The Best 5 Barge Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Barge jokes. There are some barge warship jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these barge houseboat puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Barge Jokes and Puns

A Barge Carrying Vegetables Sinks In a Harbor...

The disaster report claimed the boat had too many leeks.

How do you celebrate Christopher Columbus day?

Barge into your neighbor's home and claim it as yours.

There's a new Indian open on a boat on the canal round corner from my house...

...It's called the Onion Barge.

The joke my grandma told me when i came out

Two gay guys are standing on top of the statue of liberty looking out over the harbor. The first points out a boat and asks "what kind of boat is that?" "Oh that's a barge" replied the other this continued for a while when the first pointed out another and the other replied "that's a ferry ship." the first paused and thought for a moment before replying "i knew we were organized but i didn't realize we had a navy "

Two sheep barge into a barber's shop.

"We will not go woolenly!" they said.


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the barge quartet jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working barge boat piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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