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  1. Barack Obama goes to a costume party while giving his wife a piggyback ride. Someone asks him what he's dressed up as and he responds I'm a snail! That's M'shell on my back
  2. Hillary Clinton lost last time to the first African American president, Barack Obama. Why will she lose this one to Donald Trump? Because orange is the new black.
  3. How did Barack propose to Michelle? He got down on one knee and said, "I don't wanna be Obama self."
  4. Barack Obama is having a race with joe Biden around the white house. After finishing the race Obama says "Whew, just under 10 minutes. Did I break the record?"
    Biden replies "No, Bush did 9:11."
  5. What's the difference between Donald Trump and Barack Obama? One gets made fun of for the color of his skin, and the other is Barack Obama!
  6. What did Barack say to Michele when he asked her to marry him? I don't wanna be Obama self.
  7. What did barack obama say to Michelle when he proposed to her? I don't want to be Obama self.
  8. Biden and Barack don't tell each other "yo mama" jokes... they tell each other Jo 'Bama jokes.
    (I'm sorry, it's terrible)
  9. What did Barack Obama write inside his Valentines card? "I'm glad I've got you Michelle; I didn't want to be Obamaself"
  10. You know, people in the 1970s thought there would be a black president when pigs fly... Then Barack Obama was elected. And after a year, swine flu.

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Barack One Liners

Which barack one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with barack? I can suggest the ones about president and inauguration.

  1. Where does Obama keep his armies? In the Baracks.
  2. What did Edward Snowden say when he bumped into Barack Obama? Pardon me
  3. Why does Japan love Obama? He is first Barack president.
  4. What did Barack Obama say when he dropped his shell at the beach? Oh no Michelle !
  5. What's the president's favorite vegetable? Barack-oli
  6. How do get Donald Trump to change a lightbulb? Tell him Barack Obama installed it.
  7. What did Hillary say when she bumped into Barack Obama at the White House? Pardon me.
  8. What is Obama's favorite vegetable? Barack-oli
  9. Had me a Barack Obama valentines day. Obama self.
  10. What does Barack Obama say when his workweek is done? Yes weekend
  11. Does anyone know what Barack Obama's favorite nut is? Yes, pecan!
  12. What is President Obama's favorite genre of music? Barack 'n Roll.
    Ba dum tss.
  13. Barack Obama 1,000,000 people showed up to his inauguration, only 14 missed work.
  14. Did you here about the two faces being added to MT. Rushmore? Barack Obama!
  15. Yo mama is so ugly that she made Barack Obama lose hope!

Barack Obama Jokes

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  • Barack Obama: Most of the time, all he wanted was to be invisible.
    "Now, let me be clear."
  • Obama The Dark Knight (2008) The Dark Knight Rises (2012) Congratulations, Barack Obama.
  • What do Barack Obama and Donald Trump have in common? Both are former presidents of the USA and both are harassed for the color of their skin.
  • Barack Obama and Mitt Romney are both on a sinking ship... Barack Obama and mitt romney are both on a sinking ship; both of them are drowning. Who gets saved?!?
    The answer: AMERICA!!!
  • Barack Obama walks into a subaru dealership... The salesman asked him, "What are you looking for?"
    Obama says, "I'm looking for a replacement because my legacy got wrecked."
  • Hillary went for dinner with Barack Obama the other day I heard he was very polite, but hillary brought her own private server.
  • I mailed my maths homework to Barack Obama, Vladimir Putin and Queen Elizabeth II ...it said to give my answers to 3 significant figures.
  • What did Republicans think was so terrible about Barack's presidency? It was an Obama-nation!
  • I had a chat with Barack Obama today... My mum was confused as to why I was talking to the microwave.
  • Obama ran around the whitehouse with Biden. Their total time was 9:48. When they had finished Biden said "Hey Barack, did we beat the record?" Out of breath Obama said "No, Bush did 9:11"

President Barack Jokes

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  • Lonely Obama What is the previous president, Mr. Barack's, go to song when he is lonely?
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    O-ba-ma-self..don't wanna be!
  • What do you call chapstick made by President Barack Obama A lip oBALMa
  • Barack Obama couldn't have been that great a president.... After all, we went black and then went back.
  • Me: After Barack it will be a while before we got another president of color. Me now:...I didn't think it would happen so soon, and that the color would be orange
  • Barack Obama was elected president of the USA because Chuck Norris said so.
    He remind him of Trivette...
  • Barack Obama If Barack Obama was such a good President where is Barack Obama II?
  • About the Presidency of the United States If it ain't Barack, don't fix it. ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯
  • I can't believe we have a barack president. It's an obamanation!
  • Everyone should support President Obama and her husband Barack
  • Is President Obama white? No, he's Barack!
Barack joke, Is President Obama white?

Barack Michelle Jokes

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  • What does Barack say to Michelle when they're getting adventurous with their House of Cards roleplay? "Let me be Claire."
  • What did Barack say when Michelle left him I'm Obama self now
  • Michelle left Obama today for her lesbian lover. I guess in this case, Scissors beats Barack.
  • Why did Barack and Michelle have a fight during foreplay? Because she said put-in.
  • Why does Michelle Obama love fried chicken? Because it goes great with steamed Barack-oli.
Barack joke, Why does Michelle Obama love fried chicken?

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Hilarious Barack Jokes to Make Your Friends Roar with Laughter

What funny jokes about barack you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean bush jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make barack prank.

So Obama calls Romney....

And says, I got good news and bad news. Romney says "What is it?" Obama says "Well the good news is I think it's time for a m**... president." "That's great Barack! What's the bad news?" Obama chuckles and says "My baptism is next Sunday"

Inauguration Limerick by Stephen Colbert

There once was a man named Barack
Whose re-election came as a shock
He raised taxes I pay
And turned marriage gay
And now he's coming after your Glock

The Russian President Vladimir Putin called Barack Obama with an emergency request

Mr President, we need help. Our largest c**... factory has exploded, the Russian President explained. My people now have no method of birth control! This is a true disaster!
Vladimir, said Obama, the American people would be happy to do anything within their power to help you.
We do need your help, said Putin.
Could you possibly send one million condoms to tide us over? No problem, I'm on it, said Obama.
Oh, and one more small favour, please? said Putin. Yes? said Obama.
Can you supply the condoms red in colour and at least ten inches long and four inches in diameter?
No problem, replied Obama, and with that, he hung up and called the CEO of Durex. I need a favour, you've got to make one million condoms right away and send them to Russia.
Consider it done, said the CEO of Durex.
Great! Now listen, they have to be red in colour, ten inches long and four inches wide.
Easily done. Anything else?
Yes, says Obama. Print 'MADE IN USA, SIZE MEDIUM' on each one.

Barack Obama was out jogging one day...

When he tripped, and fell over a bridge railing and landed in the river below. Before secret service could get to him, 3 kids who were fishing pulled him out of the water. He was so grateful he offered the kids whatever they wanted in return for saving his life. The first kid said, "I want to go to Disney world!" To which Obama replied, "not a problem, I'll even fly you there in Air Force one." The second kid then says, "I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordan's!" "You got it." Said Obama. "I'll even have Michael Jordan himself sign them." Then the third kid says, "I want a motorized wheelchair with a built in big screen tv and headset." Obama seemed a bit confused at this. "You don't look like yore handicapped." He said. To which the kid replied, "I will be after my dad finds out I saved you from drowning.

Barack Obama and Vladimir Putin were in a meeting

Obama said, "Mr. Putin, the reason that I love my country is that a man can walk right into The White House and say, 'I don't like the way that Barack Obama is running The United States of America.'"
Putin responded, "That's true in Russia, too. Anyone can walk into the Kremlin and say, 'I don't like the way that Barack Obama is running the United States of America.'"

Barack Obama walks into a Halloween Party with the First Lady on his shoulders...

...the doorman says, "Excuse me Mr. President, but this is a Halloween party. Why aren't you dressed up?" Obama says, "I am dressed up! I'm a snail. I got Michelle on my back."

Obama walks into a bar.....

Some time passes after the 2016 US Presidential election, and Barack Obama passes away from old age. He gets bored after a while in heaven, and asks God if he can return to Earth for a while to see how the good ole' US of A is turning out. God agrees.
Obama returns to Brooklyn, and walks into a bar, ordering a beer. He asks the barkeep "How's the country? How are foreign affairs? Any problems currently being faced?"
"Oh, nothing at all, sir. We're an empire now. We're successful."
"But what about Iraq and Afghanistan? Those were t**... hotspots not too long ago?"
"We control it now. We're an empire. Everything is good."
"But what about Europe, Asia, and their financial crises?"
"That too has been taken care of. We are now finally an empire."
Pleased at the outlook of the country he once led, Obama asks the bartender for the bill:
"65 rubles, sir", replies the bartender.

What did the homeless man say to Barack Obama?

"Can I have some 'change'?"

Why do the birthers...?

Why do the Birthers care about where Barack Obama was born (Hawaii, not Kenya) and not where Ted Cruz was born (Canada, not Texas)?
Because Barack Obama is black.

Hollywood is remaking the classic film "Who dares wins"

This time however it is not about the SAS, but Barack Obama visiting Dallas in an open top limo.

A comedian, a r**..., and the President of the United States are in an elevator ..

and then Barack says to the other guy "Always liked you most in The Cosby Show".

If Barack and Joe were in a buddy cope movie, would it be called "Abiden By The Law"?

So Donald Trump wants Barack Obama and Bill Gates to talk about shutting down the internet.

Shouldn't Al Gore be a part of that conversation?

Barack Obama is planning to tighten gun purchase loopholes by executive order this week.

Republicans are already planning to shoot it down.

"Most of Refugees are Doctors and Engineers" -Barack Obama

Thats right, they are all gynecologists

Barack Obama's initials are B.O.

When he leaves the Oval Office it sure is going to stink.

In honor of Throwback Thursday, here's a joke from 2008.

What will happen if Hillary Clinton becomes president?
She will file for divorce.
And what will happen if Barack Obama becomes president?
He'll have the White House repainted.

Donald Trump is the most unifying voice in American politics.

When was the last time Barack Obama, Paul Ryan, Jon Stewart, Glenn Beck, Bernie Sanders, George Bush, Elizabeth Warren, Mitt Romney, Bill Clinton, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Al Gore, John McCain, and Hillary Clinton all agreed on anything?

Honestly, I'm just amazed he managed to pull it off.

When he first ran for president, nobody thought he could do it. When he started gaining in the polls, we all "knew" how it would end. But he showed us we were all wrong.
Congratulations to Barack Obama going eight years without being shot.

Barack Obama and Vladimir Putin went fishing...

After a couple of hours, Obama was flinging his arms around, swatting mosquitos away, while Putin sat there, watching the pond, unbothered.
"How is it, that these bloodsuckers only target my blood reserves?" Asked Obama. "They don't bite you at all!"
Putin smiled knowingly and replied: "They're not allowed to".

What would Obama's wrestling name be?

Dwayne "Barack" Johnson

Just last week a smiling Barack Obama overpaid for hot dogs at my stand, but kindly insisted I "keep the change, son, I don't want it"

It was at this moment I realized how far our beloved president had truly fallen.

Donald Trump, Barack Obama, The Pope and a small Mexican kid were on a plane

Donald Trump, Barack Obama, The Pope and a small Mexican kid were on a plane, the plane was plummeting and was going to c**... into a building.
There were only 3 parachutes. "I'm the greatest man here, I'll take a parachute" said Obama. "I'm the smartest man in here so I'll take a parachute" said Trump. They both grabbed their parachutes and lept out of the plane.
The pope said to the young boy. "Go ahead son, take the parachute". The boy replied "It's alright, the smartest man in the world just took my school bag."

Barack V/s Trump

Barack Obama and Donald Trump somehow ended up at the same barber shop, can you just imagine…

As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken. The barbers were both afraid to start a conversation, for fear it would turn n**....

As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Trump in his chair reached for the aftershave.

But Donald was quick to stop him, jokingly saying, "No thanks. My wife, Melania, will smell that and think I've been in a brothel."

The second barber turned to Barack and said, "How about you, Mr. Obama ?"

Barack replied, "Go right ahead, my wife Michelle, doesn't know what the inside of a brothel smells like."

What did Barack Obama say after he was asked if he had a favorite type of nut?

..."Yes. Pe. Can!"

Obama vs trump

Donald Trump and Barack Obama ended up at the same barber shop. As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken. The barbers were both afraid to start a conversation, for fear that it would turn n**.... As the barbers finished their shaves in silence, the one who had Trump in his chair reached for the aftershave. But Donald was quick to stop him, jokingly saying, "No thanks. My wife, Melania, will smell that and think I've been in a brothel." The second barber turned to Barack and said, "How about you, Mr. Obama?" Barack replied, "Go right ahead, my wife Michelle doesn't know what the inside of a brothel smells like."
Source : Quora

What does Barack Obama call i**... aliens? source: http://www.jokes4us.com/celebrityjokes/barackobamajokes.html

George W Bush, Barack Obama, and Trump all die and go to heaven.

Upon arriving, God asks them respectively what they believe in.
Bush said he believes in American exceptionalism, the right to bear arms, and the free market.
God said alright, you can take this seat to my right.
Obama said he believes in everyone having Healthcare, equal rights for all, and sustainability.
God invited him to take the seat to His left.
Trump said "I believe you're in my seat"

Barack and Trump found themselves at a local barbershop. As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Trump reached for the aftershave. Donald was quick to stop him, saying, "No thanks. My wife, will smell that and think I've been in a brothel."

The second barber turned to Barack and said, "How about you, Mr. Obama?" Barack replied, "Go right ahead, my wife doesn't know what the inside of a brothel smells like.

One of the better Trump jokes I have heard

Donald Trump and Barack Obama ended up at the same barber shop. As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken. The barbers were both afraid to start a conversation, for fear that it would turn n**.... As the barbers finished their shaves in silence, the one who had Trump in his chair reached for the aftershave. But Donald was quick to stop him, jokingly saying, "No thanks. My wife, Melania, will smell that and think I've been in a brothel." The second barber turned to Barack and said, "How about you, Mr. Obama?" Barack replied, "Go right ahead, my wife, Michelle, doesn't know what the inside of a brothel smells like."

How would Barack describe the current US administration?

An Obama-nation

Obama milk joke

Barack Obama: We’ve already announced over 500 reforms, and just a fraction of them will save business and citizens more than $10 billion over the next five years. We got rid of one rule from 40 years ago that could have forced some dairy farmers to spend $10,000 a year proving that they could contain a spill — because milk was somehow classified as an oil. With a rule like that, I guess it was worth crying over spilled milk.

what do global warming and Barack Obama have in common?

Trump likes to pretend they don't exist

So there were 4 people on a private jet

Oprah Winfrey, Donald trump, Barack obama, and this little girl.
In the middle of there flight, the engine shuts down and and there going to c**....
So Oprah Winfrey says the world needs me and grabs a parachute and jumps off.
Then Donald trump grabs a parachute and jumps off without saying anything.
Then there's only one parachute left.
Barack Obama says to the girl, little girl, you are the future to our country, you take the last parachute.
Then the little girl says actually there's two left.
Barack Obama says how ?
Then the little girl says because trump just took my school backpack.

It's time now America brought their retired professionals back to sort out this virus mess...

Like doctors, nurses, Barack Obama. ..

Joe : Barack....

Joe : Barack....
Obama : yes Joe, we have to go our on ways after our term is over.
Joe : I'll miss you man. I'm going to be....
Obama : Don't you say it !
Joe : I'm going to be ... *cries* .....*sobs*.
Obama : don't you ever say it !
Joe : it's just.... I'm going to be... *sighs*
Joe : OBAMASELFFF

Barack joke, Barack Obama goes to a costume party while giving his wife a piggyback ride. Someone asks him what h

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