Bar Napkin Jokes
4 bar napkin jokes and hilarious bar napkin puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about bar napkin that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Bar Napkin Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good bar napkin joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
A guy sits down at the bar and orders a Martini with two olives...
bartender gives him the drink, he takes out the two olives, puts them aside on a napkin, drinks the martini, asks for another. By the fourth Martini with two olives, the bartender asks the man "I don't mind, but I gotta ask....why do you ask for a Martini with two olives, then take the two olives out of it?" the man replies "My wife sent me to the store for a jar of olives but the store was closed."
Calculus walks into a bar.
He sits down and orders a pint. The barman notices him scribbling some notes on a napkin and asks what he's writing.
Calculus replies, "Oh this... I'm just working on a new formula..."
"I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to ask you to leave." says the barman, "I can't let you drink and derive".
Pirate walks into a bar...
Bartender says, "Is that a napkin on your head?"
Pirate replies " No, it be a bounty".
A man runs into a crowded bar and yells Run! Bad Bob is coming!
Everyone in the bar dropped their drink, screamed and ran for the doors. Soon there was nothing in the bar but fluttering napkins and a speechless bartender.
Boom! The bartender looked up. BOOM! Right outside the door. c**...! The door splintered. In walked a man, dressed all in black. Guns slung at the ready. Hat tipped low over steely eyes.
Sitting at the end of bar, he orders a whiskey. The bartender shakily serves it to him. The man quickly tosses it back.
Another...? asks the timid bartender.
The man looks up sharply - are you kidding? Bad Bob is coming !
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