Barbecue Day Jokes
7 barbecue day jokes and hilarious barbecue day puns to laugh out loud. Read holiday jokes about barbecue day that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Barbecue Day Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good barbecue day joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
Two cannibals meet one day.
The first cannibal says, You know, I just can't seem to get a tender m**.... I've baked them, I've roasted them, I've stewed them, I've barbecued them, I've tried every sort of marinade. Just can't seem to get them tender.
The second cannibal asks, What kind of m**... do you use?
The first replies, You know, the ones that hang out at that place at the bend of the river. They have those brown cloaks with a rope around their waist and they're sort of bald on top with a funny ring of hair on their heads.
Ah, ha! the second cannibal replies, No wonder… those are friars!
There was a long line at the doll factory the other day.
They were having a barbecue.
A bunch of scientists got together one day for a barbecue...
...and were cooking up sausages, but they were one short. They looked in the cooler, the fridge, everywhere they could think to look, but science still has yet to find the missing link.
This year, the White House's memorial day Barbecue will be serving sliders...
Or as Trump calls them, "regular-sized hamburgers."
What do sheep do on a sunny day. Have a barbecue.
What do sheep do on a sunny day. Have a barbecue.
What's the best day to make a barbecue?
Fry-day
A Cannibal Joke
Two cannibals meet one day. The first cannibal says, You know, I just can't seem to get a tender m**..., I've baked them, I have roasted them, I've stewed them, I've barbecued them, I've tried every sort of marinade. I just can't seem to get them tender.
The second cannibal asks, What kind of m**... do you use?
The other replies, You know, the ones that hang out at the place at the bend of the lake. They have those brown cloaks with a funny ring of hair on their heads.
Aha! the second cannibal replies. No wonder – those are friars!
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