Barbarian Jokes
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A barbarian s**... in Rome somehow won the attention of Caesar's daughter
They became lovers. To avoid pregnancy, they agreed to o**... s**... only. After just a few encounters, they were caught in the act. At first the barbarian, imprisoned and sentenced to fight to entertain the crowd, regretted his poor judgment.
Eventually, though, he was gladiator.
Why is the barbarian carrying a skillet?
Wizard: Why is the barbarian carrying a skillet?
Bard: He thinks it's his spellcasting focus.
Wizard: He has spells?
Bard: Just one. Every time he hits someone with it, he shouts "Cast iron!"
Why did the barbarian mug the bard?
So he could take the lute!
What is the definition of a Barbarian?
It's someone who cuts hair in a library.
What do French barbarians wear to protect their eyes?
Gaul-gles.
(Courtesy of my eight year old.)
What do you call a barbarian in a reflective vest?
A high-Visigoth.
I'm lactose intolerant, but I still eat chees because I'm not a barbarian.
I'm a cultured man
There was a king.
He was having a problem with barbarians in his kingdom, so he began sending guards to patrol the roads at night.
One of his nobles sent some of his city guard to help with the efforts, and a fool to keep the king's mood up.
The king was polite, but full of pride, so he sent the guards back with the message, "I have plenty of guards of my own, but I appreciate the jester."
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