Barbie Doll Jokes
47 barbie doll jokes and hilarious barbie doll puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about barbie doll that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Barbie Doll Short Jokes
Short barbie doll jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The barbie doll humour may include short barbie jokes also.
- My 6-year-old daughter has lined up all of her dolls towards the outdoor grill. Looks like she's preparing some kind of
barbie queue. - Did you hear about the 3 new types of Barbie dolls? There's tall, short, and great personality
- I chucked out my daughter's Barbies because I was bored of her playing with them all the time. Now there's never a doll moment.
- Did you hear about the new Barbie doll they are releasing? "Divorced" Barbie it's called. Comes with all Ken's accessories
- The types of Dolls in a Man's Life There are 3 types of Dolls in a Man's Life:
1 His Daughter , Baby Doll
2 His Girlfriend , Barbie Doll
Aaand then His wife,
PANA-DOLL - What do you call it when dolls have a cookout? Barbie-Q
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Barbie Doll One Liners
Which barbie doll one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with barbie doll? I can suggest the ones about barbie and ken and dolls house.
- How did Barbie get to be such a good swimmer? She trained with doll-fins.
- Mattel released a Muslim Barbie... It's a blow-up doll.
- Why did the male doll fall apart after Barbie friendzoned him? Because he became Bro Ken.
- What do you call a line up of dolls? A Barbie Queue
- Used one of the kids dolls to play snooker It's now a Barbie-cue
- How to call a line of people waiting to buy the new Barbie doll at a toy store? Barbecue
- What do you call a group of people in line for a plastic doll? A barbie-queue!
- What do you call a doll on fire? A Barbie-Q
- What is the best Barbie Doll? Divorced Barbie because it comes with Ken's house and car.
- How does Barbie read her books? She uses a Ken Doll.
- What does Barbie like to go snorkling with? Doll-fins.
- Why does Barbie hate Amazon? because they're always putting sales out on ken-dolls.
- What do dolls like to eat? Barbie Q
- What did the gay street fighter say to the Barbie doll at their wedding? I do Ken
- What do you call a sweating doll? A Barbie boo. I'll see my self out 😂
Rib-Tickling Barbie Doll Jokes that Bring Friends Together
What funny jokes about barbie doll you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean ken doll jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make barbie doll pranks.
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Mom can i buy some heels?
No.
Mom can i buy a bra?
No.
Mom can i buy a dress?
No.
Mom can i buy a barbie doll?
No. You never let me buy anything!
Shut up, Justin.
A man forgets his daughters birthday
He realizes that it's her birthday while driving home from work. Frantically he pulls over at the first toy store he sees and runs inside. He runs up to the clerk and says
"I need a present for my daughter, she likes dolls, do you have any?"
"Sure," the clerk says "we have plenty of barbies. We have Ballet Barbie for 19.95, Veteranarian Barbie for 19.95, Lawyer Barbie for 19.95, and Divorced Barbie for 195.95." The man screams,
"WHAT! Why is divorced Barbie so much more expensive?"
"Well, divorced Barbie comes with Ken's car, house, and half of his money."
On his way home from work, a man realizes he has forgotten a birthday gift for his daughter...
He stops at Toys R Us and heads straight to the Barbies. Overwhelmed by all of his choices, he approaches a nearby sales associate. She then proceeds to show him their most popular Barbie dolls.
"Well, here we have Astronaut Barbie, Surfer Barbie, and Veterinarian Barbie... but our most popular doll by far is Divorced Barbie."
"Divorced Barbie? What makes her so popular? That seems like an odd choice..." the confused father replies.
The sales associate proceeded "Well, Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's furniture, and Ken's best friend."
Barbie Dolls
Ralph is driving home one evening, when he suddenly realizes that it's his daughter's birthday and he hasn't bought her a present. He drives to the mall, runs to the toy store, and says to the shop assistant, "How much is that Barbie in the window?"
In a condescending manner, she says, "Which Barbie?" She continues, "We have Barbie Goes to the Gym for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Ball for $19.95, Barbie Goes Shopping for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Beach for $19.95, Barbie Goes Nightclubbing for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.00."
Ralph asks, "Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.00 when all the others are only $19.95?"
"That's obvious," the saleslady says. "Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's boat, Ken's furniture..."
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A man takes his daughter to the toy shop to buy a Barbie doll.
There are three Barbie dolls in the shop window. Sports Barbie wearing tight shorts and a halter top lifting weights. Business Barbie wearing an expensive business suit and carrying a briefcase on her way to an important meeting. Divorced Barbie wearing designer clothing and a pearl necklace. Sports Barbie and business Barbie each costs 25 dollars. Divorced Barbie costs 1000 dollars. The man and his daughter enter the toy shop. The man asks a shop assistant 'Why does divorced Barbie costs 1000 dollars, while the other Barbies each costs 25 dollars?' 'Well,' says the shop assistant, 'if you buy divorced Barbie you also get Ken's house, Ken's car and all of Ken's possessions.'
A woman was shopping for her daughters birthday.
She asked the salss girl the price of some Barbie dolls. "This Barbie is $16.99," the girl said. "If you want something a little nicer, Malibu Barbie is $24.99. Or you can get Divorce Barbie for $169.99." "Why is Divorce Barbie so expensive" the mother asked. "Well," the sales girl said "Divorce Barbie comes with Ken's house and car."
A man goes to a toy store to buy his daughter a Barbie doll for her birthday.
The salesman says, "We have Barbie Goes To the Dance for $19.99, Barbie goes Shopping at $19.99, Barbie goes Clubbing at $19.99, Barbie Goes To The Gym at $19.99, Cyber Barbie at $19.99, and Divorced Barbie at $499.99."
The father asks, "Why is Divorced Barbie $499.99 when all those other Barbies are selling for $19.99???"
"Well, sir," says the salesman, "Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's money, Ken's furniture ..."
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Barbie dolls give little boys misconceptions about adult women
Like how they're silent, no matter how often you touch them
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Why do barbie dolls have purple n**...?
Because GI Joes have kung fu grips ...
911 - A Parody Of Jingle Bells
Dashing through the snow, on a pair of broken skis
Over the hills we go, crashing into trees!
The snow is turning red, I think I might be dead,
I woke up in the hospital with stitches in my head, oh!
9-1-1, 9-1-1, Santa Claus is dead!
Rudolph took a .44 and shot him in the head, oh!
Barbie Doll, Barbie Doll, tried to save his life,
But G.I. Joe from Mexico stabbed him with a knife!
A man goes to a toy store
A man goes to a toy store to buy a barbie doll for his daughter and asks the clerk what do barbies cost.
The clerk answers that the shopper barbie is 24,90, beach barbie 24,90, space barbie 29,90 and the divorce barbie is 199,90.
The confused man asks the clerk why the divorce barbie is so expensive compared to the others?
The clerk rolls his eyes and answers: dear sir, of course the divorce barbie also comes with Ken's car, Ken's house, Ken's cottage, Ken's boat, Ken's motorcycle and one of Ken's friends.
