The Best 10 Barbarian Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Barbarian jokes. There are some barbarian conan jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these barbarian bestial puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Barbarian Jokes and Puns

A barbarian slave in Rome somehow won the attention of Caesar's daughter

They became lovers. To avoid pregnancy, they agreed to oral sex only. After just a few encounters, they were caught in the act. At first the barbarian, imprisoned and sentenced to fight to entertain the crowd, regretted his poor judgment.

Eventually, though, he was gladiator.

What is the definition of a Barbarian?

It's someone who cuts hair in a library.

I'm lactose intolerant, but I still eat chees because I'm not a barbarian.

I'm a cultured man

Why did the princess marry the barbarian?

Because she thought he was brutiful

I need your best Scottish joke, asap! Scottish stepdad's birthday today.

I need a good Scottish joke or two to make fun of his primitive Tartan wearin' bagpipe blowin' and Braveheart barbarian culture.

Preferably, the joke will make fun of Scots as a bunch of useless drunkards subjugated by the English.

This is becoming a bit of a birthday tradition so give me your best!


When it comes to talk show hosts I don't usually go for Conan...

I find his humor and style a bit too Barbarian for my personal taste

Why was the barbarian sad all the time?

He was a Goth

Me and my friends went to the Barbershop after a long quarantine, We sat their and the head barbarian said ,

Buckle up boys!! it's gonna be hairy.

What do you call a gay female barbarian?

A raging lesbian.

Why was the farmer considered a barbarian?

Because he's good at laying waste

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the barbarian kami jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working barbarian thespian piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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