Barcode Jokes

Following is our collection of costco humor and tesco one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Barcode puns for adults, dirty label jokes or clean code gags for kids.

There is an abundance of plastic jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 11 funniest jokes on barcode. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any lasers witze you can hear about barcode.

The Best jokes about Barcode

I just saw a cashier scan the eyes of a customer with her barcode reader for being rude.

The look on his face was priceless.

At the supermarket I saw a man and a woman wrapped in a barcode...

I asked, "Are you two an item?"

I went to a Halloween party and saw two people wrapped in a barcode.

I asked them " Are you two an item?"

Barcode joke

What does a barcode say if he bumps into another barcode?

SKU me

I was checking out a Jewish girl the other day.

Her barcode wouldn't scan.


I'm not saying that my ex-wife has bad teeth,

but she smiled in Tesco once and the barcode scanner thought she was a set of saucepans.

Did you hear about the cashier who did tricks with the barcode machine, but still charged full price?

She was a scan artist.

Barcode joke

How do you call an ethiopian family portait?

A barcode.

What do you call an Ethiopian family photo?

A barcode

How did the goth girl get caught shoplifting?

She had a barcode on her arm.

Overheard at a Whole Foods Billing counter

"Now I'm going to read the numbers in the barcode and you type them in your register...I don't want those carcinogenic lasers touch my food"


Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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