The Best 43 Barium Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Barium jokes. There are some barium technetium jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

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Top 10 of the Funniest Barium Jokes and Puns

Why does cesium decay into barium and not the other way around?

Because once you barium you can't cesium anymore!

What do you do with a scientist when he dies?

You barium.

What does the chemistry teacher like to do with his dead bodies after he kills 'em?

Barium.

Barium joke, What does the chemistry teacher like to do with his dead bodies after he kills 'em?

Figured this is an appropriate time to tell this. What is an Undertaker's favorite element?

Barium.

Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium 'the medical elements'?

Because, if you can't 'helium' or 'curium', you 'BARIUM'!


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How often do I tell chemistry jokes? Periodically.

Is Silicon the same in English as in Spanish? Si.

The last time I told a chemistry joke there was no reaction.

Chemistry puns Im in my element.

What do you do with a dead chemist?
Barium

Ion-estly cant think of anymore... All the good ones Argon!

Edit 1 just thought of this.

What does Barium Cobalt and Nitrogen make?
BaCoN

What do you do when a Chemistry teacher dies ?

Barium

Barium joke, What do you do when a Chemistry teacher dies ?

What do you do with dead atoms?

Barium

What happens to dying chemists?

Well, at first they try to helium. Once the disease goes too far, however, the chemist will get rushed to the hospital where doctors will attempt to curium. But once the chemist dies, they might as well barium.

True chemists never die, however. They just attain equilibrium.

What do you call an element found in the ground?

Barium.

Why are Helium, Curium and Barium called the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium, you Barium.
(Heard it from Heimerdinger, League of Legends)

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What did iodine say to Xenon when caesium died?

Well, I guess we better Barium.

A scientific joke

Q: Why are Curium, Helium, and Barium the medical elements?
A: Because if you can't Curium or Helium them, you Barium!

What do you do with dead chemists?

Barium

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

I have no idear.

What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium

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A chemist walks into a bar...

He says to the bartender, "Tonight all drinks are on me!"

The bartender says to him, "you must've had a good day today, what happened?"

"I finally found a way to make a stable molecule from a barium atom, two sodium atoms, and a sulfur atom!" the chemist proudly replies.

"Wow," says the bartender, "that's BaNaNaS!"

Barium joke, A chemist walks into a bar...

A Doctor and A Chemist

A doctor and a chemist are chatting in a hospital. The doctor talks about how he's having trouble with a patient, to which the chemist replies,"Well, if you can't Curium and you can't Helium, then you might as well Barium."

Chemistry joke thread?

I'll start:
I was at -273.15Β°C one time. It was OK.
What do you do with a dead chemist? Barium

I'm sorry guys there really are no good chemistry jokes: all the good ones argon.

What do you with a dying chemist?

Well, if you can't helium and you can't curium, all you can do is barium!


What is the chemical composition of banana?

Barium disodium

What did the Chemist have with his Eggs?

Barium, Cobalt and Nitrogen.

What do you do with an infected chemist?

You try to Curium. If that doesn't work and he dies, then Barium

What's an undertaker's favorite element?

Barium!

What do you do with dead scientists?

Barium

What's the flashes favorite element?

Barium

How about a science joke? Have you heard the one about the sick chemist?

If you can't helium and you can't curium, you'll probably have to barium!

What do you do with dead elements?

You barium

Why are Helium, Curium, and Barium called the medical isotopes?

Because if you can't helium or curium, you barium.

What do you do to chemists when they die?

You barium.

What's a banana made of?

One part barium, two parts sodium.

What do you do with sick chemists?

If you can't helium or curium, you barium.

Why are helium, curium, and barium known as the healing elements?

Because if you can't helium.
Or curium.
You gotta barium.

What Do You Do With A Sick Chemist?

If you can't helium and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.

Doctor: I'd give him Lithium for his severe depression.

If that doesn't work, Barium.

Carbon and Helium were having a conversation.

Carbon: And then I said, Barium!

Osmium walks into the room.

What's so funny guys?

Carbon whispers to Helium: Don't tell him. He's too dense to get it.

What do you do when a scientist is sick?

If you can't helium, you might as well barium!

I stole this from some dude on the discord, her username is Amalgamate_UnderplayChara. (On discord)

What does the chemist's dog do to bones?

Barium.

what do chemists' dogs do with their bones?

they barium!

Two scientist walk into a bar...

The first one says to the bartender:

I'll have an H2O

The other scientist says:

I'll have an H2O too

The second one dies.

The first scientist freaks out and asks the bartender what should they do, he replies:

Let's barium

*buh duh tssss*

Iodine accidentally killed Xenon

Panicking, it asked its friend Cesium what to do with the body, to which Cesium responded:

Barium

What do you do with a chemistry teacher when they die?

You barium

A world renowned chemist dies.

A world renowned chemist dies. His will states that he wishes for all of his favorite elements from the periodic table be included with his body. They go to his wife and ask "Are we really going to put a bunch of elements in his casket?
To which she replies
"No, just Barium"

What do you do with a sick scientist?

Well if you can't helium or curium then you might as well barium!

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