The Best 38 Barcodes Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Barcodes jokes. There are some barcodes battleship jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these barcodes norwegian puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Barcodes Jokes and Puns

What nationality puts barcodes on birds in pet stores?

Scanned-an-avian

TIL: The Norwegian Navy have started to put barcodes on their ships.

So they can Scan da navy in

Why do Swedish warships have barcodes on them?

So when they dock they can Scandinavian.

Barcodes joke, Why do Swedish warships have barcodes on them?

Why do the swedish navy have barcodes on their ships?

So they can scandinavin

Did you hear that the Swedish navy started adding barcodes to their ships recently?

Yeah, they wanted to be able to scan da navy in.


Why do Norwegian navy ships have barcodes on the side?

So when they come in to port they can scan da navy in

Why does Norway print barcodes on the sides of their ships?

So when they return they can just scan da navy in!

Barcodes joke, Why does Norway print barcodes on the sides of their ships?

Why does Norway have barcodes on their boats?

So they can Scandinavian.

Why do Swedish battleships have barcodes printed on the sides?

So that when they return to port they can scandinavyin.

Why did the Norwegian navy put barcodes on their ships?

So they could scan da Navy in.

Why does the Norweigan and Swedish navy put barcodes on the sides of their ships?

So when they come back from voyages, they can Scandinavian.

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Why does the Norwegian military have barcodes on its ships?

So when they return to the harbor they can Scandinavian.

Why do all Norweigen ships have barcodes on the side of them?

...So they can Scandenavyin

If Hitler was a true visionary...

...he'd have used barcodes

Why do Swedish warships have barcodes?

So you can Scan the navy in.

Why does the Norwegian Navy put barcodes on all their ships?

So when they get back to port they can scan-de-navy-in.

Say it aloud if you don't get it

Barcodes joke, Why does the Norwegian Navy put barcodes on all their ships?

Why do all Nordic military ships have barcodes on them?

So they can Scandinavian!

Why do Nordic boats have barcodes on them?

So after they get back from war, they can Scandinavian.

Must be hard understanding Barcodes...

You gotta read between the lines.


Why did the Norwegian navy place barcodes on their ships?

Because when they came to port they could ScanDaNavyIn

Why did the Norwegians put barcodes on all their ships?

To Scandinavian.

Why do Norwegian ships always have barcodes?

So they can scan-the-navy-in.

Why does Norway have barcodes on the side of their ships?

So they can Scandinavian.

Why do they put barcodes in every Swedish battleship?

So they can Scandinavian.

Why does Denmark put barcodes on all their ships?

So they can Scandinavian!

Did you know that they are putting barcodes on condoms now?

what??? don't you roll it back that far?

Why do the Norwegians have barcodes on their warships?

So when they get back they can Scandinavian

Why do Swedish boats have barcodes on the side?

So they can Scandinavian.

Why do Norwegian battleships have barcodes on them?

So when they dock they can Scandinavian.

Why does rhe Norwegian navy have barcodes on their ships

So they can scan-da-navy-in...

In Norway they print barcodes on the sides of their battleships.

When they return from war they can Scandinavian.

Why do Norwegian ships have barcodes on the side

To Scandanavian

Why did Norway's Navy have barcodes on all the ships?

So when they come back into port they can Scandinavian...

Why do Norwegian boats have barcodes on them? (Old but gold)

To Scandinavyin

Did you know that Danish boats are given barcodes when they leave ports?

So when they come back, they can Scan-di-navy-in

Why does the Swedish military put barcodes on the bottom of their warships?

So they can Scandinavian.

When I was in the supermarket, I saw a man and a woman both dressed as barcodes ...

I think they were an item.

Why do all the Norwegian military vessels have barcodes on the bow?

So upon their return, they can Scandinavian

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