Barcodes Jokes

Funniest Barcodes Short Jokes

Short barcodes jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The barcodes humour may include short warship jokes also.

1. I just saw a cashier scan the eyes of a customer with her barcode reader for being rude. The look on his face was priceless.
2. TIL: The Norwegian Navy have started to put barcodes on their ships. So they can Scan da navy in
3. At the supermarket I saw a man and a woman wrapped in a barcode... I asked, "Are you two an item?"
4. Did you know that Danish boats are given barcodes when they leave ports? So when they come back, they can Scan-di-navy-in
5. I'm not saying that my ex-wife has bad teeth, but she smiled in Tesco once and the barcode scanner thought she was a set of saucepans.
6. Did you hear about the cashier who did tricks with the barcode machine, but still charged full price? She was a scan artist.
7. Why does Norway print barcodes on the sides of their ships? So when they return they can just scan da navy in!
8. Overheard at a Whole Foods Billing counter "Now I'm going to read the numbers in the barcode and you type them in your register...I don't want those carcinogenic lasers touch my food"
9. Did you know that they are putting barcodes on condoms now? what??? don't you roll it back that far?
10. I heard the navy in Scandinavia have barcodes on their arms... It's so they can Scandinavian

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Barcodes One Liners

Which barcodes one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with barcodes? I can suggest the ones about battleship and navy.

1. Why do swedish warships have barcodes on them? So when they dock they can Scandinavian.
2. Why do Swedish boats have barcodes on the side? So they can Scandinavian.
3. What does a barcode say if he bumps into another barcode? SKU me
4. I was checking out a Jewish girl the other day. Her barcode wouldn't scan.
5. What nationality puts barcodes on birds in pet stores? Scanned-an-avian
6. Must be hard understanding Barcodes... You gotta read between the lines.
7. How do you call an ethiopian family portait? A barcode.
8. How did the goth girl get caught shoplifting? She had a barcode on her arm.
9. Why do all Nordic military ships have barcodes on them? So they can Scandinavian!
10. The Swiss put barcodes on their navy fleet.. So they could scan the navy in..
11. Why do Finnish ships have barcodes on them? Silly, Finland doesn't exist, remember?
12. Once, a white walked into an all black bar and thats how we got the barcodes
13. A school is like a barcode, It's a P.O.S.
14. If h**... was a true visionary... ...he'd have used barcodes
15. What do you call a bunch of black people standing along a white wall? Barcode

Delightful Fun Barcodes Jokes for a Roaring Good Time

What funny jokes about barcodes you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean fleet jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make barcodes pranks.