Barbie Jokes

117 barbie jokes and hilarious barbie puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about barbie that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

In the realm of humor, Barbie jokes hold a unique place due to their wide appeal and lighthearted nature. Regardless of your age or gender, these quips offer a gentle ribbing at the iconic doll's perfect lifestyle. Whether you're a Barbie enthusiast seeking to inject some humor into your passion, a parent wanting to share a chuckle with your Barbie-loving child, or simply someone who enjoys a good play on words, our carefully curated compilation of Barbie jokes is guaranteed to bring a smile to your face. These jokes are perfect for breaking the ice at a party, lightening up a conversation, or simply enjoying a quick laugh on your own. So, get ready to embrace the lighter side of Barbie and let the laughter begin!

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Funniest Barbie Short Jokes

Short barbie jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The barbie humour may include short dolls jokes also.

Barbies promote unrealistic expectations of women's bodies. Women's heads are much harder to put back on in real life.
A girl says to her mom, "I want a Barbie and a GI Joe". Mom says, "Doesn't Barbie come with Ken?"
And the girl replies, "No, Barbie comes with GI Joe. She just fakes it with Ken."
Barbies create unrealistic expectations of women No woman's head reattaches THAT easily in my experience
First came up with this joke when I was 5 and it's still the funniest thing I've ever said. Q. What do you call a line of Barbies?
A. A Barbecue!
What’s the difference between Barbie and Oppenheimer? Barbie product first manufactured in Japan and released in America. Oppenheimer product first manufactured in America and release in Japan.
Have you heard of divorced barbie? Her set costs $450. ...mostly because it comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, and one of Ken's friends.
What does divorce Barbie come with? All of Ken's stuff.
What do you call a Barbie on fire? A Barbecue!
Be gentle. First post. And I remember making this up on a long car ride when I was just 4:)
Why don't you ever see pregnant Barbies in the store? Because ken comes in a different box.
Why have Barbie and Ken never had a baby? Because Ken comes in a different box.

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Barbie One Liners

Which barbie one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with barbie? I can suggest the ones about dolls house and blow up doll.

Why didn't barbie ever get pregnant? Because Ken always came in another box.
How come Barbie never got pregnant? Because Ken always came in another box.
Why doesn't Barbie get pregnant? Because Ken comes in other boxes.
Why didn't Barbie ever get pregnant? Because Ken came in another box
Why isn't there a pregnant Barbie doll? Ken came in another box.
Why can't Barbie get pregnant? because Ken comes in a different box
What do you call an Australian looking after his grill? A barbie sitter
Why didn't Barbie have a baby? Because Ken came in a different box.
Why isn't there a pregnant Barbie doll? Because Ken came in another box.
Why doesn't Barbie have any kids? Because Ken came in another box.
How did Barbie get to be such a good swimmer? She trained with doll-fins.
Mattel released a Muslim Barbie... It's a blow-up doll.
Why didn't Barbie have any kids? Because Ken always came in a different box.
Did you know they make a divorcee Barbie now? She comes with all of Ken's stuff.
What do you call the line for grilled veggies at a supermodel convention? A barbie queue

Barbie And Ken Jokes

Here is a list of funny barbie and ken jokes and even better barbie and ken puns that will make you laugh with friends.

Whats the difference between normal barbie and divorced barbie? The divorced barbie is $399 because it comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's furniture, etc.
Why did Barbie divorce Ken? Because the box he came in wasn't hers.
Why did the male doll fall apart after Barbie friendzoned him? Because he became Bro Ken.
Why did Barbie leave Ken? Because he came in another box.
Why can't Ken and Barbie make a baby? Ken comes in a separate box
(Since bad pickup lines seem to be the trend right now) Do you want to play barbies? I'll be Ken, and you be the box he came in
Why does Barbie like Halloween? It's pump-ken time
Why can't Barbie get pregnant? Because Ken comes in another box.
Why doesn't Barbie ever get pregnant? Because Ken always comes in a different box.
In a progressive move, Mattel is making a new boyfriend for Barbie who's a homeless man from New Jersey Hobo Ken.

Barbie Doll Jokes

Here is a list of funny barbie doll jokes and even better barbie doll puns that will make you laugh with friends.

My 6-year-old daughter has lined up all of her dolls towards the outdoor grill. Looks like she's preparing some kind of
barbie queue.
What do you call a line up of dolls? A Barbie Queue
Used one of the kids dolls to play snooker It's now a Barbie-cue
What do you call a row of dolls burning on a grill? Barbie Queue.
Did you hear about the 3 new types of Barbie dolls? There's tall, short, and great personality
How to call a line of people waiting to buy the new Barbie doll at a toy store? Barbecue
What do you call... ...a lineup of dolls waiting to take turns being grilled over an open fire?

a Barbie queue
What do you call a group of people in line for a plastic doll? A barbie-queue!
I chucked out my daughter's Barbies because I was bored of her playing with them all the time. Now there's never a doll moment.
What do you call a doll on fire? A Barbie-Q

Barbie joke, What do you call a doll on fire?

Hilarious Fun Barbie Jokes That Will Have You Rolling with Laughter

What funny jokes about barbie you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean inflatable doll jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make barbie pranks.

What does Barbie do on Halloween?

Pumpken

If there was a h**... named Barbie ...

And she was really good at her job, would the line outside her apartment be called the Barbie queue?

Mall Santa

A Mall Santa is asking kids what they want for Christmas.
A little girl says, "I want a Barbie and a G.I. Joe."
Santa replies, "Doesn't Barbie come with Ken?"
"No silly. Barbie comes with G.I. Joe. She's only faking it with Ken."

My sister and her husband just split up, so I got my 8 year old niece the new "Divorce Barbie"

She comes with half of Ken's stuff.

Toy for a birthday.

A man went to a toy store in order to buy his daughter a toy for her birthday.
He asked an employee for a popular girl toy. The employee offered a Barbie.
The man asked for prices and so the employee started listing them out:
"we have a normal Barbie for 30$,
dancer Barbie for 50$,
nurse Barbie for 50$,
and divorced Barbie for 500$"
"500$?!?!? Why is it so expensive?"
"Well, divorced Barbie comes with Ken's car, Ken's villa and Ken's wealth"

A little girl sits on Santa's lap and asks him for a Barbie and a GI Joe.

"Well little girl, you can certainly have that, but doesn't Barbie usually come with Ken?"
"Oh no, Santa, Barbie fakes it with Ken, she comes with GI Joe."

Christmas gift

A little girl is in line to see Santa. When it's her turn, she climbs up on Santa's lap. Santa asks, "What would you like Santa to bring you for Christmas?"
The little girl replies, "I want a Barbie and a G.I. Joe."
Santa looks at the little girl for a moment and says, "I thought Barbie comes with Ken."
"No," said the little girl. "She comes with G.I. Joe; she fakes it with Ken."

In the interest of of trying to make the classic doll more realistic, and easier for children to identify with, a new version is about to be released called "Divorced Barbie"

She comes with all of Ken's stuff too.

What does Barbie say when the drought finally ends?

It's raining Ken, hallelujah....

¿Dónde está Barbie?

Ken sabe.

A father goes to a toy store...

And ask for a barbie for his daughter birthday
"are you looking for anything in special?"
"what do you have?"
"we have nurse Barbie for $40, Barbie Astronaut for $60, divorce Barbie for $300 "
"wait, why is divorce barbie so expensive?"
"Because it comes with kens house, kens car..."

Girl wants a barbie.

One afternoon, a woman and her little daughter went into a large toy store. The mother asked her daughter what toys she wanted.
The little girl said, "I want GI Joe and Barbie."
The mother smiled and said, "Darling, you know Barbie doesn't come with GI Joe."
The little girl looked up at her mom and replied, "Mom, Barbie ALWAYS comes with GI Joe. She just FAKES it with Ken."

Did you hear about the new divorcee Barbie?

She comes with all of Ken's stuff.

A woman was shopping for her daughters birthday.

She asked the salss girl the price of some Barbie dolls. "This Barbie is $16.99," the girl said. "If you want something a little nicer, Malibu Barbie is $24.99. Or you can get Divorce Barbie for $169.99." "Why is Divorce Barbie so expensive" the mother asked. "Well," the sales girl said "Divorce Barbie comes with Ken's house and car."

An Australian Christmas

Australian Santa: What would you like for Christmas little girl?
Girl: A Barbie
**girl wakes up to find a Broil King bbq under the tree**

What does Barbie like to do on hallowe'en?

Pump ken

If Barbie is so popular...

then why do you have to buy her friends?

What does Barbie like to go snorkling with?

Doll-fins.

A little girl is visiting Santa Claus and asks for Barbie and G.I. Joe.

Santa, confused, replies "but doesn't Barbie come with Ken?"
"No she comes with G.I. Joe, she fakes it with Ken".

I was walking past Toys R Us today, when I noticed a really long line outside...

I asked a worker, "What's everyone here for?"
He said, "That's the Barbie queue."
Then, like an fool, I stood in it for forty five minutes waiting for a burger...

Why did the Australian fisherman get kicked out of the toy store.

Because he was throwing shrimp on the barbie.

A guy and his girlfriend were trying to decide what to do to pass the time.

A guy and his girlfriend were trying to decide what to do to pass the time.
He said I know! Let's play Barbie! She was a bit taken aback but said, Sure. I've played Barbie before. How do you want to play it?
He said, Easy. I'll be Ken...and you'll be the box I come in.

let's play Barbie.....

I'll be Ken, you be the box I come in.

This guy walks in a Toy R Us to buy a Barbie for his daughter's birthday.

First Barbie he sees: Barbie with ski set: 29.99
Second Barbie that caught his attention: Barbie on a motorcycle: 34:99
Third Barbie he sees: Divorced Barbie: 249.99
So he go and asks an employee why is the Divorced Barbie so expencive.
The employee replies: That's because this set comes with Ken's car, Ken's motorcycle, Ken's boat and Ken's house.

A Father goes to the toy store to buy a doll for his daughter

"It's my daughter's birthday and I want to buy her a barbie."
the toy salesman replies "well, you came to the right place. We have 'barbie goes to the beach' for 30 dollars, 'barbie super party funhouse' for 20 dollars, 'barbie learns to drive' that comes with a toy car and 'divorced barbie' for 100 dollars.
"why is divorced barbie so expensive" the father ponders aloud.
"because she comes with ken's house, car, and kids

Father Christmas and the Question...

Father Christmas asks little Charlotte what she wants for a present. "I want a Barbie doll and a G.I Joe please." she says. "I thought Barbie came with Ken?" replies Santa. "No" says Charlotte. "Barbie comes with Joe, She fakes it with Ken."

I walked past a toy store with a huge line outside.

I asked what was going on and someone mentioned a complimentary lunch, so I joined in.
Bit dissapointing though, turned out to be a free Barbie queue.

What is the best Barbie Doll?

Divorced Barbie because it comes with Ken's house and car.

Why do barbie dolls have purple n**...?

Because GI Joes have kung fu grips ...

Parody of Jinga Bells

Dashing through the snow, on a pair of broken skis
Over the hills we go, crashing into trees!
The snow is turning red, I think I might be dead,
I woke up in the hospital with stitches in my head, oh!
9-1-1, 9-1-1, Santa Claus is dead!
Rudolph took a .44 and shot him in the head, oh!
Barbie Doll, Barbie Doll, tried to save his life,
But G.I. Joe from Mexico stabbed him with a knife!

If I saw my son playing with a Barbie I'd slap it out of his hands.

Because they are manufactured in China and I can't support products that are offshoring labor to a country with numerous human rights violations. Not to mention, that's super gay.

Why does Ken never have s**... with Barbie?

Because he comes in another box.

My wife was teaching our children that Barbie and Disney were sexist and misogynistic.

I happen to believe that children learn through examples set by their parents.
So I told my wife to shut her yap and get back in the kitchen.

What did the Barbie factory do when it ran out of belly b**...?

They called the the navel reserve, naturally.

BJ for Sore t**...

"You don't look so good today, Bambi," said Barbie.
"You're right," said Bambi. "I feel like I'm coming down with something. My t**... really hurts."
Barbie suggested, "You know, whenever I have a sore t**... I give my husband o**... s**... and the next day I feel great."
Bambi carefully considered this. The next day Barbie noticed that Bambi looked better.
"You look much better today. Did you take my suggestion?"
Bambi replied, "I sure did. It worked great. And your husband just couldn't believe that it was your idea!"

What kind of a cue would Barbie use if she played pool?

A barbeque.

Does Barbie come with Ken?

No, she fakes it with Ken. Barbie only comes with GI Joe.

What do cannibals call it when they are roasting a blonde for dinner?

A Barbie Q.

911 - A Parody Of Jingle Bells

Why did Barbie smell like fish?

Because Australians like throwing shrimp on her.

Did you hear there's a new Divorce Barbie?

It comes with all of Ken's accessories.

Why doesn't Barbie get pregnant?

Because Ken c**... in another box.

Why did Barbie go to a yoga retreat in Australia?

She heard about all the Ken gurus

She thinks I’m a fascist?!

I don’t control the railways or the flow of commerce!