The Best 5 Barf Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Barf jokes. There are some barf puke jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these barf excrement puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Barf Jokes and Puns

Why did the ghost barf all over his date?

He couldn't handle his boos.

What do you call a sick Darth Vader?

Barf Vader

-Courtesy of my 6 year old nephew.

What did the dog say when he was sick.

Barf! barf!

What do you call it when you barf while laughing?


What did the barfly say to the other barfly?

I saved you a stool.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the barf vomit jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working barf poop piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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