Barbed Wire Jokes
21 barbed wire jokes and hilarious barbed wire puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about barbed wire that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Barbed Wire Short Jokes
Short barbed wire jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The barbed wire humour may include short broken fence jokes also.
- What do a G-string and a barbed wire fence have in common? They both run along the property line without distracting from the view.
- What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence? It was an udder disaster.
^(I'll show myself out) - So I was outside on the farm yesterday when this cow comes charging at me and attempts to jump over the barbed wire fence... It was an udder disaster.
- So one of my cows decided to try they old jump over a barb wire fence trick... it was utter destruction.
- I just finished baby-proofing my condo. I seriously doubt any of them are making it past the barbed wire and claymores.
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Barbed Wire One Liners
Which barbed wire one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with barbed wire? I can suggest the ones about electric fence and fence post.
- what happened to the cow when it jumped over the barbed wire fence? Udder destruction!
- What do you call a cow jumping over a barbed wire fence? An udder disaster.
- What's grey, has spikes, and runs around a field? Barbed wire.
- What do you get when you breed a snake with a hedgehog? Barbed wire
- Once I saw a cow jump over a barbed wire fence Twas an utter catastrophe
Barbed Wire Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about barbed wire you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean fence jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make barbed wire pranks.
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What do you call a cow jumping over a barbed wire fence?
Udder Destruction.
I swear this joke is funnier in person.
Try it, trust me.
p**... dropper for sure.
When asked to secure the building, the different branches of the military all took unique approachs.
The Army set up a defensive perimeter. Surrounding the building with 50cal implacements, tanks, sandbags, barbed wire and strategically placed snipers.
The SAS approached under the cover of night and stormed the building with a hard and fast two pronged ground and air assault.
The Navy ensured the lights the were out and the doors were locked.
And...
The airforce took out a 3 year lease with an option to buy.
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A blonde Girl wants to tell her two horses apart
She is quite distressed. So the farmer next door says "Why not cut ones tail off" So she does that. The next day the other horse gets its tail cut on barbed wire and it tears off in the same place.
The girl is still distressed and then she cuts ones ear off to tell them apart. Then the other horse gets its ear cut off on barbed wire
Then the farmer next door says you should measure them. The girl does that and is finally happy.
The farmer says how did it go and the girl replies "The white one is 12 inches taller then the black one!"
There once was a big, strong bull...
There once was this big, strong bull. Had a ring in his nose, big horns and he went by the name of Hannibal. He had a field to himself with green grass, small dandelions and a fence. One day, the farmer brings some pretty cute cows and puts them in the field next to Hannibal.
So the bull walks up to the barbed wire and checks out the pretty ladies on the other side. He knows that he would like to get to know them a bit better - if you know what I mean - , but there is this fence between them. So he waits until the farmer leaves, takes a long run and jumps over the fence into the other field.
The cows look all startled and giggle: "O my, Hannibal... how did you get in here?"
He winks: "Just call me Hanni, honey... The rest I left hanging in the barbed wire."
- Sorry for the English, it is not my first language.
Went out with a bang...
A tough old cowboy with grizzled hair, chiseled featured, and hands tougher than the sharpest barbs on new wire told his grandson that the secret to living a long life was to sprinkle a pinch of gun powder on his oatmeal every morning.
With absolute faith, the grandson did as Grandpap instructed. Every morning for the rest of his life, he added a pinch of gun powder to his oatmeal.
He grew up, lived happily, enjoyed perfect health, and died at the ripe old age of 107.
According to the story in the newspaper, he left behind 14 children, 30 grandchildren, 45 great-grandchildren, 25 great-great-grandchildren, and a 15-foot crater where the crematorium used to be.
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So a city boy moves to the country.
Bob always hated his big city life, so one day he sold all his possessions and moved to the countryside.
Proud of the new land he purchased he felt like exploring one day, so he got on his horse and follow the old barbed wire fence til he spotted a man
"Hey there! how's it going? I'm Bob and I came here to get away from the city!"
"izzat so?" the man replied "well in that case, I guess I should be invitin' ya to a neighborhood party happenin' at my place tonight. but I should warn ya city boy, out in the country we like to drink a lot at our parties"
"well" bob said "in the city the bars are open all night, I think I can handle the drinking"
"Ok, if you say so. out here in the country we also tend to fight when we drink"
"oh, well the city is a violent place too, I think I can handle myself."
"Alright don't say I didn't warn ya, there's one more thing though, our parties can get a little wilder, and though the church don't condone it, pre-marital s**... tends to happen too."
bob chuckling to himself at this point said " well I think I can handle that too. I'll be sure to swing by tonight. By the way, just so I fit in, is there any sort of dress code I should follow so I don't stand out?
"oh you don't worry 'bout that, just show up in whatever feels comfortable. It's just gonna be the two of us tonight"