The Best 47 Barbecue Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Barbecue jokes. There are some barbecue charcoal jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these barbecue meat puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Barbecue Jokes and Puns

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Mmmmmmm. This all reminds me of Fred. His motto was, Low and slow.

He was seriously into barbecue, huh?

No, unfortunately, he was a pilot

Cinema food

Got kicked out of the cinema today just because I took my own food! My argument was the prices they charge there are outrageous, and besides I haven't had a barbecue for ages...

So, did you hear what Lateesha get on her SATs?

Barbecue sauce.

Barbecue joke, So, did you hear what Lateesha get on her SATs?

What did the black guy get on his SATs?

Barbecue Sauce

What does a cannibal bring to a barbecue? (OC)

Brats!


What did one termite say to another in a burning building?

"Barbecue tonight!"

First came up with this joke when I was 5 and it's still the funniest thing I've ever said.

Q. What do you call a line of Barbies?

A. A Barbecue!

Barbecue joke, First came up with this joke when I was 5 and it's still the funniest thing I've ever said.

Why did so many people show up to see the cannibal get cremated?

His family advertised it as a barbecue.

this is ironic

apparently Joan of arc loved a good barbecue.

What Do You Call A Line Of Men Waiting For A Haircut?

A Barbecue.

Do you remember that barbecue?

You know, the one where I put my meat on your grill?

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Why don't Mexicans barbecue?

The beans fall through the grill.

Gambling is like a dwarf at a barbecue...

...The stakes are always just too high

This barbecue must be amazing.

Everything is at steak.

George Takei, George Clooney, George Lucas, and George R.R. Martin decided to have a barbecue.

They named their little get-together the "George" Four-Man Grill.

I was at a barbecue party when a cow from a nearby farm charged me and chased me into a corner

It was at that moment I realized my life was at steak

Barbecue joke, I was at a barbecue party when a cow from a nearby farm charged me and chased me into a corner

A bunch of scientists got together one day for a barbecue...

...and were cooking up sausages, but they were one short. They looked in the cooler, the fridge, everywhere they could think to look, but science still has yet to find the missing link.

Pizza is like sex

If you're going to use barbecue sauce, you need to know what you're doing.

Why couldn't hitler go to the barbecue

He burnt the franks


I know she wanted to be cremated, and I know she didn't want a formal funeral...

...But was a "Family Barbecue" really the best idea?

So I ruined the employee barbecue yesterday.

My boss wouldn't stop grilling me about it.

Why did the skeleton go to a barbecue?

He broke his ribs and needed spares.

I was enjoying a variety of different barbecue items until I began choking

It was the wurst.

Why was the barbecue so happy?

He met the grill of his dreams!

What did the redneck get on his SATs?

Barbecue sauce.

What do you call a Barbie on fire?

A Barbecue!

Be gentle. First post. And I remember making this up on a long car ride when I was just 4:)

There was a long line at the doll factory the other day.

They were having a barbecue.

My family and I were at a friend's house for a barbecue when it started to rain.

Our son commented, "The rain is wet."
My friend laughed and said, "Wow, talk about stating the obvious!"
"He's always doing that," my wife said. "I don't know who he gets it from..." she laughed, pointing in my direction.
After a few seconds, I turned to my friend and said, "He gets it from me."

This year, the White House's Memorial Day Barbecue will be serving sliders...

Or as Trump calls them, "regular-sized hamburgers."

How do nymphomaniacs like their barbecue ribs?

Bonin'.

I burnt my hand on the barbecue.

Thankfully it was still edible

Why couldn't the monkey use the barbecue?

He wasn't a grill'a

If a monastery had a barbecue, what would you call the chef?

Friar

I was thrown out the cinema for bringing my own food

That's completely unfair. The food their is so expensive and I've haven't had a barbecue in ages

What did the exasperated man serve at his barbecue?

Sheesh kebabs

What do you call a monk at a barbecue?

Friar

They threw me out of the cinema today...

They threw me out of the cinema today for bringing my own food. But come on – the prices are way too high, plus I haven't had a barbecue in months. Β 

My wife's made me switch to a charcoal barbecue because I keep buying the wrong gas for our old one.

I think I might be Calor blind...

My friend called me.

Him "What are you doing?"

Me "Burning fat."

Him "You mean sport?"

Me "I mean barbecue."

A group of animal rights activists attempted to poison a barbecue

However, the poison didn't work. Should have tested it on animals.

Me and my wife moved to a new neighbourhood and the new neighbours invited us over to a barbecue.

We had a nice meat and great.

A pig, a cow, and a chicken walk into a barbecue.

The End

What's a spider's favorite brand of barbecue grill?

A Weber.

What do you call a big ape that likes to barbecue?

A grilla'

What does an abortion doctor bring to a barbecue?

Baby backs.

Q: Why don’t Oregon fans eat barbecue beans?

A: Because they keep falling through the holes in the grill

At the office barbecue, I grilled a medium rare steak for my boss, and he said, I like it well done!

I said, Thanks. That means a lot.

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