Barbie And Ken Jokes
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Funniest Barbie And Ken Short Jokes
Short barbie and ken jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The barbie and ken humour may include short barbie doll jokes also.
- A girl says to her mom, "I want a Barbie and a GI Joe". Mom says, "Doesn't barbie come with Ken?"
And the girl replies, "No, Barbie comes with GI Joe. She just fakes it with Ken." - Have you heard of divorced barbie? Her set costs $450. ...mostly because it comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, and one of Ken's friends.
- (Since bad pickup lines seem to be the trend right now) Do you want to play barbies? I'll be Ken, and you be the box he came in
- In a progressive move, Mattel is making a new boyfriend for Barbie who's a homeless man from New Jersey Hobo Ken.
- Wanna Play Barbies? Man: "Hi there, would you like to play barbies?"
Lady: "I guess so?"
Man: "Awesome, I'll be Ken and you can be the box I come in." - My sister and her husband just split up, so I got my 8 year old niece the new "Divorce Barbie" She comes with half of Ken's stuff.
- Don't forget about divorced Barbie for a gift idea this year! Barbie comes with $3400 a month, Ken's house, Ken's car, and even comes with one of Ken's friends!
- Did you hear about the new Barbie doll they are releasing? "Divorced" Barbie it's called. Comes with all Ken's accessories
- Barbie does not come with Ken. She comes with G.I. Joe and fakes it with Ken.
- How would you call Barbie's boyfriend if he became an alcoholic? Heine-Ken
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Barbie And Ken One Liners
Which barbie and ken one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with barbie and ken? I can suggest the ones about barbie and ken doll.
- Why didn't barbie ever get pregnant? Because Ken always came in another box.
- Did you know they make a divorcee Barbie now? She comes with all of Ken's stuff.
- Why did Barbie divorce Ken? Because the box he came in wasn't hers.
- Why did the male doll fall apart after Barbie friendzoned him? Because he became Bro Ken.
- Why does Barbie like Halloween? It's pump-ken time
- let's play Barbie..... I'll be Ken, you be the box I come in.
- Why did Barbie go to a yoga retreat in Australia? She heard about all the Ken gurus
- Did you hear about the new divorcee Barbie? She comes with all of Ken's stuff.
- What does Barbie say when the drought finally ends? It's raining Ken, hallelujah....
- Why is Barbie's boyfriend afraid of commitment? He's a chic Ken.
- What is the best Barbie Doll? Divorced Barbie because it comes with Ken's house and car.
- How does Barbie read her books? She uses a Ken Doll.
- ¿Dónde está Barbie? Ken sabe.
- Why does Barbie hate Amazon? because they're always putting sales out on ken-dolls.
- What did the gay street fighter say to the Barbie doll at their wedding? I do Ken
Barbie And Ken Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about barbie and ken you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean dolls house jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make barbie and ken pranks.
Ralph is driving home one evening, when he suddenly realizes that it's his daughter's birthday and he hasn't bought her a present. He drives to the mall, runs to the toy store, and says to the shop assistant, "How much is that Barbie in the window?" In a condescending manner, she says, "Which Barbie?" She continues, "We have Barbie Goes to the Gym for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Ball for $19.95, Barbie Goes Shopping for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Beach for $19.95, Barbie Goes Nightclubbing for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.00." Ralph asks, "Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.00 when all the others are only $19.95?" "That's obvious," the saleslady says. "Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's boat, Ken's furniture..."
Dad told me this one
This guy went Christmas shopping for his daughter. She said she wanted a Barbie. Typical right? Well he went to the toy store and went looking for a couple Barbies. He grabbed the Malibu Barbie, Katniss Barbie and the holland Barbie. As he was leaving the isle he saw a divorce Barbie. It had a $299 price tag so he asked the lady why is this one so much more than the rest. And the lady replied, "we'll for starters it comes with kens cars, kens house and kens testicals on a keychain."
A man forgets his daughters birthday
He realizes that it's her birthday while driving home from work. Frantically he pulls over at the first toy store he sees and runs inside. He runs up to the clerk and says
"I need a present for my daughter, she likes dolls, do you have any?"
"Sure," the clerk says "we have plenty of barbies. We have Ballet Barbie for 19.95, Veteranarian Barbie for 19.95, Lawyer Barbie for 19.95, and Divorced Barbie for 195.95." The man screams,
"WHAT! Why is divorced Barbie so much more expensive?"
"Well, divorced Barbie comes with Ken's car, house, and half of his money."
Which Barbie?
Ralph is driving home one evening, when he suddenly realizes that it's his daughter's birthday and he hasn't bought her a present. He drives to the mall, runs to the toy store, and says to the shop assistant, "How much is that Barbie in the window?" In a condescending manner, she says, "Which Barbie?" She continues, "We have Barbie Goes to the Gym for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Ball for $19.95, Barbie Goes Shopping for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Beach for $19.95, Barbie Goes Nightclubbing for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.00." Ralph asks, "Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.00 when all the others are only $19.95?" "That's obvious," the saleslady says. "Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's boat, Ken's furniture..."
On his way home from work, a man realizes he has forgotten a birthday gift for his daughter...
He stops at Toys R Us and heads straight to the Barbies. Overwhelmed by all of his choices, he approaches a nearby sales associate. She then proceeds to show him their most popular Barbie dolls.
"Well, here we have Astronaut Barbie, Surfer Barbie, and Veterinarian Barbie... but our most popular doll by far is Divorced Barbie."
"Divorced Barbie? What makes her so popular? That seems like an odd choice..." the confused father replies.
The sales associate proceeded "Well, Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's furniture, and Ken's best friend."
Barbie Dolls
Ralph is driving home one evening, when he suddenly realizes that it's his daughter's birthday and he hasn't bought her a present. He drives to the mall, runs to the toy store, and says to the shop assistant, "How much is that Barbie in the window?"
In a condescending manner, she says, "Which Barbie?" She continues, "We have Barbie Goes to the Gym for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Ball for $19.95, Barbie Goes Shopping for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Beach for $19.95, Barbie Goes Nightclubbing for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.00."
Ralph asks, "Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.00 when all the others are only $19.95?"
"That's obvious," the saleslady says. "Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's boat, Ken's furniture..."
Heard this joke from a friend today!
A man takes his daughter to the toy shop to buy a Barbie doll.
There are three Barbie dolls in the shop window. Sports Barbie wearing tight shorts and a halter top lifting weights. Business Barbie wearing an expensive business suit and carrying a briefcase on her way to an important meeting. Divorced Barbie wearing designer clothing and a pearl necklace. Sports Barbie and business Barbie each costs 25 dollars. Divorced Barbie costs 1000 dollars. The man and his daughter enter the toy shop. The man asks a shop assistant 'Why does divorced Barbie costs 1000 dollars, while the other Barbies each costs 25 dollars?' 'Well,' says the shop assistant, 'if you buy divorced Barbie you also get Ken's house, Ken's car and all of Ken's possessions.'
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Divorced Barbie
One day a father, on his way home from work suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's
birthday.
He stops at a toy store and goes in and asks the sales person, "How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?"
The salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean?"
"We have, work out Barbie for $19.95, shopping Barbie for $19.95, beach Barbie for $19.95, disco Barbie for $19.95, astronaut Barbie for $19.95, skater Barbie for $19.95, and divorced Barbie for $265.95".
The amazed father asks: "Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?"
The slightly miffed salesgirl rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers:
"Sir, Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's truck, Ken's house, Ken's fishing boat, Ken's furniture, Ken's dog, Ken's computer, one of Ken's friends, and a key chain made from Ken's t**...."
A woman was shopping for her daughters birthday.
She asked the salss girl the price of some Barbie dolls. "This Barbie is $16.99," the girl said. "If you want something a little nicer, Malibu Barbie is $24.99. Or you can get Divorce Barbie for $169.99." "Why is Divorce Barbie so expensive" the mother asked. "Well," the sales girl said "Divorce Barbie comes with Ken's house and car."
A man goes to a toy store to buy his daughter a Barbie doll for her birthday.
The salesman says, "We have Barbie Goes To the Dance for $19.99, Barbie goes Shopping at $19.99, Barbie goes Clubbing at $19.99, Barbie Goes To The Gym at $19.99, Cyber Barbie at $19.99, and Divorced Barbie at $499.99."
The father asks, "Why is Divorced Barbie $499.99 when all those other Barbies are selling for $19.99???"
"Well, sir," says the salesman, "Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's money, Ken's furniture ..."
A guy and his girlfriend were trying to decide what to do to pass the time.
A guy and his girlfriend were trying to decide what to do to pass the time.
He said I know! Let's play Barbie! She was a bit taken aback but said, Sure. I've played Barbie before. How do you want to play it?
He said, Easy. I'll be Ken...and you'll be the box I come in.
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What did Barbie get when she took Ken out of a good weekend?
She had some good w**... left over.
A man goes to a toy store
A man goes to a toy store to buy a barbie doll for his daughter and asks the clerk what do barbies cost.
The clerk answers that the shopper barbie is 24,90, beach barbie 24,90, space barbie 29,90 and the divorce barbie is 199,90.
The confused man asks the clerk why the divorce barbie is so expensive compared to the others?
The clerk rolls his eyes and answers: dear sir, of course the divorce barbie also comes with Ken's car, Ken's house, Ken's cottage, Ken's boat, Ken's motorcycle and one of Ken's friends.