Barbie Doll Jokes
55 barbie doll jokes and hilarious barbie doll puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about barbie doll that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Barbie Doll Short Jokes
Short barbie doll jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The barbie doll humour may include short barbie jokes also.
- My 6-year-old daughter has lined up all of her dolls towards the outdoor grill. Looks like she's preparing some kind of
barbie queue. - Did you hear about the 3 new types of Barbie dolls? There's tall, short, and great personality
- What do you call... ...a lineup of dolls waiting to take turns being grilled over an open fire?
a Barbie queue - I chucked out my daughter's Barbies because I was bored of her playing with them all the time. Now there's never a doll moment.
- What do you call a bunch of dolls in line at an amusement park? A Barbie-queue
- Barbie dolls give little boys misconceptions about adult women Like how they're silent, no matter how often you touch them
- What do dolls like to eat? Barbie Q
- Did you hear about the new Barbie doll they are releasing? "Divorced" Barbie it's called. Comes with all Ken's accessories
- What did the gay street fighter say to the Barbie doll at their wedding? I do Ken
- The types of Dolls in a Man's Life There are 3 types of Dolls in a Man's Life:
1 His Daughter , Baby Doll
2 His Girlfriend , Barbie Doll
Aaand then His wife,
PANA-DOLL
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Barbie Doll One Liners
Which barbie doll one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with barbie doll? I can suggest the ones about barbie and ken and dolls.
- Why isn't there a pregnant Barbie doll? Ken came in another box.
- Why isn't there a pregnant Barbie doll? Because Ken came in another box.
- How did Barbie get to be such a good swimmer? She trained with doll-fins.
- Mattel released a Muslim Barbie... It's a blow-up doll.
- Why did the male doll fall apart after Barbie friendzoned him? Because he became Bro Ken.
- What do you call a line up of dolls? A Barbie Queue
- Used one of the kids dolls to play snooker It's now a Barbie-cue
- What do you call a row of dolls burning on a grill? Barbie Queue.
- How to call a line of people waiting to buy the new Barbie doll at a toy store? Barbecue
- What do you call a group of people in line for a plastic doll? A barbie-queue!
- What do you call a doll on fire? A Barbie-Q
- What is the best Barbie Doll? Divorced Barbie because it comes with Ken's house and car.
- How does Barbie read her books? She uses a Ken Doll.
- What does Barbie like to go snorkling with? Doll-fins.
- Why does Barbie hate Amazon? because they're always putting sales out on ken-dolls.
Rib-Tickling Barbie Doll Jokes that Bring Friends Together
What funny jokes about barbie doll you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean blow up doll jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make barbie doll pranks.
Q: What comes with the new Divorced Barbie doll?
A: All Ken's stuff.
Mom can i buy some heels?
No.
Mom can i buy a bra?
No.
Mom can i buy a dress?
No.
Mom can i buy a barbie doll?
No. You never let me buy anything!
Shut up, Justin.
A little girl sits down on Santa's lap and ask for...
She ask for a Barbie doll and a GI Joe. "Mmm," said Santa, "I thought barbie came with Ken." "No," replies the girl. "Barbie fakes it with Ken, she loves GI joe."
A man forgets his daughters birthday
He realizes that it's her birthday while driving home from work. Frantically he pulls over at the first toy store he sees and runs inside. He runs up to the clerk and says
"I need a present for my daughter, she likes dolls, do you have any?"
"Sure," the clerk says "we have plenty of barbies. We have Ballet Barbie for 19.95, Veteranarian Barbie for 19.95, Lawyer Barbie for 19.95, and Divorced Barbie for 195.95." The man screams,
"WHAT! Why is divorced Barbie so much more expensive?"
"Well, divorced Barbie comes with Ken's car, house, and half of his money."
In the interest of of trying to make the classic doll more realistic, and easier for children to identify with, a new version is about to be released called "Divorced Barbie"
She comes with all of Ken's stuff too.
On his way home from work, a man realizes he has forgotten a birthday gift for his daughter...
He stops at Toys R Us and heads straight to the Barbies. Overwhelmed by all of his choices, he approaches a nearby sales associate. She then proceeds to show him their most popular Barbie dolls.
"Well, here we have Astronaut Barbie, Surfer Barbie, and Veterinarian Barbie... but our most popular doll by far is Divorced Barbie."
"Divorced Barbie? What makes her so popular? That seems like an odd choice..." the confused father replies.
The sales associate proceeded "Well, Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's furniture, and Ken's best friend."
Barbie Dolls
Ralph is driving home one evening, when he suddenly realizes that it's his daughter's birthday and he hasn't bought her a present. He drives to the mall, runs to the toy store, and says to the shop assistant, "How much is that Barbie in the window?"
In a condescending manner, she says, "Which Barbie?" She continues, "We have Barbie Goes to the Gym for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Ball for $19.95, Barbie Goes Shopping for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Beach for $19.95, Barbie Goes Nightclubbing for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.00."
Ralph asks, "Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.00 when all the others are only $19.95?"
"That's obvious," the saleslady says. "Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's boat, Ken's furniture..."
Heard this joke from a friend today!
A man takes his daughter to the toy shop to buy a Barbie doll.
There are three Barbie dolls in the shop window. Sports Barbie wearing tight shorts and a halter top lifting weights. Business Barbie wearing an expensive business suit and carrying a briefcase on her way to an important meeting. Divorced Barbie wearing designer clothing and a pearl necklace. Sports Barbie and business Barbie each costs 25 dollars. Divorced Barbie costs 1000 dollars. The man and his daughter enter the toy shop. The man asks a shop assistant 'Why does divorced Barbie costs 1000 dollars, while the other Barbies each costs 25 dollars?' 'Well,' says the shop assistant, 'if you buy divorced Barbie you also get Ken's house, Ken's car and all of Ken's possessions.'
A woman was shopping for her daughters birthday.
She asked the salss girl the price of some Barbie dolls. "This Barbie is $16.99," the girl said. "If you want something a little nicer, Malibu Barbie is $24.99. Or you can get Divorce Barbie for $169.99." "Why is Divorce Barbie so expensive" the mother asked. "Well," the sales girl said "Divorce Barbie comes with Ken's house and car."
A Father goes to the toy store to buy a doll for his daughter
"It's my daughter's birthday and I want to buy her a barbie."
the toy salesman replies "well, you came to the right place. We have 'barbie goes to the beach' for 30 dollars, 'barbie super party funhouse' for 20 dollars, 'barbie learns to drive' that comes with a toy car and 'divorced barbie' for 100 dollars.
"why is divorced barbie so expensive" the father ponders aloud.
"because she comes with ken's house, car, and kids
Father Christmas and the Question...
Father Christmas asks little Charlotte what she wants for a present. "I want a Barbie doll and a G.I Joe please." she says. "I thought Barbie came with Ken?" replies Santa. "No" says Charlotte. "Barbie comes with Joe, She fakes it with Ken."
What do you call a sweating doll?
A Barbie boo. I'll see my self out 😂
Why do barbie dolls have purple n**...?
Because GI Joes have kung fu grips ...
Parody of Jinga Bells
Dashing through the snow, on a pair of broken skis
Over the hills we go, crashing into trees!
The snow is turning red, I think I might be dead,
I woke up in the hospital with stitches in my head, oh!
9-1-1, 9-1-1, Santa Claus is dead!
Rudolph took a .44 and shot him in the head, oh!
Barbie Doll, Barbie Doll, tried to save his life,
But G.I. Joe from Mexico stabbed him with a knife!
911 - A Parody Of Jingle Bells
Dashing through the snow, on a pair of broken skis
Over the hills we go, crashing into trees!
The snow is turning red, I think I might be dead,
I woke up in the hospital with stitches in my head, oh!
9-1-1, 9-1-1, Santa Claus is dead!
Rudolph took a .44 and shot him in the head, oh!
Barbie Doll, Barbie Doll, tried to save his life,
But G.I. Joe from Mexico stabbed him with a knife!
