The Best 65 Barbie Jokes
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Top 10 of the Funniest Barbie Jokes and Puns
What does Barbie do on Halloween?
Pumpken
Barbie and G.I. Joe.
A little girl sits on Santa's lap. In a jolly manner, Santa asks "What would you like for Christmas?"
The girl replies without hesitation:"I would like a Barbie and a G.I. Joe."
Santa sits for a moment, thinking about the request. Caught off guard, he says "But little girl, Barbie comes with Ken."
The girl looks at Santa and with incredible confidence, states: "No Santa, Barbie only fakes it with Ken."
Mall Santa
A Mall Santa is asking kids what they want for Christmas.
A little girl says, "I want a Barbie and a G.I. Joe."
Santa replies, "Doesn't Barbie come with Ken?"
"No silly. Barbie comes with G.I. Joe. She's only faking it with Ken."
What do you call the line for grilled veggies at a supermodel convention?
A barbie queue
My sister and her husband just split up, so I got my 8 year old niece the new "Divorce Barbie"
She comes with half of Ken's stuff.
Why doesn't Barbie get pregnant?
Because Ken comes in other boxes.
A little girl sits on Santa's lap and asks him for a Barbie and a GI Joe.
"Well little girl, you can certainly have that, but doesn't Barbie usually come with Ken?"
"Oh no, Santa, Barbie fakes it with Ken, she comes with GI Joe."
Why does Barbie like Halloween?
It's pump-ken time
Christmas gift
A little girl is in line to see Santa. When it's her turn, she climbs up on Santa's lap. Santa asks, "What would you like Santa to bring you for Christmas?"
The little girl replies, "I want a Barbie and a G.I. Joe."
Santa looks at the little girl for a moment and says, "I thought Barbie comes with Ken."
"No," said the little girl. "She comes with G.I. Joe; she fakes it with Ken."
In the interest of of trying to make the classic doll more realistic, and easier for children to identify with, a new version is about to be released called "Divorced Barbie"
She comes with all of Ken's stuff too.
How come Barbie never got pregnant?
Because Ken always came in another box.
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Have you heard of divorced barbie? Her set costs $450.
...mostly because it comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, and one of Ken's friends.
Why doesn't Barbie have any kids?
Because Ken came in another box.
A father goes to a toy store...
And ask for a barbie for his daughter birthday
"are you looking for anything in special?"
"what do you have?"
"we have nurse Barbie for $40, Barbie Astronaut for $60, divorce Barbie for $300 "
"wait, why is divorce barbie so expensive?"
"Because it comes with kens house, kens car..."
Girl wants a barbie.
One afternoon, a woman and her little daughter went into a large toy store. The mother asked her daughter what toys she wanted.
The little girl said, "I want GI Joe and Barbie."
The mother smiled and said, "Darling, you know Barbie doesn't come with GI Joe."
The little girl looked up at her mom and replied, "Mom, Barbie ALWAYS comes with GI Joe. She just FAKES it with Ken."
Did you hear about the new divorcee Barbie?
She comes with all of Ken's stuff.
Did you hear about the 3 new types of Barbie dolls?
There's tall, short, and great personality
Whats the difference between normal barbie and divorced barbie?
The divorced barbie is $399 because it comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's furniture, etc.
A woman was shopping for her daughters birthday.
She asked the salss girl the price of some Barbie dolls. "This Barbie is $16.99," the girl said. "If you want something a little nicer, Malibu Barbie is $24.99. Or you can get Divorce Barbie for $169.99." "Why is Divorce Barbie so expensive" the mother asked. "Well," the sales girl said "Divorce Barbie comes with Ken's house and car."
Mattel released a Muslim Barbie...
It's a blow-up doll.
An Australian Christmas
Australian Santa: What would you like for Christmas little girl?
Girl: A Barbie
**girl wakes up to find a Broil King BBQ under the tree**
Why didn't barbie ever get pregnant?
Because Ken always came in another box.
What do you call a Barbie on fire?
A Barbecue!
Be gentle. First post. And I remember making this up on a long car ride when I was just 4:)
Did you know they make a divorcee Barbie now?
She comes with all of Ken's stuff.
What does Barbie like to do on hallowe'en?
Pump ken
Why isn't there a pregnant Barbie doll?
Because Ken came in another box.
A girl says to her mom, "I want a Barbie and a GI Joe".
Mom says, "Doesn't Barbie come with Ken?"
And the girl replies, "No, Barbie comes with GI Joe. She just fakes it with Ken."
What do you call an Australian looking after his grill?
A barbie sitter
In a progressive move, Mattel is making a new boyfriend for Barbie who's a homeless man from New Jersey
Hobo Ken.
A little girl is visiting Santa Claus and asks for Barbie and G.I. Joe.
Santa, confused, replies "but doesn't Barbie come with Ken?"
"No she comes with G.I. Joe, she fakes it with Ken".
I was walking past Toys R Us today, when I noticed a really long line outside...
I asked a worker, "What's everyone here for?"
He said, "That's the Barbie queue."
Then, like an fool, I stood in it for forty five minutes waiting for a burger...
What does divorce Barbie come with?
All of Ken's stuff.
Barbies create unrealistic expectations of women
No woman's head reattaches THAT easily in my experience
Why did the Australian fisherman get kicked out of the toy store.
Because he was throwing shrimp on the barbie.
let's play Barbie.....
I'll be Ken, you be the box I come in.
Why can't Ken and Barbie make a baby?
Ken comes in a separate box
This guy walks in a Toy R Us to buy a Barbie for his daughter's birthday.
First Barbie he sees: Barbie with ski set: 29.99
Second Barbie that caught his attention: Barbie on a motorcycle: 34:99
Third Barbie he sees: Divorced Barbie: 249.99
So he go and asks an employee why is the Divorced Barbie so expencive.
The employee replies: That's because this set comes with Ken's car, Ken's motorcycle, Ken's boat and Ken's house.
A Father goes to the toy store to buy a doll for his daughter
"It's my daughter's birthday and I want to buy her a barbie."
the toy salesman replies "well, you came to the right place. We have 'barbie goes to the beach' for 30 dollars, 'barbie super party funhouse' for 20 dollars, 'barbie learns to drive' that comes with a toy car and 'divorced barbie' for 100 dollars.
"why is divorced barbie so expensive" the father ponders aloud.
"because she comes with ken's house, car, and kids
Father Christmas and the Question...
Father Christmas asks little Charlotte what she wants for a present. "I want a Barbie doll and a G.I Joe please." she says. "I thought Barbie came with Ken?" replies Santa. "No" says Charlotte. "Barbie comes with Joe, She fakes it with Ken."
What do you call a row of dolls burning on a grill?
Barbie Queue.
I walked past a toy store with a huge line outside.
I asked what was going on and someone mentioned a complimentary lunch, so I joined in.
Bit dissapointing though, turned out to be a free Barbie queue.
How did Barbie get to be such a good swimmer?
She trained with doll-fins.
Why do barbie dolls have purple nips?
Because GI Joes have kung fu grips ...
Parody of Jinga Bells
Dashing through the snow, on a pair of broken skis
Over the hills we go, crashing into trees!
The snow is turning red, I think I might be dead,
I woke up in the hospital with stitches in my head, oh!
9-1-1, 9-1-1, Santa Claus is dead!
Rudolph took a .44 and shot him in the head, oh!
Barbie Doll, Barbie Doll, tried to save his life,
But G.I. Joe from Mexico stabbed him with a knife!
If I saw my son playing with a Barbie I'd slap it out of his hands.
Because they are manufactured in China and I can't support products that are offshoring labor to a country with numerous human rights violations. Not to mention, that's super gay.
What do you call a line up of dolls?
A Barbie Queue
Why does Ken never have sex with Barbie?
Because he comes in another box.
My wife was teaching our children that Barbie and Disney were sexist and misogynistic.
I happen to believe that children learn through examples set by their parents.
So I told my wife to shut her yap and get back in the kitchen.
Why didn't Barbie have a baby?
Because Ken came in a different box.
What did the Barbie factory do when it ran out of belly buttons?
They called the the navel reserve, naturally.
BJ for Sore Throat
"You don't look so good today, Bambi," said Barbie.
"You're right," said Bambi. "I feel like I'm coming down with something. My throat really hurts."
Barbie suggested, "You know, whenever I have a sore throat I give my husband oral sex and the next day I feel great."
Bambi carefully considered this. The next day Barbie noticed that Bambi looked better.
"You look much better today. Did you take my suggestion?"
Bambi replied, "I sure did. It worked great. And your husband just couldn't believe that it was your idea!"
Why doesn't Barbie ever get pregnant?
Because Ken always comes in a different box.
What kind of a cue would Barbie use if she played pool?
A barbeque.
Why didn't Barbie have any kids?
Because Ken always came in a different box.
Why can't Barbie get pregnant?
because Ken comes in a different box
Does Barbie come with Ken?
No, she fakes it with Ken. Barbie only comes with GI Joe.
What do cannibals call it when they are roasting a blonde for dinner?
A Barbie Q.
911 - A Parody Of Jingle Bells
Dashing through the snow, on a pair of broken skis
Over the hills we go, crashing into trees!
The snow is turning red, I think I might be dead,
I woke up in the hospital with stitches in my head, oh!
9-1-1, 9-1-1, Santa Claus is dead!
Rudolph took a .44 and shot him in the head, oh!
Barbie Doll, Barbie Doll, tried to save his life,
But G.I. Joe from Mexico stabbed him with a knife!
Why did Barbie smell like fish?
Because Australians like throwing shrimp on her.
Why can't Barbie get pregnant?
Because Ken comes in another box.
Why did Barbie leave Ken?
Because he came in another box.
Did you hear there's a new Divorce Barbie?
It comes with all of Ken's accessories.
Why doesn't Barbie get pregnant?
Because Ken cums in another box.
Why isn't there a pregnant Barbie doll?
Ken came in another box.
Barbies promote unrealistic expectations of women's bodies.
Women's heads are much harder to put back on in real life.
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