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Because once you barium you can't cesium anymore!
You barium.
Barium.
Barium.
Because, if you can't 'helium' or 'curium', you 'BARIUM'!
How often do I tell chemistry jokes? Periodically.
Is Silicon the same in English as in Spanish? Si.
The last time I told a chemistry joke there was no reaction.
Chemistry puns Im in my element.
What do you do with a dead chemist?
Barium
Ion-estly cant think of anymore... All the good ones Argon!
Edit 1 just thought of this.
What does Barium Cobalt and Nitrogen make?
BaCoN
Barium
Barium
Well, at first they try to helium. Once the disease goes too far, however, the chemist will get rushed to the hospital where doctors will attempt to curium. But once the chemist dies, they might as well barium.
True chemists never die, however. They just attain equilibrium.
Barium.
Because if you can't Helium or Curium, you Barium.
(Heard it from Heimerdinger, League of Legends)
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Well, I guess we better Barium.
Q: Why are Curium, Helium, and Barium the medical elements?
A: Because if you can't Curium or Helium them, you Barium!
Barium
I have no idear.
What do you do with a dead chemist?
Barium
Anyone who has any simple, stupid jokes like these please put them in the comments. :) I just started a new job and stupid little jokes are perfect for breaking the ice.
He says to the bartender, "Tonight all drinks are on me!"
The bartender says to him, "you must've had a good day today, what happened?"
"I finally found a way to make a stable molecule from a barium atom, two sodium atoms, and a sulfur atom!" the chemist proudly replies.
"Wow," says the bartender, "that's BaNaNaS!"
A doctor and a chemist are chatting in a hospital. The doctor talks about how he's having trouble with a patient, to which the chemist replies,"Well, if you can't Curium and you can't Helium, then you might as well Barium."
I'll start:
I was at -273.15°C one time. It was OK.
What do you do with a dead chemist? Barium
I'm sorry guys there really are no good chemistry jokes: all the good ones argon.
Well, if you can't helium and you can't curium, all you can do is barium!
Barium, Cobalt and Nitrogen.
You try to Curium. If that doesn't work and he dies, then Barium
Barium!
Barium
Barium
If you can't helium and you can't curium, you'll probably have to barium!
You barium
Because if you can't helium or curium, you barium.
You barium.
One part barium, two parts sodium.
If you can't helium or curium, you barium.
Because if you can't helium.
Or curium.
You gotta barium.
If you can't helium and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.
If that doesn't work, Barium.
Carbon: And then I said, Barium!
Osmium walks into the room.
What's so funny guys?
Carbon whispers to Helium: Don't tell him. He's too dense to get it.
If you can't helium, you might as well barium!
I stole this from some dude on the discord, her username is Amalgamate_UnderplayChara. (On discord)
Barium.
they barium!
The first one says to the bartender:
I'll have an H2O
The other scientist says:
I'll have an H2O too
The second one dies.
The first scientist freaks out and asks the bartender what should they do, he replies:
Let's barium
*buh duh tssss*
Panicking, it asked its friend Cesium what to do with the body, to which Cesium responded:
Barium
You barium
A world renowned chemist dies. His will states that he wishes for all of his favorite elements from the periodic table be included with his body. They go to his wife and ask "Are we really going to put a bunch of elements in his casket?
To which she replies
"No, just Barium"
Well if you can't helium or curium then you might as well barium!
Barium
***Because if you can't heal-ium or cure-ium, you bury-um.***
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