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How To Translate Work Emails
I have a question. = I have 18 questions.
I'll look into it. = I've already forgotten about it.
I tried my best. = I did the bare minimum.
Happy to discuss further. = Don't ask me about this again.
No worries. = You really messed up this time.
Take care. = This is the last you'll ever hear from me.
Cheers! = I have no respect for you or myself!
I have only one rule when it comes to attire
I dress to meet the bare minimum standards that any given occasion dictates.
I call it...
Occam's Blazer.
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What do you call a n**... dwarf?
The bare minimum
Why is it that all anyone needs is a small mother?
Because it's the bare mini-mum.
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What do you call a British midget mother who can barely support her family?
Mini-Mum
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