Barium Jokes
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Funniest Barium Short Jokes
Short barium jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The barium humour may include short bismuth jokes also.
- Yttrium-barium-copper oxide walks into a bar The bartender tells him, "We don't serve superconductors here."
He leaves without resistance. - A merchant told another "I'll trade you a barium atom and two sodiums for that weight measuring device." "BaNaNa for scale?"
- Why are Helium, Curium, and Barium called the medical isotopes? Because if you can't helium or curium, you barium.
- What Do You Do With A Sick Chemist? If you can't helium and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.
- Why are Helium, Curium and Barium called the medical elements? Because if you can't Helium or Curium, you Barium.
(Heard it from Heimerdinger, League of Legends) - Figured this is an appropriate time to tell this. What is an Undertaker's favorite element? Barium.
- Why are helium, curium, and barium known as the healing elements? Because if you can't helium.
Or curium.
You gotta barium. - Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium 'the medical elements'? Because, if you can't 'helium' or 'curium', you 'BARIUM'!
- What do you do with a sick scientist? Well if you can't helium or curium then you might as well barium!
- What does the chemistry teacher like to do with his dead bodies after he kills 'em? Barium.
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Barium One Liners
Which barium one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with barium? I can suggest the ones about curium and bowel.
- What do you do with sick chemists? If you can't helium or curium, you barium.
- What do you do with dead element? You barium
- What do you do with dead chemists? Barium
- What do you do when a chemist dies? Barium.
- What's a banana made of? One part barium, two parts sodium.
- What did iodine say to Xenon when caesium died? Well, I guess we better Barium.
- What do you do to chemists when they die? You barium.
- How do scientists get rid of bodies? Barium
- What do you do with a chemistry teacher when they die? You barium
- What do you do with dead scientists? Barium
- What do you do with a scientist when he dies? You barium.
- What do you do when a Chemistry teacher dies ? Barium
- What does the chemist's dog do to bones? Barium.
- Doctor: I'd give him Lithium for his severe depression. If that doesn't work, Barium.
- Which element should they make caskets out of? Barium
Happy Barium Jokes for a Lighthearted Night with Friends
What funny jokes about barium you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean chemistry bar jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make barium pranks.
Why does cesium decay into barium and not the other way around?
Because once you barium you can't cesium anymore!
Hear are sum morre punny science jokes
How often do I tell chemistry jokes? Periodically.
Is Silicon the same in English as in Spanish? Si.
The last time I told a chemistry joke there was no reaction.
Chemistry puns Im in my element.
What do you do with a dead chemist?
Barium
Ion-estly cant think of anymore... All the good ones Argon!
Edit 1 just thought of this.
What does Barium Cobalt and Nitrogen make?
BaCoN
What do you do with dead atoms?
Barium
What happens to dying chemists?
Well, at first they try to helium. Once the disease goes too far, however, the chemist will get rushed to the hospital where doctors will attempt to curium. But once the chemist dies, they might as well barium.
True chemists never die, however. They just attain equilibrium.
A scientific joke
Q: Why are Curium, Helium, and Barium the medical elements?
A: Because if you can't Curium or Helium them, you Barium!
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
I have no idear.
What do you do with a dead chemist?
Barium
Anyone who has any simple, s**... jokes like these please put them in the comments. :) I just started a new job and s**... little jokes are perfect for breaking the ice.
A chemist walks into a bar...
He says to the bartender, "Tonight all drinks are on me!"
The bartender says to him, "you must've had a good day today, what happened?"
"I finally found a way to make a stable molecule from a barium atom, two sodium atoms, and a sulfur atom!" the chemist proudly replies.
"Wow," says the bartender, "that's BaNaNaS!"
A Doctor and A Chemist
A doctor and a chemist are chatting in a hospital. The doctor talks about how he's having trouble with a patient, to which the chemist replies,"Well, if you can't Curium and you can't Helium, then you might as well Barium."
Chemistry joke thread?
I'll start:
I was at -273.15°C one time. It was OK.
What do you do with a dead chemist? Barium
I'm sorry guys there really are no good chemistry jokes: all the good ones argon.
What do you with a dying chemist?
Well, if you can't helium and you can't curium, all you can do is barium!
What is the chemical composition of banana?
Barium disodium
What did the Chemist have with his Eggs?
Barium, Cobalt and Nitrogen.
What do you do with an infected chemist?
You try to Curium. If that doesn't work and he dies, then Barium
What's an undertaker's favorite element?
Barium!
What's the flashes favorite element?
Barium
How about a science joke? Have you heard the one about the sick chemist?
If you can't helium and you can't curium, you'll probably have to barium!
Carbon and Helium were having a conversation.
Carbon: And then I said, Barium!
Osmium walks into the room.
What's so funny guys?
Carbon whispers to Helium: Don't tell him. He's too dense to get it.
What do you do when a scientist is sick?
If you can't helium, you might as well barium!
I stole this from some dude on the discord, her username is Amalgamate_UnderplayChara. (On discord)
what do chemists' dogs do with their bones?
they barium!
Iodine accidentally killed Xenon
Panicking, it asked its friend Cesium what to do with the body, to which Cesium responded:
Barium
A world renowned chemist dies.
A world renowned chemist dies. His will states that he wishes for all of his favorite elements from the periodic table be included with his body. They go to his wife and ask "Are we really going to put a bunch of elements in his casket?
To which she replies
"No, just Barium"
Why are Helium, Curium, and Barium the medical elements?
***Because if you can't heal-ium or cure-ium, you bury-um.***
