Barcelona Jokes

Following is our collection of brazil humor and england one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Barcelona puns for adults, dirty arena jokes or clean augustus gags for kids.

There is an abundance of sept jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 11 funniest jokes on barcelona. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any colts witze you can hear about barcelona.

The Best jokes about Barcelona

4 football fans were in a plane crash

They all survive, until one day. The barcelona fan dies. So the 3 remaining fans decide they should eat the part of him depending on what team they like.

The first guy likes Liverpool, so he got to eat the liver.

The second guy likes Manchester, so he got to eat the chest.

The third guy starts to cry.

Whats wrong? Asks the other 2.

I like Arsenal..

My uncle got a severe allergic reaction while staying in a remotely located hotel near Barcelona...

he would have died certainly as there were no hospitals close by. Suddenly we heard someone knocking on the hotel's door. Miraculously it was the hotel's in-house doctor.

We were quite amused by how the doctor showed up at the exact time he was needed.

Nobody expected the Spanish Inn Physician

I was surprised when my boss told me that our company was bought by a millionaire from Barcelona.

Nobody expects the Spanish acquisition

Reindeer joke!

Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer passed away today at the age of 57. He was struck by a 747 jet liner and a flock of seagulls as he flew over Barcelona. Coroners say that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

Santa was hit by an Airbus 747 while flying over Barcelona last night, and none of the flight crew survived

The doctors have confirmed that the reindeer in Spain were hit mainly by the plane.

- Credit to Colin Monchrie from "Whose Line Is It Anyway"

Did you hear about the Barcelona football star who got busted for tax evasion?

They said his tax returns were Messi.

My room is getting so messy

...that F.C. Barcelona is trying to recruit it

I once had a crazy drunken night in Barcelona...

It was inspain.

Pickpocketing rates are so high in Barcelona, after browsing Street View my PayPal account got emptied.

After a trip to Barcelona, Trump is asked why he thinks Catalonia wants to separate.

"I figured since they are all speaking Mexican they want to join Mexico."

Red-nosed Rudolph was hit by a 747 and a flock of seagulls on Christmas Eve during a gift delivery over Barcelona

The reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane

(Courtesy of Colin Mochrie)

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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