Barbiturates Jokes
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So Bill Cosby gets off.
This time without barbiturates.
A lion walks into a bar...
...and sits down for a drink. He is followed in by an obnoxious woman who begins causing a scene in the bar. She begins knocking people's drinks out of their hands, cussing at people, and starting fights. The lion sees this and is annoyed, and in a few bites he eats the woman. Everyone cheers and the lion continues to drink at the bar.
He tells the bartender, "man, I sure do feel tired now...I have no idea what could be causing this! I'm exhausted and have barely had anything to drink..." The bartender promptly replies, "well, it must have been that barbiturate!"
A bear walks into a bar
"Sorry we don't serve bears in here" the barman says
"But I'm a big brown bear"
"Sorry we don't serve big brown bears"
Bear is angry and hits the bar with his claw "give me a beer now!"
"Sorry we don't serve bar bashing big brown bears!"
The bear picks up a barstool and smashes it against the ground "I want a beer!"
"Sorry we don't serve barstool breaking bar bashing big brown bears here"
The bear is getting angry and takes a bite from the counter "Give me a beer!"
"Sorry we dont serve drug addicts here either"
The bear is confused "I've never touched a drug in my life!!"
"What about that barbiturate"
A Bear Walks Into A Bar.
A bear walks into a bar in Montana
Bartender says: We don't serve bears beer in this here bar in Montana.
Bear says: Give me a beer, or I'm going to eat that girl at the end of the bar.
Bartender: We don't serve bears beer in this here bar in Montana.
Bear walks to the end of the bar and eats the girl. When he is done, he returns to the bartender: Give me a Beer!
Bartender: We don't serve Drug addicts beer in this here bar in Montana
Bear:???? Come again?
Bartender: What about that Barbiturate.
Harambe the gorilla walked into a bar and ordered a drink.
The bartender says, "I don't serve gorillas here."
Harambe says, "you better or I'm gonna do something terrible."
The bartenders say, "oh yeah! Like what?"
Harambe points to a women slumped against the bar and says, "I'm gonna go over there and eat that woman!"
The bartender say, "no you're not!"
So Harambe goes over to the woman, grabs her by the ankles, lifts her up and and proceeds to gobble her up. He wipes his mouth looks at the bartender and asks, "what are you gonna do now?"
The bartender look him in the face and says, "I'm gonna watch you pass out."
Harambe asks, "how's that gonna happen?"
"Cause that's a barbiturate!" Says the bartender.
Bears in bars in Bristol
A bear walks into a bar in Bristol and sits down. He bangs on the bar with his paw and demands a beer.
The bartender approaches and says, "We don't serve beer to bears in bars in Bristol."
The bear, becoming angry, demands again that he be served a beer. The bartender tells him again, more forcefully, "We don't serve beer to belligerent bears in bars in Bristol."
The bear, very angry now, says, "If you don't serve me a beer, I'm going to eat that lady sitting at the end of the bar."
The bartender says again, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Bristol."
The bear goes to the end of the bar and, as promised, eats the woman. He comes back to his seat and again demands a beer.
The bartender states yet again, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Bristol that are on drugs."
The bear says, "I'm not on drugs."
The bartender says, "Well, what about that barbiturate?"
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