Bar Magnet Jokes
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Bar Magnet Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good bar magnet joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
Two magnets walk into a bar
Once they're through the door, the immediately fly to other sides of the room.
The bartender comes up to one of them and asks What happened to you two? I thought you were practically inseparable.
The magnet replies After what happened this weekend… It shakes its head. It was so polarizing, we can't even be close to each other.
A magnet walks into an elemental singles bar and tries a pickup line on a pretty slab of metal.
"Is your name *Beryllium*? 'Cause you can alka-***lie*** next to *my* earth metal!"
The slab of ***lead*** says "Nah. You don't *attract* me."
Ba dum TSS!
A magnet walks into a bar...., what does he order?
Nothing... he's still stuck to the entrance.
A magnet walked into a bar.
It stuck.
Q: Why can't lawyers do NMR?
A: Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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