Barbies Jokes
29 barbies jokes and hilarious barbies puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about barbies that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Short barbies jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The barbies humour may include short jokes also.
- Barbies promote unrealistic expectations of women's bodies. Women's heads are much harder to put back on in real life.
- A girl says to her mom, "I want a Barbie and a GI Joe". Mom says, "Doesn't barbie come with Ken?"
And the girl replies, "No, Barbie comes with GI Joe. She just fakes it with Ken." - Barbies create unrealistic expectations of women No woman's head reattaches THAT easily in my experience
- First came up with this joke when I was 5 and it's still the funniest thing I've ever said. Q. What do you call a line of Barbies?
A. A Barbecue! - What’s the difference between Barbie and Oppenheimer? Barbie product first manufactured in Japan and released in America. Oppenheimer product first manufactured in America and release in Japan.
- Have you heard of divorced barbie? Her set costs $450. ...mostly because it comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, and one of Ken's friends.
- What does divorce Barbie come with? All of Ken's stuff.
- What do you call a Barbie on fire? A Barbecue!
Be gentle. First post. And I remember making this up on a long car ride when I was just 4:) - Why don't you ever see pregnant Barbies in the store? Because ken comes in a different box.
- Why have Barbie and Ken never had a baby? Because Ken comes in a different box.
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Barbies One Liners
Which barbies one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with barbies? I can suggest the ones about and .
- Why didn't barbie ever get pregnant? Because Ken always came in another box.
- How come Barbie never got pregnant? Because Ken always came in another box.
- Why doesn't Barbie get pregnant? Because Ken comes in other boxes.
- Why didn't Barbie ever get pregnant? Because Ken came in another box
- Why isn't there a pregnant Barbie doll? Ken came in another box.
- Why can't Barbie get pregnant? because Ken comes in a different box
- What do you call an Australian looking after his grill? A barbie sitter
- Why didn't Barbie have a baby? Because Ken came in a different box.
- Why isn't there a pregnant Barbie doll? Because Ken came in another box.
- Why doesn't Barbie have any kids? Because Ken came in another box.
- How did Barbie get to be such a good swimmer? She trained with doll-fins.
- Mattel released a Muslim Barbie... It's a blow-up doll.
- Why didn't Barbie have any kids? Because Ken always came in a different box.
- Did you know they make a divorcee Barbie now? She comes with all of Ken's stuff.
- What do you call the line for grilled veggies at a supermodel convention? A barbie queue
Barbies Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about barbies you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make barbies pranks.
Dad told me this one
This guy went Christmas shopping for his daughter. She said she wanted a Barbie. Typical right? Well he went to the toy store and went looking for a couple Barbies. He grabbed the Malibu Barbie, Katniss Barbie and the holland Barbie. As he was leaving the isle he saw a divorce Barbie. It had a $299 price tag so he asked the lady why is this one so much more than the rest. And the lady replied, "we'll for starters it comes with kens cars, kens house and kens testicals on a keychain."
A man forgets his daughters birthday
He realizes that it's her birthday while driving home from work. Frantically he pulls over at the first toy store he sees and runs inside. He runs up to the clerk and says
"I need a present for my daughter, she likes dolls, do you have any?"
"Sure," the clerk says "we have plenty of barbies. We have Ballet Barbie for 19.95, Veteranarian Barbie for 19.95, Lawyer Barbie for 19.95, and Divorced Barbie for 195.95." The man screams,
"WHAT! Why is divorced Barbie so much more expensive?"
"Well, divorced Barbie comes with Ken's car, house, and half of his money."
On his way home from work, a man realizes he has forgotten a birthday gift for his daughter...
He stops at Toys R Us and heads straight to the Barbies. Overwhelmed by all of his choices, he approaches a nearby sales associate. She then proceeds to show him their most popular Barbie dolls.
"Well, here we have Astronaut Barbie, Surfer Barbie, and Veterinarian Barbie... but our most popular doll by far is Divorced Barbie."
"Divorced Barbie? What makes her so popular? That seems like an odd choice..." the confused father replies.
The sales associate proceeded "Well, Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's furniture, and Ken's best friend."
(Since bad pickup lines seem to be the trend right now) Do you want to play barbies?
I'll be Ken, and you be the box he came in
Wanna Play Barbies?
Man: "Hi there, would you like to play barbies?"
Lady: "I guess so?"
Man: "Awesome, I'll be Ken and you can be the box I come in."
A man goes to a toy store to buy his daughter a Barbie doll for her birthday.
The salesman says, "We have Barbie Goes To the Dance for $19.99, Barbie goes Shopping at $19.99, Barbie goes Clubbing at $19.99, Barbie Goes To The Gym at $19.99, Cyber Barbie at $19.99, and Divorced Barbie at $499.99."
The father asks, "Why is Divorced Barbie $499.99 when all those other Barbies are selling for $19.99???"
"Well, sir," says the salesman, "Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's money, Ken's furniture ..."
I chucked out my daughter's Barbies because I was bored of her playing with them all the time.
Now there's never a doll moment.
Whats a line of Barbies called?
A barbiequeue
A man goes to a toy store
A man goes to a toy store to buy a barbie doll for his daughter and asks the clerk what do barbies cost.
The clerk answers that the shopper barbie is 24,90, beach barbie 24,90, space barbie 29,90 and the divorce barbie is 199,90.
The confused man asks the clerk why the divorce barbie is so expensive compared to the others?
The clerk rolls his eyes and answers: dear sir, of course the divorce barbie also comes with Ken's car, Ken's house, Ken's cottage, Ken's boat, Ken's motorcycle and one of Ken's friends.
What do you call three Barbies in a line?
BBQ