Barbecue Jokes

Following is our collection of hot funnies and charcoal chistes working better than reddit jokes. They include Barbecue puns for adults, dirty brisket jokes or clean meat gags for kids.

There is an abundance of steak jokes out there, and you're fortunate because we've a collection of favorite ones. Check out the funniest 44 jokes on the internet, even funnier than any grill witze you can hear about barbecue.

The Best jokes about Barbecue

What Do You Call A Line Of Men Waiting For A Haircut?

A Barbecue.

Christmas crackers are just full of laughs.

First came up with this joke when I was 5 and it's still the funniest thing I've ever said.

Q. What do you call a line of Barbies?

A. A Barbecue!

Why couldn't hitler go to the barbecue

He burnt the franks

My family and I were at a friend's house for a barbecue when it started to rain.

Our son commented, "The rain is wet."
My friend laughed and said, "Wow, talk about stating the obvious!"
"He's always doing that," my wife said. "I don't know who he gets it from..." she laughed, pointing in my direction.
After a few seconds, I turned to my friend and said, "He gets it from me."

What did one termite say to another in a burning building?

"Barbecue tonight!"


What do you call a Barbie on fire?

A Barbecue!







Be gentle. First post. And I remember making this up on a long car ride when I was just 4:)

What did the exasperated man serve at his barbecue?

Sheesh kebabs

What did the black guy get on his SATs?

Barbecue Sauce

So, did you hear what Lateesha get on her SATs?

Barbecue sauce.

Funny Story

As the coals from our barbecue burned down...
... our hosts passed out marshmallows and long roasting forks. Just then, two fire trucks roared by, sirens blaring, lights flashing. They stopped at a house right down the block.

All twelve of us raced out of the back yard, down the street, where we found the owners of the blazing house standing by helplessly.

They glared at us with looks of disgust.

Suddenly, we realized why.........we were all still holding our roasting forks with marshmallows on them...

Why couldn't the monkey use the barbecue?

He wasn't a grill'a


What does a cannibal bring to a barbecue? (OC)

Brats!

There was a long line at the doll factory the other day.

They were having a barbecue.

George Takei, George Clooney, George Lucas, and George R.R. Martin decided to have a barbecue.

They named their little get-together the "George" Four-Man Grill.

Fast thinking old man



The old farmer had a large pond in the back, fixed up nicely with picnic tables, a barbecue pit, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built.

One evening, the old guy decided to go down to the pond and look it over. He hadn't been there for a while. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.

As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny dipping in his pond. As he approached, he made the women aware of his presence.

At once, they all went to the deep end.

One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave."

The old man frowned, "I did not come down here to watch you young ladies swim naked, or to make you get out of the pond naked."

Holding up the bucket, he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."

Moral: Old men can still think fast!

Gambling is like a dwarf at a barbecue...

...The stakes are always just too high

What do you call a big ape that likes to barbecue?

A grilla'

I know she wanted to be cremated, and I know she didn't want a formal funeral...

...But was a "Family Barbecue" really the best idea?

I was at a barbecue party when a cow from a nearby farm charged me and chased me into a corner

It was at that moment I realized my life was at steak


How do nymphomaniacs like their barbecue ribs?

Bonin'.

BBQ joke (OC)

Mmmmmmm. This all reminds me of Fred. His motto was, Low and slow.

He was seriously into barbecue, huh?

No, unfortunately, he was a pilot

What do you call a monk at a barbecue?

Friar

A group of animal rights activists attempted to poison a barbecue

However, the poison didn't work. Should have tested it on animals.

They threw me out of the cinema today...

They threw me out of the cinema today for bringing my own food. But come on – the prices are way too high, plus I haven't had a barbecue in months. Β 

What does an abortion doctor bring to a barbecue?

Baby backs.

So I ruined the employee barbecue yesterday.

My boss wouldn't stop grilling me about it.

A bunch of scientists got together one day for a barbecue...

...and were cooking up sausages, but they were one short. They looked in the cooler, the fridge, everywhere they could think to look, but science still has yet to find the missing link.

Do you remember that barbecue?

You know, the one where I put my meat on your grill?

What did the redneck get on his SATs?

Barbecue sauce.

Cinema food

Got kicked out of the cinema today just because I took my own food! My argument was the prices they charge there are outrageous, and besides I haven't had a barbecue for ages...

Why did the skeleton go to a barbecue?

He broke his ribs and needed spares.

Why was the barbecue so happy?

He met the grill of his dreams!

I was thrown out the cinema for bringing my own food

That's completely unfair. The food their is so expensive and I've haven't had a barbecue in ages

This barbecue must be amazing.

Everything is at steak.

If a monastery had a barbecue, what would you call the chef?

Friar

My friend called me.

Him "What are you doing?"

Me "Burning fat."

Him "You mean sport?"

Me "I mean barbecue."

I burnt my hand on the barbecue.

Thankfully it was still edible

Why did so many people show up to see the cannibal get cremated?

His family advertised it as a barbecue.

this is ironic

apparently Joan of arc loved a good barbecue.

Pizza is like sex

If you're going to use barbecue sauce, you need to know what you're doing.

Why don't Mexicans barbecue?

The beans fall through the grill.

My wife's made me switch to a charcoal barbecue because I keep buying the wrong gas for our old one.

I think I might be Calor blind...

What do you call a line of men waiting to get a hair cut?

A barbecue

Q: Why don’t Oregon fans eat barbecue beans?

A: Because they keep falling through the holes in the grill

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends.

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