The Best 17 Barcelona Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Barcelona jokes. There are some barcelona england jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

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Top 10 of the Funniest Barcelona Jokes and Puns

My friend was visiting from Barcelona, and he asked me if he could crash on my couch.

I wasn't expecting some kind of Spanish imposition!

My uncle got a severe allergic reaction while staying in a remotely located hotel near Barcelona...

he would have died certainly as there were no hospitals close by. Suddenly we heard someone knocking on the hotel's door. Miraculously it was the hotel's in-house doctor.

We were quite amused by how the doctor showed up at the exact time he was needed.

Nobody expected the Spanish Inn Physician

I was surprised when my boss told me that our company was bought by a millionaire from Barcelona.

Nobody expects the Spanish acquisition

Barcelona joke, I was surprised when my boss told me that our company was bought by a millionaire from Barcelona.

Barcelona players not gonna eat anything till morning

Because they 8-2 much

Why's it so surprising when friends from Barcelona overstay their welcome?

Because nobody expects the Spanish Imposition.

Reindeer joke!

Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer passed away today at the age of 57. He was struck by a 747 jet liner and a flock of seagulls as he flew over Barcelona. Coroners say that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

I heard Barcelona is ironing out a new deal with their best player.

It might get Messi

Barcelona joke, I heard Barcelona is ironing out a new deal with their best player.

A woman and her wealthy lover traveled across Europe

They started their tryst in Amsterdam, before traveling to Barcelona, then Cologne, and Dublin. After months of travel and steamy sex, they ended in Zurich.

It was a sorted affair.

Did you hear about the Barcelona football star who got busted for tax evasion?

They said his tax returns were Messi.

Santa was hit by an Airbus 747 while flying over Barcelona last night, and none of the flight crew survived

The doctors have confirmed that the reindeer in Spain were hit mainly by the plane.

- Credit to Colin Monchrie from "Whose Line Is It Anyway"

My room is getting so messy

...that F.C. Barcelona is trying to recruit it

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I once had a crazy drunken night in Barcelona...

It was inspain.

Barcelona FC, Chelsea FC, and Bayern Walk in a bar....

And at the end of the night, no one scores!

Pickpocketing rates are so high in Barcelona, after browsing Street View my PayPal account got emptied.

After a trip to Barcelona, Trump is asked why he thinks Catalonia wants to separate.

"I figured since they are all speaking Mexican they want to join Mexico."


Do you know where Barcelona is situated?


At the stadium in Rome

Barcelona joke, Barcelona

Red-nosed Rudolph was hit by a 747 and a flock of seagulls on Christmas Eve during a gift delivery over Barcelona

The reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane

(Courtesy of Colin Mochrie)

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