Barbi Jokes

Funniest Barbi Short Jokes

Short barbi jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The barbi humour may include short barbie jokes also.

1. Barbies promote unrealistic expectations of women's bodies. Women's heads are much harder to put back on in real life.
2. A girl says to her mom, "I want a Barbie and a GI Joe". Mom says, "Doesn't barbie come with Ken?"
   And the girl replies, "No, Barbie comes with GI Joe. She just fakes it with Ken."
3. Barbies create unrealistic expectations of women No woman's head reattaches THAT easily in my experience
4. First came up with this joke when I was 5 and it's still the funniest thing I've ever said. Q. What do you call a line of Barbies?
   A. A Barbecue!
5. What’s the difference between Barbie and Oppenheimer? Barbie product first manufactured in Japan and released in America. Oppenheimer product first manufactured in America and release in Japan.
6. Have you heard of divorced barbie? Her set costs $450. ...mostly because it comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, and one of Ken's friends.
7. What does divorce Barbie come with? All of Ken's stuff.
8. What do you call a Barbie on fire? A Barbecue!
   Be gentle. First post. And I remember making this up on a long car ride when I was just 4:)
9. Why don't you ever see pregnant Barbies in the store? Because ken comes in a different box.
10. Why have Barbie and Ken never had a baby? Because Ken comes in a different box.

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Barbi One Liners

Which barbi one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with barbi? I can suggest the ones about moment and box.

1. Why didn't barbie ever get pregnant? Because Ken always came in another box.
2. How come Barbie never got pregnant? Because Ken always came in another box.
3. Why doesn't Barbie get pregnant? Because Ken comes in other boxes.
4. Why didn't Barbie ever get pregnant? Because Ken came in another box
5. Why isn't there a pregnant Barbie doll? Ken came in another box.
6. Why can't Barbie get pregnant? because Ken comes in a different box
7. What do you call an Australian looking after his grill? A barbie sitter
8. Why didn't Barbie have a baby? Because Ken came in a different box.
9. Why isn't there a pregnant Barbie doll? Because Ken came in another box.
10. Why doesn't Barbie have any kids? Because Ken came in another box.
11. How did Barbie get to be such a good swimmer? She trained with doll-fins.
12. Mattel released a Muslim Barbie... It's a blow-up doll.
13. Why didn't Barbie have any kids? Because Ken always came in a different box.
14. Did you know they make a divorcee Barbie now? She comes with all of Ken's stuff.
15. What do you call the line for grilled veggies at a supermodel convention? A barbie queue

Happy Barbi Jokes for a Lighthearted Night with Friends

What funny jokes about barbi you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean sits jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make barbi pranks.