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Barack Obama and Mitt Romney are both on a sinking ship...

Barack Obama and Mitt Romney are both on a sinking ship; both of them are drowning. Who gets saved?!?

The answer: AMERICA!!!

Barack Obama and Vladimir Putin were in a meeting

Obama said, "Mr. Putin, the reason that I love my country is that a man can walk right into The White House and say, 'I don't like the way that Barack Obama is running The United States of America.'"

Putin responded, "That's true in Russia, too. Anyone can walk into the Kremlin and say, 'I don't like the way that Barack Obama is running the United States of America.'"

Barack Obama walks into a Halloween Party with the First Lady on his shoulders...

...the doorman says, "Excuse me Mr. President, but this is a Halloween party. Why aren't you dressed up?" Obama says, "I am dressed up! I'm a snail. I got Michelle on my back."

Bara joke, Barack Obama walks into a Halloween Party with the First Lady on his shoulders...

What did Barack Obama say when he dropped his shell at the beach?

Oh no Michelle !

Barakaysan la hadal sida Maalinta burcad ah!


If Barack and Joe were in a buddy cope movie, would it be called "Abiden By The Law"?

Barack Obama

1,000,000 people showed up to his inauguration, only 14 missed work.

Bara joke, Barack Obama

Barack Obama is planning to tighten gun purchase loopholes by executive order this week.

Republicans are already planning to shoot it down.

Barack Obama is having a race with Joe Biden around the white house.

After finishing the race Obama says "Whew, just under 10 minutes. Did I break the record?"

Biden replies "No, Bush did 9:11."

What does Barack Obama say when his workweek is done?

Yes weekend

What did Barack say to Michele when he asked her to marry him?

I don't wanna be Obama self.

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How did Barack propose to Michelle?

He got down on one knee and said, "I don't wanna be Obama self."

Me: After Barack it will be a while before we got another president of color.

Me now:...I didn't think it would happen so soon, and that the color would be orange

Barack Obama and Vladimir Putin went fishing...

After a couple of hours, Obama was flinging his arms around, swatting mosquitos away, while Putin sat there, watching the pond, unbothered.

"How is it, that these bloodsuckers only target my blood reserves?" Asked Obama. "They don't bite you at all!"

Putin smiled knowingly and replied: "They're not allowed to".

What does Barack say to Michelle when they're getting adventurous with their House of Cards roleplay?

"Let me be Claire."

What did Barack Obama write inside his Valentines card?

"I'm glad I've got you Michelle; I didn't want to be Obamaself"

Bara joke, What did Barack Obama write inside his Valentines card?

Barack Obama:

Most of the time, all he wanted was to be invisible.

"Now, let me be clear."

What did Barack Obama say to Michelle when he proposed to her?

I don't want to be Obama self.

What did Barack Obama say after he was asked if he had a favorite type of nut?

..."Yes. Pe. Can!"


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Barack and Trump found themselves at a local barbershop. As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Trump reached for the aftershave. Donald was quick to stop him, saying, "No thanks. My wife, will smell that and think I've been in a brothel."

The second barber turned to Barack and said, "How about you, Mr. Obama?" Barack replied, "Go right ahead, my wife doesn't know what the inside of a brothel smells like.

Barack Obama walks into a Subaru dealership...

The salesman asked him, "What are you looking for?"

Obama says, "I'm looking for a replacement because my legacy got wrecked."

Does anyone know what Barack Obama's favorite nut is?

Yes, pecan!

What did Barack say when Michelle left him

I'm Obama self now

Barack Obama couldn't have been that great a president....

After all, we went black and then went back.

Obama milk joke

Barack Obama: We’ve already announced over 500 reforms, and just a fraction of them will save business and citizens more than $10 billion over the next five years. We got rid of one rule from 40 years ago that could have forced some dairy farmers to spend $10,000 a year proving that they could contain a spill — because milk was somehow classified as an oil. With a rule like that, I guess it was worth crying over spilled milk.

Had me a Barack Obama valentines day.

Obama self.

What do Barack Obama and Donald Trump have in common?

Both are former presidents of the USA and both are harassed for the color of their skin.

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