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How To Translate Work Emails

I have a question. = I have 18 questions.
I'll look into it. = I've already forgotten about it.
I tried my best. = I did the bare minimum.
Happy to discuss further. = Don't ask me about this again.
No worries. = You really messed up this time.
Take care. = This is the last you'll ever hear from me.
Cheers! = I have no respect for you or myself!

I have only one rule when it comes to attire

I dress to meet the bare minimum standards that any given occasion dictates.
I call it...
Occam's Blazer.

What do you call a n**... dwarf?

The bare minimum

What's the bare minimum?

1 Bear

What's the bare minimum?

One bear.

What do you get when a dwarf mother turns up n**...?

The bare minimum.

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