Barbie Jokes
110 barbie jokes and hilarious barbie puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about barbie that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
In the realm of humor, Barbie jokes hold a unique place due to their wide appeal and lighthearted nature. Regardless of your age or gender, these quips offer a gentle ribbing at the iconic doll's perfect lifestyle. Whether you're a Barbie enthusiast seeking to inject some humor into your passion, a parent wanting to share a chuckle with your Barbie-loving child, or simply someone who enjoys a good play on words, our carefully curated compilation of Barbie jokes is guaranteed to bring a smile to your face. These jokes are perfect for breaking the ice at a party, lightening up a conversation, or simply enjoying a quick laugh on your own. So, get ready to embrace the lighter side of Barbie and let the laughter begin!
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Funniest Barbie Short Jokes
Short barbie jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The barbie humour may include short dolls house jokes also.
- Barbies promote unrealistic expectations of women's bodies. Women's heads are much harder to put back on in real life.
- A girl says to her mom, "I want a Barbie and a GI Joe". Mom says, "Doesn't Barbie come with Ken?"
And the girl replies, "No, Barbie comes with GI Joe. She just fakes it with Ken." - First came up with this joke when I was 5 and it's still the funniest thing I've ever said. Q. What do you call a line of Barbies?
A. A Barbecue! - What’s the difference between Barbie and Oppenheimer? Barbie product first manufactured in Japan and released in America. Oppenheimer product first manufactured in America and release in Japan.
- Have you heard of divorced barbie? Her set costs $450. ...mostly because it comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, and one of Ken's friends.
- What do you call a Barbie on fire? A Barbecue!
Be gentle. First post. And I remember making this up on a long car ride when I was just 4:) - My 6-year-old daughter has lined up all of her dolls towards the outdoor grill. Looks like she's preparing some kind of
barbie queue. - (Since bad pickup lines seem to be the trend right now) Do you want to play barbies? I'll be Ken, and you be the box he came in
- Why did the Australian fisherman get kicked out of the toy store. Because he was throwing shrimp on the barbie.
- In a progressive move, Mattel is making a new boyfriend for Barbie who's a homeless man from New Jersey Hobo Ken.
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Barbie One Liners
Which barbie one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with barbie? I can suggest the ones about princess and disney princess.
- Why didn't barbie ever get pregnant? Because Ken always came in another box.
- What do you call an Australian looking after his grill? A barbie sitter
- How did Barbie get to be such a good swimmer? She trained with doll-fins.
- Mattel released a Muslim Barbie... It's a blow-up doll.
- Did you know they make a divorcee Barbie now? She comes with all of Ken's stuff.
- What do you call the line for grilled veggies at a supermodel convention? A barbie queue
- Why did Barbie divorce Ken? Because the box he came in wasn't hers.
- Why did the male doll fall apart after Barbie friendzoned him? Because he became Bro Ken.
- Why does Barbie like Halloween? It's pump-ken time
- What do cannibals call it when they have a blonde for dinner? Barbie-Q
- What do you call a line up of dolls? A Barbie Queue
- She thinks I’m a fascist?! I don’t control the railways or the flow of commerce!
- What do you call three Barbies in a line? BBQ
- Why did Barbie smell like fish? Because Australians like throwing shrimp on her.
- Used one of the kids dolls to play snooker It's now a Barbie-cue
Barbie And Ken Jokes
Here is a list of funny barbie and ken jokes and even better barbie and ken puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- let's play Barbie..... I'll be Ken, you be the box I come in.
- Wanna Play Barbies? Man: "Hi there, would you like to play barbies?"
Lady: "I guess so?"
Man: "Awesome, I'll be Ken and you can be the box I come in." - My sister and her husband just split up, so I got my 8 year old niece the new "Divorce Barbie" She comes with half of Ken's stuff.
- Why did Barbie go to a yoga retreat in Australia? She heard about all the Ken gurus
- Did you hear about the new divorcee Barbie? She comes with all of Ken's stuff.
- What does Barbie say when the drought finally ends? It's raining Ken, hallelujah....
- Why is Barbie's boyfriend afraid of commitment? He's a chic Ken.
- What is the best Barbie Doll? Divorced Barbie because it comes with Ken's house and car.
- How does Barbie read her books? She uses a Ken Doll.
- ¿Dónde está Barbie? Ken sabe.
Barbie Doll Jokes
Here is a list of funny barbie doll jokes and even better barbie doll puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Did you hear about the 3 new types of Barbie dolls? There's tall, short, and great personality
- How to call a line of people waiting to buy the new Barbie doll at a toy store? Barbecue
- What do you call a group of people in line for a plastic doll? A barbie-queue!
- I chucked out my daughter's Barbies because I was bored of her playing with them all the time. Now there's never a doll moment.
- What do you call a doll on fire? A Barbie-Q
- What does Barbie like to go snorkling with? Doll-fins.
- Why does Barbie hate Amazon? because they're always putting sales out on ken-dolls.
- What do dolls like to eat? Barbie Q
- Did you hear about the new Barbie doll they are releasing? "Divorced" Barbie it's called. Comes with all Ken's accessories
- What did the gay street fighter say to the Barbie doll at their wedding? I do Ken
Hilarious Fun Barbie Jokes That Will Have You Rolling with Laughter
What funny jokes about barbie you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean kitty jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make barbie pranks.
Dad told me this one
This guy went Christmas shopping for his daughter. She said she wanted a Barbie. Typical right? Well he went to the toy store and went looking for a couple Barbies. He grabbed the Malibu Barbie, Katniss Barbie and the holland Barbie. As he was leaving the isle he saw a divorce Barbie. It had a $299 price tag so he asked the lady why is this one so much more than the rest. And the lady replied, "we'll for starters it comes with kens cars, kens house and kens testicals on a keychain."
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If there was a h**... named Barbie ...
And she was really good at her job, would the line outside her apartment be called the Barbie queue?
A man forgets his daughters birthday
He realizes that it's her birthday while driving home from work. Frantically he pulls over at the first toy store he sees and runs inside. He runs up to the clerk and says
"I need a present for my daughter, she likes dolls, do you have any?"
"Sure," the clerk says "we have plenty of barbies. We have Ballet Barbie for 19.95, Veteranarian Barbie for 19.95, Lawyer Barbie for 19.95, and Divorced Barbie for 195.95." The man screams,
"WHAT! Why is divorced Barbie so much more expensive?"
"Well, divorced Barbie comes with Ken's car, house, and half of his money."
Which Barbie?
Ralph is driving home one evening, when he suddenly realizes that it's his daughter's birthday and he hasn't bought her a present. He drives to the mall, runs to the toy store, and says to the shop assistant, "How much is that Barbie in the window?" In a condescending manner, she says, "Which Barbie?" She continues, "We have Barbie Goes to the Gym for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Ball for $19.95, Barbie Goes Shopping for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Beach for $19.95, Barbie Goes Nightclubbing for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.00." Ralph asks, "Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.00 when all the others are only $19.95?" "That's obvious," the saleslady says. "Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's boat, Ken's furniture..."
Hermaphrodite Barbie
Comes in her own box!
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I should get a dog named Barbie
When she has to go out I can say "come on Barbie, let's go p**..."
On his way home from work, a man realizes he has forgotten a birthday gift for his daughter...
He stops at Toys R Us and heads straight to the Barbies. Overwhelmed by all of his choices, he approaches a nearby sales associate. She then proceeds to show him their most popular Barbie dolls.
"Well, here we have Astronaut Barbie, Surfer Barbie, and Veterinarian Barbie... but our most popular doll by far is Divorced Barbie."
"Divorced Barbie? What makes her so popular? That seems like an odd choice..." the confused father replies.
The sales associate proceeded "Well, Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's furniture, and Ken's best friend."
Barbie Dolls
Ralph is driving home one evening, when he suddenly realizes that it's his daughter's birthday and he hasn't bought her a present. He drives to the mall, runs to the toy store, and says to the shop assistant, "How much is that Barbie in the window?"
In a condescending manner, she says, "Which Barbie?" She continues, "We have Barbie Goes to the Gym for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Ball for $19.95, Barbie Goes Shopping for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Beach for $19.95, Barbie Goes Nightclubbing for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.00."
Ralph asks, "Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.00 when all the others are only $19.95?"
"That's obvious," the saleslady says. "Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's boat, Ken's furniture..."
Heard this joke from a friend today!
A man takes his daughter to the toy shop to buy a Barbie doll.
There are three Barbie dolls in the shop window. Sports Barbie wearing tight shorts and a halter top lifting weights. Business Barbie wearing an expensive business suit and carrying a briefcase on her way to an important meeting. Divorced Barbie wearing designer clothing and a pearl necklace. Sports Barbie and business Barbie each costs 25 dollars. Divorced Barbie costs 1000 dollars. The man and his daughter enter the toy shop. The man asks a shop assistant 'Why does divorced Barbie costs 1000 dollars, while the other Barbies each costs 25 dollars?' 'Well,' says the shop assistant, 'if you buy divorced Barbie you also get Ken's house, Ken's car and all of Ken's possessions.'
What did the cannibals do with the midget?
Put another shrimp on the barbie.
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Divorced Barbie
One day a father, on his way home from work suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's
birthday.
He stops at a toy store and goes in and asks the sales person, "How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?"
The salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean?"
"We have, work out Barbie for $19.95, shopping Barbie for $19.95, beach Barbie for $19.95, disco Barbie for $19.95, astronaut Barbie for $19.95, skater Barbie for $19.95, and divorced Barbie for $265.95".
The amazed father asks: "Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?"
The slightly miffed salesgirl rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers:
"Sir, Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's truck, Ken's house, Ken's fishing boat, Ken's furniture, Ken's dog, Ken's computer, one of Ken's friends, and a key chain made from Ken's t**...."
Why was Barbie kicked out of the toy box?
because she kept sitting on pinocchio's face moaning, "lie to me!"
The types of Dolls in a Man's Life
There are 3 types of Dolls in a Man's Life:
1 His Daughter , Baby Doll
2 His Girlfriend , Barbie Doll
Aaand then His wife,
PANA-DOLL
A woman was shopping for her daughters birthday.
She asked the salss girl the price of some Barbie dolls. "This Barbie is $16.99," the girl said. "If you want something a little nicer, Malibu Barbie is $24.99. Or you can get Divorce Barbie for $169.99." "Why is Divorce Barbie so expensive" the mother asked. "Well," the sales girl said "Divorce Barbie comes with Ken's house and car."
Australian word of the day: Dingo
Me mate had a barbie last night, but I dingo
In 2017, Barbie will have a new boyfriend.
Token.
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An Australian Christmas
Australian Santa: What would you like for Christmas little girl?
Girl: A Barbie
**girl wakes up to find a Broil King bbq under the tree**
A kid's hot wheels car drove over and killed Barbie.
Toys will be toys.
I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie woooorld
admit it, you read that in an annoying high pitch voice
A man goes to a toy store to buy his daughter a Barbie doll for her birthday.
The salesman says, "We have Barbie Goes To the Dance for $19.99, Barbie goes Shopping at $19.99, Barbie goes Clubbing at $19.99, Barbie Goes To The Gym at $19.99, Cyber Barbie at $19.99, and Divorced Barbie at $499.99."
The father asks, "Why is Divorced Barbie $499.99 when all those other Barbies are selling for $19.99???"
"Well, sir," says the salesman, "Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's money, Ken's furniture ..."
If Barbie is so popular...
then why do you have to buy her friends?
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Barbie dolls give little boys misconceptions about adult women
Like how they're silent, no matter how often you touch them
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Barbies create unrealistic expectations of women
No woman's head reattaches THAT easily in my experience
A guy and his girlfriend were trying to decide what to do to pass the time.
A guy and his girlfriend were trying to decide what to do to pass the time.
He said I know! Let's play Barbie! She was a bit taken aback but said, Sure. I've played Barbie before. How do you want to play it?
He said, Easy. I'll be Ken...and you'll be the box I come in.
Barbie does not come with Ken.
She comes with G.I. Joe and fakes it with Ken.
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What did Barbie get when she took Ken out of a good weekend?
She had some good w**... left over.
Don't forget about divorced Barbie for a gift idea this year!
Barbie comes with $3400 a month, Ken's house, Ken's car, and even comes with one of Ken's friends!
I walked past a toy store with a huge line outside.
I asked what was going on and someone mentioned a complimentary lunch, so I joined in.
Bit dissapointing though, turned out to be a free Barbie queue.
What happens when a Barbie gets fins?
She becomes a dolphin. Duh!
What do you call a sweating doll?
A Barbie boo. I'll see my self out 😂
Barbie has a black boyfriend...
His name is Kenya.
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Why do barbie dolls have purple n**...?
Because GI Joes have kung fu grips ...
My kids toys are Barbie powered this year.
Time to stock up on double D cells.
My wife was teaching our children that Barbie and Disney were sexist and misogynistic.
I happen to believe that children learn through examples set by their parents.
So I told my wife to shut her yap and get back in the kitchen.
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What did the Barbie factory do when it ran out of belly b**...?
They called the the navel reserve, naturally.
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BJ for Sore t**...
"You don't look so good today, Bambi," said Barbie.
"You're right," said Bambi. "I feel like I'm coming down with something. My t**... really hurts."
Barbie suggested, "You know, whenever I have a sore t**... I give my husband o**... s**... and the next day I feel great."
Bambi carefully considered this. The next day Barbie noticed that Bambi looked better.
"You look much better today. Did you take my suggestion?"
Bambi replied, "I sure did. It worked great. And your husband just couldn't believe that it was your idea!"
What kind of a cue would Barbie use if she played pool?
A barbeque.
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What do cannibals call it when they are roasting a blonde for dinner?
A Barbie Q.
911 - A Parody Of Jingle Bells
Dashing through the snow, on a pair of broken skis
Over the hills we go, crashing into trees!
The snow is turning red, I think I might be dead,
I woke up in the hospital with stitches in my head, oh!
9-1-1, 9-1-1, Santa Claus is dead!
Rudolph took a .44 and shot him in the head, oh!
Barbie Doll, Barbie Doll, tried to save his life,
But G.I. Joe from Mexico stabbed him with a knife!
A man goes to a toy store
A man goes to a toy store to buy a barbie doll for his daughter and asks the clerk what do barbies cost.
The clerk answers that the shopper barbie is 24,90, beach barbie 24,90, space barbie 29,90 and the divorce barbie is 199,90.
The confused man asks the clerk why the divorce barbie is so expensive compared to the others?
The clerk rolls his eyes and answers: dear sir, of course the divorce barbie also comes with Ken's car, Ken's house, Ken's cottage, Ken's boat, Ken's motorcycle and one of Ken's friends.
