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Why didn't barbie ever get pregnant?

Because Ken always came in another box.

How come Barbie never got pregnant?

Because Ken always came in another box.

Why doesn't Barbie get pregnant?

Because Ken comes in other boxes.

Why does Barbie never get pregnant?

Because Ken always comes in another box.

Barbies create unrealistic expectations of women

No woman's head reattaches THAT easily in my experience

Why didn't Barbie have a baby?

Because Ken came in a different box.

Why doesn't Barbie have any kids?

Because Ken came in another box.

How did Barbie get to be such a good swimmer?

She trained with doll-fins.

Barbie and G.I. Joe.

A little girl sits on Santa's lap. In a jolly manner, Santa asks "What would you like for Christmas?"

The girl replies without hesitation:"I would like a Barbie and a G.I. Joe."

Santa sits for a moment, thinking about the request. Caught off guard, he says "But little girl, Barbie comes with Ken."

The girl looks at Santa and with incredible confidence, states: "No Santa, Barbie only fakes it with Ken."

Why does Barbie like Halloween?

It's pump-ken time

Why do barbie dolls have purple nips?

Because GI Joes have kung fu grips ...

What does Barbie like to do on hallowe'en?

Pump ken

What did the Barbie factory do when it ran out of belly buttons?

They called the the navel reserve, naturally.

Why doesn't Barbie get pregnant?

Because Ken came in another box.

What does Barbie do on Halloween?

Pumpken

What does Barbie say when the drought finally ends?

It's raining Ken, hallelujah....

What is the best Barbie Doll?

Divorced Barbie because it comes with Ken's house and car.

If Barbie is so popular...

then why do you have to buy her friends?

What does Barbie like to go snorkling with?

Doll-fins.

How does Barbie read her books?

She uses a Ken Doll.

ΒΏDΓ³nde estΓ‘ Barbie?

Ken sabe.

Barbie Dolls

Ralph is driving home one evening, when he suddenly realizes that it's his daughter's birthday and he hasn't bought her a present. He drives to the mall, runs to the toy store, and says to the shop assistant, "How much is that Barbie in the window?"
In a condescending manner, she says, "Which Barbie?" She continues, "We have Barbie Goes to the Gym for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Ball for $19.95, Barbie Goes Shopping for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Beach for $19.95, Barbie Goes Nightclubbing for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.00."
Ralph asks, "Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.00 when all the others are only $19.95?"
"That's obvious," the saleslady says. "Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's boat, Ken's furniture..."

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Why does Barbie hate Amazon?

because they're always putting sales out on ken-dolls.

Which Barbie?

Ralph is driving home one evening, when he suddenly realizes that it's his daughter's birthday and he hasn't bought her a present. He drives to the mall, runs to the toy store, and says to the shop assistant, "How much is that Barbie in the window?" In a condescending manner, she says, "Which Barbie?" She continues, "We have Barbie Goes to the Gym for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Ball for $19.95, Barbie Goes Shopping for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Beach for $19.95, Barbie Goes Nightclubbing for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.00." Ralph asks, "Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.00 when all the others are only $19.95?" "That's obvious," the saleslady says. "Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's boat, Ken's furniture..."

Why doesn't Barbie have a family?

Because Ken comes in another box.

Barbie dolls give little boys misconceptions about adult women

Like how they're silent, no matter how often you touch them

How does a barbie doll stay in such good shape?

She doesn't eat

What happens when a Barbie gets fins?

She becomes a dolphin. Duh!

Barbie has a black boyfriend...

His name is Kenya.

Why did Barbie and Ken never have any children?

Ken came in another box

Why can't Barbie get pregnant?

Because Ken comes in a separate box.

Why does Barbie never get pregnant

SHE DOESN'T HAVE A FUCKING VAGINA

Did you know Barbie and Ken were ahead of their time?

Genderless.

I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie woooorld

admit it, you read that in an annoying high pitch voice

Why didn't Barbie and Ken's relationship work out?

Because Ken always came in another box.

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