Barbecue Jokes

70 barbecue jokes and hilarious barbecue puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about barbecue that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Get ready to laugh out loud with this hilarious collection of Barbecue Jokes! From jokes about barbecue sauce to roasts and hot dogs, these fun and lighthearted jokes will have everyone chuckling. Get ready to fire up the grill and bring on the laughter!

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Funniest Barbecue Short Jokes

Short barbecue jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The barbecue humour may include short grill jokes also.

  1. First came up with this joke when I was 5 and it's still the funniest thing I've ever said. Q. What do you call a line of Barbies?
    A. A Barbecue!
  2. What do you call a Barbie on fire? A Barbecue!
    Be gentle. First post. And I remember making this up on a long car ride when I was just 4:)
  3. My great grandma couldn't stop giggling at our large family barbecue... I asked her what she found so funny?
    "Everyone here is alive, because I got laid." she said.
  4. George Takei, George Clooney, George Lucas, and George R.R. Martin decided to have a barbecue. They named their little get-together the "George" Four-Man Grill.
  5. At the office barbecue, I grilled a medium rare steak for my boss, and he said, I like it well done! I said, Thanks. That means a lot.
  6. Cinema food Got kicked out of the cinema today just because I took my own food! My argument was the prices they charge there are outrageous, and besides I haven't had a barbecue for ages...
  7. I was at a barbecue party when a cow from a nearby farm charged me and chased me into a corner It was at that moment I realized my life was at steak
  8. What do religious dads do at barbecues? They speak in tongs.
  9. How do nymphomaniacs like their barbecue ribs? Bonin'.
  10. BBQ joke (OC) Mmmmmmm. This all reminds me of Fred. His motto was, Low and slow.
    He was seriously into barbecue, huh?
    No, unfortunately, he was a pilot

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Barbecue One Liners

Which barbecue one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with barbecue? I can suggest the ones about picnic and bonfire.

  1. What Do You Call A Line Of Men Waiting For A Haircut? A Barbecue.
  2. What did one termite say to another in a burning building? "Barbecue tonight!"
  3. What did the exasperated man serve at his barbecue? Sheesh kebabs
  4. What did the black guy get on his SATs? Barbecue Sauce
  5. What do you call a monkey at a barbecue? A g'rilla!
  6. So, did you hear what Lateesha get on her SATs? Barbecue sauce.
  7. Why couldn't the monkey use the barbecue? He wasn't a grill'a
  8. What does a cannibal bring to a barbecue? (OC) Brats!
  9. What do you call barbecuing without utensils? Pain-steaking
  10. Why don't midgets like barbecues? because the steaks are too high.
  11. There was a long line at the doll factory the other day. They were having a barbecue.
  12. Gambling is like a dwarf at a barbecue... ...The stakes are always just too high
  13. How to call a line of people waiting to buy the new Barbie doll at a toy store? Barbecue
  14. What do you call a big ape that likes to barbecue? A grilla'
  15. What do you call a FBI barbecue party A steak out

Barbecue Day Jokes

Here is a list of funny barbecue day jokes and even better barbecue day puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • This year, the White House's memorial day Barbecue will be serving sliders... Or as Trump calls them, "regular-sized hamburgers."
  • What do sheep do on a sunny day. Have a barbecue. What do sheep do on a sunny day. Have a barbecue.
  • What's the best day to make a barbecue? Fry-day

Barbecue Ribs Jokes

Here is a list of funny barbecue ribs jokes and even better barbecue ribs puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Why did the skeleton go to a barbecue? He broke his ribs and needed spares.
  • What does a frog do when it barbecues? Rib it...duh!
Barbecue joke, What does a frog do when it barbecues?

Barbecue Sauce Jokes

Here is a list of funny barbecue sauce jokes and even better barbecue sauce puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What did the r**... get on his SATs? Barbecue sauce.
  • Pizza is like s**... If you're going to use barbecue sauce, you need to know what you're doing.
Barbecue joke, Pizza is like s**...

Heartwarming Barbecue Jokes that Make You Laugh

What funny jokes about barbecue you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean pulled pork jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make barbecue pranks.

A skydiver jumps from a plane

but nothing happens when he pulls his rip-cord. He pulls the cord on his secondary c**..., but this too is broken. As he is hurdling toward the earth, he sees a man coming straight up toward him. 'Hey!' shouts the skydiver. 'Know anything about parachutes?!' 'No!' shouts the man. 'Know anything about gas barbecues?!'

this is ironic

apparently Joan of arc loved a good barbecue.

Do you remember that barbecue?

You know, the one where I put my meat on your grill?

A bunch of scientists got together one day for a barbecue...

...and were cooking up sausages, but they were one short. They looked in the cooler, the fridge, everywhere they could think to look, but science still has yet to find the missing link.

Why isn't h**... allowed at barbecues?

Because he burns all the franks but leaves one undercooked.

What do you call a Jewish minister that barbecues?

A Ribeye.

Why couldn't h**... go to the barbecue

He burnt the franks

I know she wanted to be cremated, and I know she didn't want a formal f**......

...But was a "Family Barbecue" really the best idea?

So I ruined the employee barbecue yesterday.

My boss wouldn't stop grilling me about it.

Why was the barbecue so happy?

He met the grill of his dreams!

My family and I were at a friend's house for a barbecue when it started to rain.

Our son commented, "The rain is wet."
My friend laughed and said, "Wow, talk about stating the obvious!"
"He's always doing that," my wife said. "I don't know who he gets it from..." she laughed, pointing in my direction.
After a few seconds, I turned to my friend and said, "He gets it from me."

Why was the computer nerd sad that there weren't any barbecues with wifi?

Because there aren't any grills on the internet.

If a monastery had a barbecue, what would you call the chef?


I was thrown out the cinema for bringing my own food

That's completely unfair. The food their is so expensive and I've haven't had a barbecue in ages

What do you call a monk at a barbecue?


They threw me out of the cinema today...

They threw me out of the cinema today for bringing my own food. But come on – the prices are way too high, plus I haven't had a barbecue in months.  

My wife's made me switch to a charcoal barbecue because I keep buying the wrong gas for our old one.

I think I might be Calor blind...

My friend called me.

Him "What are you doing?"
Me "Burning fat."
Him "You mean sport?"
Me "I mean barbecue."

A group of animal rights activists attempted to poison a barbecue

However, the poison didn't work. Should have tested it on animals.

What does an abortion doctor bring to a barbecue?

Baby backs.

Two cannibals meet one day.

The first cannibal says, You know, I just can't seem to get a tender m**.... I've baked them, I've roasted them, I've stewed them, I've barbecued them, I've tried every sort of marinade. Just can't seem to get them tender.
The second cannibal asks, What kind of m**... do you use?
The first replies, You know, the ones that hang out at that place at the bend of the river. They have those brown cloaks with a rope around their waist and they're sort of bald on top with a funny ring of hair on their heads.
Ah, ha! the second cannibal replies, No wonder… those are friars!

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