Barbara Jokes
25 barbara jokes and hilarious barbara puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about barbara that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Laughter is the best medicine! Read this hilarious compilation of jokes featuring Barbara, Ann, Carol and Mary. From Santa Barbara's iconic Highway to the barter system, these jokes are sure to bring the laughs. Get ready to chuckle and have a good time!
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Funniest Barbara Short Jokes
Short barbara jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The barbara humour may include short carol jokes also.
- What do you call it when one president comes in and another president comes out? Barbara's bush
- In an interview Barbara Walters asks OJ Simpson if he thinks he will ever be married again... He says, "I don't know... One of these days, I might take another stab at it."
- Santa-Barbara. Santa Barbara. Santa, Barbara... its not a matter of pronounciation
its the reason i filed for divorce on christmas morning. - If Bill O'Reilly and Barbara Walters got married what would they name the baby? Baba O'Reilly
- What do you call it when Barbara Corcoran, Kevin O'leary, and Rob Herjavec get together? Denture Capitalism
- You need glasses when you do maths Because it helps with division.
-Barbara from Rooster Teeth - Barbara Bush died yesterday Well, at least now the Bush with the least energy is no longer Jeb!
- Barbara Bush died and recently met with Arnold Schwarzenegger. Maybe she was just terminated.
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Barbara One Liners
Which barbara one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with barbara? I can suggest the ones about jack and overwhelming.
- What did the zombies eat at the picnic? Barbara Q.
- What is a sheep's favorite song? Ba ba ba ba Barbara Ann
- What do you call a female barber? barbara
- What is Mrs. Claus's real name? Santa Barbara.
- Why did Barbara Bush die? They fertilized her too much.
- "RIP Barbara Bush," "the only woman who was 92 for 30 years."
- Barbara Bush, Avicii, and Verne Troyer. I guess Death comes in 2.25's.
- Who are they going to put on the oatmeal Box? Now that Barbara Bush is dead....
Humorous Barbara Jokes to Bring Fun and Laughter to Your Life
What funny jokes about barbara you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make barbara pranks.
Barbara Walters once did a story on gender roles in Kabul, Afghanistan, several years before the Afghan conflict. She noted that women customarily walked five paces behind their husbands...
She recently returned to Kabul and observed that women still walked behind their husbands, despite the overthrow of the oppressive Taliban regime and women seemed happy to maintain the old custom.
Ms. Walters approached one of the Afghani women and asked, "Why do you still abide by an old custom, that you once tried so desperately to change?"
The woman looked Ms. Walters straight in the eyes, and without hesitation said, "Land mines."
A woman must walk 5 paces behind...
Barbara Walters did a story on gender roles in Kabul, Afghanistan, several years before the Afghan conflict.
She noted that women customarily walked five paces behind their husbands.
She recently returned to Kabul and observed that women still walked behind their husbands, despite the overthrow of the oppressive Taliban regime and women seemed happy to maintain the old custom.
Ms. Walters approached one of the Afghani women and asked, "Why do you still abide by an old custom, that you once tried so desperately to change?"
The woman looked Ms. Walters straight in the eyes, and without hesitation said, "Land mines."
Mr. Smith, the president of a large corporation...
One day Mr. Smith, the president of a large corporation, called his vice-president, Dave, into his office and said, "We're making some cutbacks, so either Jack or Barbara will have to be laid off." Dave looked at Mr. Smith and said, "Barbara is my best worker, but Jack has a wife and three kids. I don't know whom to fire."
The next morning Dave waited for his employees to arrive. Barbara was the first to come in, so Dave said, "Barbara, I've got a problem. You see, I've got to lay you or j**... and I don't know what to do?" Barbara replied, "Well, you'd better j**.... I've got a headache."
George and Barbara Bush were driving through Texas...
...when the First Couple stopped at a restaurant.
Barbara Bush recognized the waiter was an ex-boyfriend from high school. George and Barbara had a friendly conversation with the waiter, and then continued their drive.
In the car, George Bush said to Barbara, "Can you imagine what life would be like if you'd married him instead of me?"
Barbara Bush replied, "Yes. He'd be President and you'd be serving coffee."
In Santa Barbara...
restaurant employees could face up to six months jail time for giving out straws.
That means seconds before the ban went into effect, a waiter could have handed one out and said, "This is the last straw."
Who is Santa Claus?
Because if in Spanish, "Santo" or "San" is used for male saints...
(San Francisco, San Diego)
And "Santa" is used for female saints...
(Santa Monica, Santa Barbara)
Wouldn't that make Santa Claus t**...?
Barbara Walters once did a story on gender roles in Kabul, Afghanistan, several years before the Afghan conflict. She noted that women customarily walked five paces behind their husbands...
Land mines.
