Barbed Jokes

Funniest Barbed Short Jokes

Short barbed jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The barbed humour may include short barber jokes also.

1. What do a G-string and a barbed wire fence have in common? They both run along the property line without distracting from the view.
2. What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence? It was an udder disaster.
   ^(I'll show myself out)
3. What do G-Strings and barbed wire have in common? They both protect the property without disrupting the view.
4. Did you hear about the cow who tried to jump over a barbed wire fence? It was an udder disaster.
5. So I was outside on the farm yesterday when this cow comes charging at me and attempts to jump over the barbed wire fence... It was an udder disaster.
6. So one of my cows decided to try they old jump over a barb wire fence trick... it was utter destruction.
7. I just finished baby-proofing my condo. I seriously doubt any of them are making it past the barbed wire and claymores.
8. Did you hear about the cow that jumped over the barbed wired fence? It was udder catastrophe!
9. Me: I got bitten on my walk by a Great Dane **Her:** My God — imagine if it had been a small child
   **Me:** I could have fought off a small child, Barb
10. What do you call a cow jumping over a barbed wire fence? Udder Destruction.
    I swear this joke is funnier in person.
    Try it, trust me.
    p**... dropper for sure.

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Barbed One Liners

Which barbed one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with barbed? I can suggest the ones about ribbed and stabbed.

1. what happened to the cow when it jumped over the barbed wire fence? Udder destruction!
2. What do you call a cow jumping over a barbed wire fence? An udder disaster.
3. What do you call a cow jumping over a barbed wire fence ? Utter destruction...
4. What's grey, has spikes, and runs around a field? Barbed wire.
5. What do you get when you breed a snake with a hedgehog? Barbed wire
6. I said to my wife Barb, 'You make an excellent point.'
7. Did u hear about the cow that jumped over a barbed wire fence? It was udder destruction
8. A cow jumped over a barbed fence It was udder-destruction
9. What do you call a fishing hook without barbs? Debatable!
10. Once I saw a cow jump over a barbed wire fence Twas an utter catastrophe
11. What happens when a cow jumps over a barbed wire fence? Udder destruction
12. Which one is the most regretful vegetable in the garden? The rue-barb.
13. What do you call a hybrid between a snake and a headgehog? Barbed wire.
14. What's a Demogorgon's favorite event? A Barb-ecue!

Uproarious Barbed Jokes to Have a Laugh Out Loud Good Time

What funny jokes about barbed you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean razor jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make barbed pranks.