Barbies Jokes

Following is our collection of videogames humor and toybox one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Barbies puns for adults, dirty dollhouse jokes or clean ipod gags for kids.

There is an abundance of mattel jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 11 funniest jokes on barbies. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any barbie witze you can hear about barbies.

The Best jokes about Barbies

Barbies create unrealistic expectations of women

No woman's head reattaches THAT easily in my experience

First came up with this joke when I was 5 and it's still the funniest thing I've ever said.

Q. What do you call a line of Barbies?

A. A Barbecue!

A man goes to a toy store to buy his daughter a Barbie doll for her birthday.

The salesman says, "We have Barbie Goes To the Dance for $19.99, Barbie goes Shopping at $19.99, Barbie goes Clubbing at $19.99, Barbie Goes To The Gym at $19.99, Cyber Barbie at $19.99, and Divorced Barbie at $499.99."

The father asks, "Why is Divorced Barbie $499.99 when all those other Barbies are selling for $19.99???"

"Well, sir," says the salesman, "Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's money, Ken's furniture ..."

Why don't you ever see pregnant Barbies in the store?

Because Ken comes in a different box.

(Since bad pickup lines seem to be the trend right now) Do you want to play barbies?

I'll be Ken, and you be the box he came in


On his way home from work, a man realizes he has forgotten a birthday gift for his daughter...

He stops at Toys R Us and heads straight to the Barbies. Overwhelmed by all of his choices, he approaches a nearby sales associate. She then proceeds to show him their most popular Barbie dolls.

"Well, here we have Astronaut Barbie, Surfer Barbie, and Veterinarian Barbie... but our most popular doll by far is Divorced Barbie."

"Divorced Barbie? What makes her so popular? That seems like an odd choice..." the confused father replies.

The sales associate proceeded "Well, Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's furniture, and Ken's best friend."

Dad told me this one

This guy went Christmas shopping for his daughter. She said she wanted a Barbie. Typical right? Well he went to the toy store and went looking for a couple Barbies. He grabbed the Malibu Barbie, Katniss Barbie and the holland Barbie. As he was leaving the isle he saw a divorce Barbie. It had a $299 price tag so he asked the lady why is this one so much more than the rest. And the lady replied, "we'll for starters it comes with kens cars, kens house and kens testicals on a keychain."

A man forgets his daughters birthday

He realizes that it's her birthday while driving home from work. Frantically he pulls over at the first toy store he sees and runs inside. He runs up to the clerk and says
"I need a present for my daughter, she likes dolls, do you have any?"
"Sure," the clerk says "we have plenty of barbies. We have Ballet Barbie for 19.95, Veteranarian Barbie for 19.95, Lawyer Barbie for 19.95, and Divorced Barbie for 195.95." The man screams,
"WHAT! Why is divorced Barbie so much more expensive?"
"Well, divorced Barbie comes with Ken's car, house, and half of his money."

Wanna Play Barbies?

Man: "Hi there, would you like to play barbies?"
Lady: "I guess so?"
Man: "Awesome, I'll be Ken and you can be the box I come in."

I chucked out my daughter's Barbies because I was bored of her playing with them all the time.

Now there's never a doll moment.

Whats a line of Barbies called?

A barbiequeue


Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

Joko Jokes