The Best 8 Barbies Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Barbies jokes. There are some barbies toybox jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these barbies ipod puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Barbies Jokes and Puns

Barbies promote unrealistic expectations of women's bodies.

Women's heads are much harder to put back on in real life.

Barbies create unrealistic expectations of women

No woman's head reattaches THAT easily in my experience

First came up with this joke when I was 5 and it's still the funniest thing I've ever said.

Q. What do you call a line of Barbies?

A. A Barbecue!

Barbies joke, First came up with this joke when I was 5 and it's still the funniest thing I've ever said.

Why don't you ever see pregnant Barbies in the store?

Because Ken comes in a different box.

(Since bad pickup lines seem to be the trend right now) Do you want to play barbies?

I'll be Ken, and you be the box he came in


Wanna Play Barbies?

Man: "Hi there, would you like to play barbies?"
Lady: "I guess so?"
Man: "Awesome, I'll be Ken and you can be the box I come in."

I chucked out my daughter's Barbies because I was bored of her playing with them all the time.

Now there's never a doll moment.

Barbies joke, I chucked out my daughter's Barbies because I was bored of her playing with them all the time.

Whats a line of Barbies called?

A barbiequeue

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the barbies mattel jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working barbies barbie piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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