Bare Jokes

Funniest Bare Short Jokes

Short bare jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The bare humour may include short bear jokes also.

1. What do Green eggs and Ham and Fifty Shades of Grey have in common? They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things.
2. A lot of people are up in arms about the Olympians caught taking drugs to compete. Honestly I'm proud of them, and what they can do. Last time I did drugs I could barely tie my shoe.
3. I need everyone to wish me luck. I have a meeting at the bank later and if all goes well, I will be out of debt. I'm so excited I can barely put on my ski mask.
4. Few years ago I saw Slim Shady in concert and instead of rapping he just kept pulling his pants down and mooning the crowd. Honestly the whole thing was just Em bare assing.
5. Tank tops shouldn't be against school dress codes After all, we have a right to bare arms.
6. My Fiancé said she wanted to be a trophy Wife Now that we're married all she does is lie around so much she can barely walk. And that's how I learned my wife doesn't know how to pronounce atrophy.
7. Lockdown was great! I didn't work, i didn't socialise, i barely left the house. Same as usual, except i didn't feel guilty.
8. Two old ladies sitting in a doctor's office in Florida... The one says to the other, "I can't see, I can't hear anything and I can barely walk. thank god I can still drive."
9. I always wear a sleeveless shirt to the gym... But the only thing I exercise is my right to bare arms.
10. Why are socks a bad Christmas present for Daddy Bear? Because he will always have bare feet.

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Bare One Liners

Which bare one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with bare? I can suggest the ones about berry and brig.

1. For sale, barely used DeLorean Only driven from time to time.
2. Why do Americans wear sleeveless t-shirts? Because they have the right to bare arms
3. What do nudists pack for vacation? Just the bare necessities.
4. What do you call a bear without fur? Bare.
5. Maglev train hits 310mph in Japan. Critics say it has barely left the ground.
6. Why do NRA members wear sleeveless shirts? Because they have a right to bare arms!
7. Many Saudi women are fans of the Second Amendment. They would like a right to bare arms.
8. How do nudists greet each other? With a bare hug.
9. Why don't Canadians wear tank tops? They don't have the right to bare arms
10. Why did the blonde wax her biceps? She was exercising her right to bare arms.
11. I wear tank tops because of the Second Amendment. I sure do love my right to bare arms.
12. I just saw a man repair his monocle with his bare hands. It was a spectacle to behold.
13. Growing up with a trans parent is hard You barely ever get to see them
14. You Americans may have the right to bare arms, but here in Canada, we can own moose legs.
15. I've been programming too much I can barely cout of my eyes

Bare Hands Jokes

Here is a list of funny bare hands jokes and even better bare hands puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Louis C.K. is the hardest working comedian in the business He literally built and ended his own career with his bare hands.
• A vegan told me I shouldn't eat animals because I can't kill or butcher them with my bare hands... So I gave him a coconut and told him to have a nice day.
• I brought my girlfriend to watch one of my soccer matches. When an opponent was about to score a goal, she stormed the field and prevented it with her bare hands. She's a keeper.
• "So do you want me to climb up with my bare hands or can I use some sort of climbing device?" The latter.
• I'm confident I'd be able to rip a phone book in half with my bare hands. Because as a U.S. Southerner, when I fix my unsweetened tea, I open all my sweeteners at once.
• What do you call a person that commits a robbery with his bare hands? An armed robber..
• TIL Johann Travlossky once stopped a moving freight train with his bare hands He was the engineer
• Chuck Norris's favourite drink is diamond juice, which he squeezes out of raw diamonds with his bare hands.
• Chuck Norris can split the atom.
  With his bare hands.
• How do you fight wish to master bait? Alone. Bare-handed. With optional fishing rod.

Bare Feet Jokes

Here is a list of funny bare feet jokes and even better bare feet puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• If you put shoes on a bear... ...does he still have bare feet?
• Did you hear about the bare foot bridegroom? He got cold feet.

Bare Minimum Jokes

Here is a list of funny bare minimum jokes and even better bare minimum puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I have only one rule when it comes to attire I dress to meet the bare minimum standards that any given occasion dictates.
  I call it...
  Occam's Blazer.
• Why is it that all anyone needs is a small mother? Because it's the bare mini-mum.

Silly & Ridiculous Bare Jokes to Spread Joy & Laughter

What funny jokes about bare you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean strap jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make bare pranks.