Barcelona Jokes
23 barcelona jokes and hilarious barcelona puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about barcelona that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Barcelona Short Jokes
Short barcelona jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The barcelona humour may include short championship jokes also.
- I was surprised when my boss told me that our company was bought by a millionaire from Barcelona. Nobody expects the Spanish acquisition
- Why's it so surprising when friends from Barcelona overstay their welcome? Because nobody expects the Spanish Imposition.
- Did you hear about the Barcelona football star who got busted for tax evasion? They said his tax returns were Messi.
- Barcelona FC, Chelsea FC, and Bayern Walk in a bar.... And at the end of the night, no one scores!
- Pickpocketing rates are so high in Barcelona, after browsing Street View my PayPal account got emptied.
- After a trip to Barcelona, Trump is asked why he thinks Catalonia wants to separate. "I figured since they are all speaking Mexican they want to join Mexico."
- Red-nosed Rudolph was hit by a 747 and a flock of seagulls on Christmas Eve during a gift delivery over Barcelona The reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane
(Courtesy of Colin Mochrie) - My friend was visiting from Barcelona, and he asked me if he could c**... on my couch. I wasn't expecting some kind of Spanish imposition!
- I don't think I am going to go to Barcelona any time soon... I heard the shopping is m**......
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Barcelona One Liners
Which barcelona one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with barcelona? I can suggest the ones about arena and jets.
- Barcelona players not gonna eat anything till morning Because they 8-2 much
- I heard Barcelona is ironing out a new deal with their best player. It might get messi
- My room is getting so messy ...that F.C. Barcelona is trying to recruit it
- I once had a crazy drunken night in Barcelona... It was inspain.
- Barcelona Do you know where Barcelona is situated?
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At the stadium in Rome - What's Barcelona's favourite chemical substance?
- Barcelona beats every team in the world, Chuck Norris can beat Barcelona... by himself.
- Without Luis Suarez playing, you could say FC Barcelona is... ...toothless.
- What did the Barcelona footballer say to his accountant? Hi Dad
- Why is FC Barcelona not totally clean ? Because one of their players is messy.
- I wanted to travel to Paris, but ended up in Barcelona instead. Oops, wrong bus!
- What do I have that FC Barcelona doesn't? A semi
Entertaining Barcelona Jokes to Laugh Out Loud Fun with Everyone
What funny jokes about barcelona you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean quarterback jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make barcelona pranks.
My uncle got a severe allergic reaction while staying in a remotely located hotel near Barcelona...
he would have died certainly as there were no hospitals close by. Suddenly we heard someone knocking on the hotel's door. Miraculously it was the hotel's in-house doctor.
We were quite amused by how the doctor showed up at the exact time he was needed.
Nobody expected the Spanish Inn Physician
Reindeer joke!
Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer passed away today at the age of 57. He was struck by a 747 jet liner and a flock of seagulls as he flew over Barcelona. Coroners say that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.
A woman and her wealthy lover traveled across Europe
They started their tryst in Amsterdam, before traveling to Barcelona, then Cologne, and Dublin. After months of travel and s**... s**..., they ended in Zurich.
It was a sorted affair.
Santa was hit by an Airbus 747 while flying over Barcelona last night, and none of the flight crew survived
The doctors have confirmed that the reindeer in Spain were hit mainly by the plane.
- Credit to Colin Monchrie from "Whose Line Is It Anyway"
