Barium Jokes
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Funniest Barium Short Jokes
Short barium jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The barium humour may include short bismuth jokes also.
- Yttrium-barium-copper oxide walks into a bar The bartender tells him, "We don't serve superconductors here."
He leaves without resistance. - A merchant told another "I'll trade you a barium atom and two sodiums for that weight measuring device." "BaNaNa for scale?"
- Why are Helium, Curium, and Barium called the medical isotopes? Because if you can't helium or curium, you barium.
- Why are Helium, Curium and Barium called the medical elements? Because if you can't Helium or Curium, you Barium.
(Heard it from Heimerdinger, League of Legends) - Figured this is an appropriate time to tell this. What is an Undertaker's favorite element? Barium.
- Why are helium, curium, and barium known as the healing elements? Because if you can't helium.
Or curium.
You gotta barium. - How about a science joke? Have you heard the one about the sick chemist? If you can't helium and you can't curium, you'll probably have to barium!
- Iodine accidentally killed Xenon Panicking, it asked its friend Cesium what to do with the body, to which Cesium responded:
Barium - Why does cesium decay into barium and not the other way around? Because once you barium you can't cesium anymore!
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Barium One Liners
Which barium one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with barium? I can suggest the ones about curium and bowel.
- What do you do with sick chemists? If you can't helium or curium, you barium.
- What do you do with dead element? You barium
- What do you do with dead chemists? Barium
- What's a banana made of? One part barium, two parts sodium.
- What did iodine say to Xenon when caesium died? Well, I guess we better Barium.
- What does the chemist's dog do to bones? Barium.
- Doctor: I'd give him Lithium for his severe depression. If that doesn't work, Barium.
- Which element should they make caskets out of? Barium
- What did the Chemist have with his Eggs? Barium, Cobalt and Nitrogen.
- What's the flashes favorite element? Barium
- What is the chemical composition of banana? Barium disodium
- What do you call an element found in the ground? Barium.
- What's a gravedigger's favorite element? Barium
- What do you get when you combine Bromine with Barium? "Breaking Bad"
- How do scientists get rid of bodies? Barium
Happy Barium Jokes for a Lighthearted Night with Friends
What funny jokes about barium you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean chemistry bar jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make barium pranks.
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What does the chemistry teacher like to do with his dead bodies after he kills 'em?
Barium.
Hear are sum morre punny science jokes
How often do I tell chemistry jokes? Periodically.
Is Silicon the same in English as in Spanish? Si.
The last time I told a chemistry joke there was no reaction.
Chemistry puns Im in my element.
What do you do with a dead chemist?
Barium
Ion-estly cant think of anymore... All the good ones Argon!
Edit 1 just thought of this.
What does Barium Cobalt and Nitrogen make?
BaCoN
What happens to dying chemists?
Well, at first they try to helium. Once the disease goes too far, however, the chemist will get rushed to the hospital where doctors will attempt to curium. But once the chemist dies, they might as well barium.
True chemists never die, however. They just attain equilibrium.
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Chemistry Puns
What do you do with a dying chemist? If you can't helium, you might as well barium. That joke was quite the knee-s**..., wasn't it. I certainly slapped my neon that one. It was just so-dium funny. Why do chemists like high altitudes? The views arsenic. If you're not laughing yet, don't worry. I'm only through with hafnium. Come on, I think ironed some laughter for that one. Where do chemists wash their dishes? In the zinc. I'm sorry if you didn't like that one. I'm no einsteinium. I would tell you another one, but I think they all argon.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?
I have no idear.
What do you do with a dead chemist?
Barium
Anyone who has any simple, s**... jokes like these please put them in the comments. :) I just started a new job and s**... little jokes are perfect for breaking the ice.
A chemist walks into a bar...
He says to the bartender, "Tonight all drinks are on me!"
The bartender says to him, "you must've had a good day today, what happened?"
"I finally found a way to make a stable molecule from a barium atom, two sodium atoms, and a sulfur atom!" the chemist proudly replies.
"Wow," says the bartender, "that's BaNaNaS!"
Chemistry joke thread?
I'll start:
I was at -273.15°C one time. It was OK.
What do you do with a dead chemist? Barium
I'm sorry guys there really are no good chemistry jokes: all the good ones argon.
Carbon and Helium were having a conversation.
Carbon: And then I said, Barium!
Osmium walks into the room.
What's so funny guys?
Carbon whispers to Helium: Don't tell him. He's too dense to get it.
A world renowned chemist dies.
A world renowned chemist dies. His will states that he wishes for all of his favorite elements from the periodic table be included with his body. They go to his wife and ask "Are we really going to put a bunch of elements in his casket?
To which she replies
"No, just Barium"
