Barcodes Jokes

Following is our collection of Barcodes funnies and chistes working better than reddit. They include dirty puns, clean gags suitable for kids, that are actually fun like the best witze.

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Why do Swedish warships have barcodes on them?

So when they dock they can Scandinavian.

Why does the Norwegian military have barcodes on its ships?

So when they return to the harbor they can Scandinavian.

Why does the Norwegian navy put barcodes on the sides of their ships?

So when they come back to port they can Scandinavian.

TIL: The Norwegian Navy have started to put barcodes on their ships.

So they can Scan da navy in

Why do Nordic boats have barcodes on them?

So after they get back from war, they can Scandinavian.

Why do Swedish battleships have barcodes printed on the sides?

So that when they return to port they can scandinavyin.

Why does Norway have barcodes on their boats?

So they can Scandinavian.

Why does Norway have barcodes on their battleships?

So when they get back to port, they can Scandinavian.

TIL that all Norwegian military boats have barcodes on them.

So when they return to port they can Scandinavian.

In Norway they print barcodes on the sides of their battleships.

When they return from war they can Scandinavian.

Why does rhe Norwegian navy have barcodes on their ships

So they can scan-da-navy-in...

Why did the Norwegian navy put barcodes on their ships?

So they could scan da Navy in.

The Swedish Navy started painting barcodes in the side of their ships.

That way when they get back to port they can Scandinavian.

Why do Norwegian battleships have barcodes on them?

So when they dock they can Scandinavian.

Why do Swedish boats have barcodes on the side?

So they can Scandinavian.

Why did the Norwegians put barcodes on all their ships?

To Scandinavian.

Why does Norway have barcodes on the side of their ships?

So they can Scandinavian.

Why do they put barcodes in every Swedish battleship?

So they can Scandinavian.

Why do the swedish navy have barcodes on their ships?

So they can scandinavin

What nationality puts barcodes on birds in pet stores?

Scanned-an-avian

If Hitler was a true visionary...

...he'd have used barcodes

Must be hard understanding Barcodes...

You gotta read between the lines.

Why do all Norweigen ships have barcodes on the side of them?

...So they can Scandenavyin

Why do Norwegian navy ships have barcodes on the side?

So when they come in to port they can scan da navy in

Why do Swedish warships have barcodes?

So you can Scan the navy in.

Why does the Norwegian Navy put barcodes on all their ships?

So when they get back to port they can scan-de-navy-in.

Say it aloud if you don't get it

Why did the Norwegian navy place barcodes on their ships?

Because when they came to port they could ScanDaNavyIn

Why does Norway have barcodes on the side of their military ships

So that when they get into port they can... Scandinavian

Did you hear that the Swedish navy started adding barcodes to their ships recently?

Yeah, they wanted to be able to scan da navy in.

Sweden has started putting barcodes on all of their warships

So when they return to port they can Scandinavian

Why do Norwegian ships always have barcodes?

So they can scan-the-navy-in.

Did you know that they are putting barcodes on condoms now?

what??? don't you roll it back that far?

Why does Denmark put barcodes on all their ships?

So they can Scandinavian!

Why do the Norwegians have barcodes on their warships?

So when they get back they can Scandinavian

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