Barbie And Ken Jokes
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Funniest Barbie And Ken Short Jokes
Short barbie and ken jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The barbie and ken humour may include short barbie doll jokes also.
- A girl says to her mom, "I want a Barbie and a GI Joe". Mom says, "Doesn't barbie come with Ken?"
And the girl replies, "No, Barbie comes with GI Joe. She just fakes it with Ken." - Have you heard of divorced barbie? Her set costs $450. ...mostly because it comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, and one of Ken's friends.
- Why don't you ever see pregnant Barbies in the store? Because ken comes in a different box.
- Whats the difference between normal barbie and divorced barbie? The divorced barbie is $399 because it comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's furniture, etc.
- Why did Barbie leave Ken? Because he came in another box.
- Why can't Ken and Barbie make a baby? Ken comes in a separate box
- (Since bad pickup lines seem to be the trend right now) Do you want to play barbies? I'll be Ken, and you be the box he came in
- Why does Barbie like Halloween? It's pump-ken time
- Why can't Barbie get pregnant? Because Ken comes in another box.
- Why doesn't Barbie ever get pregnant? Because Ken always comes in a different box.
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Barbie And Ken One Liners
Which barbie and ken one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with barbie and ken? I can suggest the ones about barbie and dolls.
- Why didn't barbie ever get pregnant? Because Ken always came in another box.
- How come Barbie never got pregnant? Because Ken always came in another box.
- Why doesn't Barbie get pregnant? Because Ken comes in other boxes.
- Why didn't Barbie ever get pregnant? Because Ken came in another box
- Why isn't there a pregnant Barbie doll? Ken came in another box.
- Why can't Barbie get pregnant? because Ken comes in a different box
- Why didn't Barbie have a baby? Because Ken came in a different box.
- Why isn't there a pregnant Barbie doll? Because Ken came in another box.
- Why doesn't Barbie have any kids? Because Ken came in another box.
- Why didn't Barbie have any kids? Because Ken always came in a different box.
- Did you know they make a divorcee Barbie now? She comes with all of Ken's stuff.
- What does divorce Barbie come with? All of Ken's stuff.
- Why have Barbie and Ken never had a baby? Because Ken comes in a different box.
- Why did Barbie divorce Ken? Because the box he came in wasn't hers.
- Why did the male doll fall apart after Barbie friendzoned him? Because he became Bro Ken.
Barbie And Ken Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about barbie and ken you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean ken doll jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make barbie and ken pranks.
Ralph is driving home one evening, when he suddenly realizes that it's his daughter's birthday and he hasn't bought her a present. He drives to the mall, runs to the toy store, and says to the shop assistant, "How much is that Barbie in the window?" In a condescending manner, she says, "Which Barbie?" She continues, "We have Barbie Goes to the Gym for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Ball for $19.95, Barbie Goes Shopping for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Beach for $19.95, Barbie Goes Nightclubbing for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.00." Ralph asks, "Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.00 when all the others are only $19.95?" "That's obvious," the saleslady says. "Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's boat, Ken's furniture..."
Q: What comes with the new Divorced Barbie doll?
A: All Ken's stuff.
Dad told me this one
This guy went Christmas shopping for his daughter. She said she wanted a Barbie. Typical right? Well he went to the toy store and went looking for a couple Barbies. He grabbed the Malibu Barbie, Katniss Barbie and the holland Barbie. As he was leaving the isle he saw a divorce Barbie. It had a $299 price tag so he asked the lady why is this one so much more than the rest. And the lady replied, "we'll for starters it comes with kens cars, kens house and kens testicals on a keychain."
Mall Santa
A Mall Santa is asking kids what they want for Christmas.
A little girl says, "I want a Barbie and a G.I. Joe."
Santa replies, "Doesn't Barbie come with Ken?"
"No silly. Barbie comes with G.I. Joe. She's only faking it with Ken."
My sister and her husband just split up, so I got my 8 year old niece the new "Divorce Barbie"
She comes with half of Ken's stuff.
Toy for a birthday.
A man went to a toy store in order to buy his daughter a toy for her birthday.
He asked an employee for a popular girl toy. The employee offered a Barbie.
The man asked for prices and so the employee started listing them out:
"we have a normal Barbie for 30$,
dancer Barbie for 50$,
nurse Barbie for 50$,
and divorced Barbie for 500$"
"500$?!?!? Why is it so expensive?"
"Well, divorced Barbie comes with Ken's car, Ken's villa and Ken's wealth"
Why is Barbie's boyfriend afraid of commitment?
He's a chic Ken.
A little girl sits on Santa's lap and asks him for a Barbie and a GI Joe.
"Well little girl, you can certainly have that, but doesn't Barbie usually come with Ken?"
"Oh no, Santa, Barbie fakes it with Ken, she comes with GI Joe."
Dad goes to the store to buy a Barbie...
And he's looking at the prices: regular Barbie 10 dollars. Divorced Barbie 200 dollars. So he asks the clerk:
-Why is the divorced Barbie so expensive.
Clerk replies:
-Because it comes with Ken's house and car.
A little girl sits down on Santa's lap and ask for...
She ask for a Barbie doll and a GI Joe. "Mmm," said Santa, "I thought barbie came with Ken." "No," replies the girl. "Barbie fakes it with Ken, she loves GI joe."
Christmas gift
A little girl is in line to see Santa. When it's her turn, she climbs up on Santa's lap. Santa asks, "What would you like Santa to bring you for Christmas?"
The little girl replies, "I want a Barbie and a G.I. Joe."
Santa looks at the little girl for a moment and says, "I thought Barbie comes with Ken."
"No," said the little girl. "She comes with G.I. Joe; she fakes it with Ken."
A man forgets his daughters birthday
He realizes that it's her birthday while driving home from work. Frantically he pulls over at the first toy store he sees and runs inside. He runs up to the clerk and says
"I need a present for my daughter, she likes dolls, do you have any?"
"Sure," the clerk says "we have plenty of barbies. We have Ballet Barbie for 19.95, Veteranarian Barbie for 19.95, Lawyer Barbie for 19.95, and Divorced Barbie for 195.95." The man screams,
"WHAT! Why is divorced Barbie so much more expensive?"
"Well, divorced Barbie comes with Ken's car, house, and half of his money."
In the interest of of trying to make the classic doll more realistic, and easier for children to identify with, a new version is about to be released called "Divorced Barbie"
She comes with all of Ken's stuff too.
Which Barbie?
Ralph is driving home one evening, when he suddenly realizes that it's his daughter's birthday and he hasn't bought her a present. He drives to the mall, runs to the toy store, and says to the shop assistant, "How much is that Barbie in the window?" In a condescending manner, she says, "Which Barbie?" She continues, "We have Barbie Goes to the Gym for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Ball for $19.95, Barbie Goes Shopping for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Beach for $19.95, Barbie Goes Nightclubbing for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.00." Ralph asks, "Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.00 when all the others are only $19.95?" "That's obvious," the saleslady says. "Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's boat, Ken's furniture..."
Why can't Barbie get pregnant?
Because Ken comes in a separate box.
Why didn't Barbie and Ken's relationship work out?
Because Ken always came in another box.
What does Barbie say when the drought finally ends?
It's raining Ken, hallelujah....
¿Dónde está Barbie?
Ken sabe.
Why doesn't Barbie have a family?
Because Ken comes in another box.
On his way home from work, a man realizes he has forgotten a birthday gift for his daughter...
He stops at Toys R Us and heads straight to the Barbies. Overwhelmed by all of his choices, he approaches a nearby sales associate. She then proceeds to show him their most popular Barbie dolls.
"Well, here we have Astronaut Barbie, Surfer Barbie, and Veterinarian Barbie... but our most popular doll by far is Divorced Barbie."
"Divorced Barbie? What makes her so popular? That seems like an odd choice..." the confused father replies.
The sales associate proceeded "Well, Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's furniture, and Ken's best friend."
Barbie Dolls
Ralph is driving home one evening, when he suddenly realizes that it's his daughter's birthday and he hasn't bought her a present. He drives to the mall, runs to the toy store, and says to the shop assistant, "How much is that Barbie in the window?"
In a condescending manner, she says, "Which Barbie?" She continues, "We have Barbie Goes to the Gym for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Ball for $19.95, Barbie Goes Shopping for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Beach for $19.95, Barbie Goes Nightclubbing for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.00."
Ralph asks, "Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.00 when all the others are only $19.95?"
"That's obvious," the saleslady says. "Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's boat, Ken's furniture..."
Heard this joke from a friend today!
A father goes to a toy store...
And ask for a barbie for his daughter birthday
"are you looking for anything in special?"
"what do you have?"
"we have nurse Barbie for $40, Barbie Astronaut for $60, divorce Barbie for $300 "
"wait, why is divorce barbie so expensive?"
"Because it comes with kens house, kens car..."
Girl wants a barbie.
One afternoon, a woman and her little daughter went into a large toy store. The mother asked her daughter what toys she wanted.
The little girl said, "I want GI Joe and Barbie."
The mother smiled and said, "Darling, you know Barbie doesn't come with GI Joe."
The little girl looked up at her mom and replied, "Mom, Barbie ALWAYS comes with GI Joe. She just FAKES it with Ken."
A man takes his daughter to the toy shop to buy a Barbie doll.
There are three Barbie dolls in the shop window. Sports Barbie wearing tight shorts and a halter top lifting weights. Business Barbie wearing an expensive business suit and carrying a briefcase on her way to an important meeting. Divorced Barbie wearing designer clothing and a pearl necklace. Sports Barbie and business Barbie each costs 25 dollars. Divorced Barbie costs 1000 dollars. The man and his daughter enter the toy shop. The man asks a shop assistant 'Why does divorced Barbie costs 1000 dollars, while the other Barbies each costs 25 dollars?' 'Well,' says the shop assistant, 'if you buy divorced Barbie you also get Ken's house, Ken's car and all of Ken's possessions.'
Wanna Play Barbies?
Man: "Hi there, would you like to play barbies?"
Lady: "I guess so?"
Man: "Awesome, I'll be Ken and you can be the box I come in."
Did you hear about the new divorcee Barbie?
She comes with all of Ken's stuff.
Divorced Barbie
One day a father, on his way home from work suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's
birthday.
He stops at a toy store and goes in and asks the sales person, "How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?"
The salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean?"
"We have, work out Barbie for $19.95, shopping Barbie for $19.95, beach Barbie for $19.95, disco Barbie for $19.95, astronaut Barbie for $19.95, skater Barbie for $19.95, and divorced Barbie for $265.95".
The amazed father asks: "Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?"
The slightly miffed salesgirl rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers:
"Sir, Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's truck, Ken's house, Ken's fishing boat, Ken's furniture, Ken's dog, Ken's computer, one of Ken's friends, and a key chain made from Ken's t**...."
Why does Barbie hate Amazon?
because they're always putting sales out on ken-dolls.
A woman was shopping for her daughters birthday.
She asked the salss girl the price of some Barbie dolls. "This Barbie is $16.99," the girl said. "If you want something a little nicer, Malibu Barbie is $24.99. Or you can get Divorce Barbie for $169.99." "Why is Divorce Barbie so expensive" the mother asked. "Well," the sales girl said "Divorce Barbie comes with Ken's house and car."
How would you call Barbie's boyfriend if he became an alcoholic?
Heine-Ken
What does Barbie like to do on hallowe'en?
Pump ken
A man goes to a toy store to buy his daughter a Barbie doll for her birthday.
The salesman says, "We have Barbie Goes To the Dance for $19.99, Barbie goes Shopping at $19.99, Barbie goes Clubbing at $19.99, Barbie Goes To The Gym at $19.99, Cyber Barbie at $19.99, and Divorced Barbie at $499.99."
The father asks, "Why is Divorced Barbie $499.99 when all those other Barbies are selling for $19.99???"
"Well, sir," says the salesman, "Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's money, Ken's furniture ..."
In a progressive move, Mattel is making a new boyfriend for Barbie who's a homeless man from New Jersey
Hobo Ken.
A little girl is visiting Santa Claus and asks for Barbie and G.I. Joe.
Santa, confused, replies "but doesn't Barbie come with Ken?"
"No she comes with G.I. Joe, she fakes it with Ken".
How does Barbie read her books?
She uses a Ken Doll.
Why did Barbie and Ken never have any children?
Ken came in another box
A guy and his girlfriend were trying to decide what to do to pass the time.
A guy and his girlfriend were trying to decide what to do to pass the time.
He said I know! Let's play Barbie! She was a bit taken aback but said, Sure. I've played Barbie before. How do you want to play it?
He said, Easy. I'll be Ken...and you'll be the box I come in.
let's play Barbie.....
I'll be Ken, you be the box I come in.
Barbie does not come with Ken.
She comes with G.I. Joe and fakes it with Ken.
What did Barbie get when she took Ken out of a good weekend?
She had some good w**... left over.
This guy walks in a Toy R Us to buy a Barbie for his daughter's birthday.
First Barbie he sees: Barbie with ski set: 29.99
Second Barbie that caught his attention: Barbie on a motorcycle: 34:99
Third Barbie he sees: Divorced Barbie: 249.99
So he go and asks an employee why is the Divorced Barbie so expencive.
The employee replies: That's because this set comes with Ken's car, Ken's motorcycle, Ken's boat and Ken's house.
A Father goes to the toy store to buy a doll for his daughter
"It's my daughter's birthday and I want to buy her a barbie."
the toy salesman replies "well, you came to the right place. We have 'barbie goes to the beach' for 30 dollars, 'barbie super party funhouse' for 20 dollars, 'barbie learns to drive' that comes with a toy car and 'divorced barbie' for 100 dollars.
"why is divorced barbie so expensive" the father ponders aloud.
"because she comes with ken's house, car, and kids
Father Christmas and the Question...
Father Christmas asks little Charlotte what she wants for a present. "I want a Barbie doll and a G.I Joe please." she says. "I thought Barbie came with Ken?" replies Santa. "No" says Charlotte. "Barbie comes with Joe, She fakes it with Ken."
Don't forget about divorced Barbie for a gift idea this year!
Barbie comes with $3400 a month, Ken's house, Ken's car, and even comes with one of Ken's friends!
What is the best Barbie Doll?
Divorced Barbie because it comes with Ken's house and car.
What did the gay street fighter say to the Barbie doll at their wedding?
I do Ken
Did you hear about the new Barbie doll they are releasing?
"Divorced" Barbie it's called. Comes with all Ken's accessories
Why does Ken never have s**... with Barbie?
Because he comes in another box.
Does Barbie come with Ken?
No, she fakes it with Ken. Barbie only comes with GI Joe.
A man goes to a toy store
A man goes to a toy store to buy a barbie doll for his daughter and asks the clerk what do barbies cost.
The clerk answers that the shopper barbie is 24,90, beach barbie 24,90, space barbie 29,90 and the divorce barbie is 199,90.
The confused man asks the clerk why the divorce barbie is so expensive compared to the others?
The clerk rolls his eyes and answers: dear sir, of course the divorce barbie also comes with Ken's car, Ken's house, Ken's cottage, Ken's boat, Ken's motorcycle and one of Ken's friends.
Did you hear there's a new Divorce Barbie?
It comes with all of Ken's accessories.
Why doesn't Barbie get pregnant?
Because Ken c**... in another box.
Why did Barbie go to a yoga retreat in Australia?
She heard about all the Ken gurus