Bar Compliments Jokes
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*Girl bumps into a guy at the bar*
Girl: Oh sorry about that, hi.
Guy: Oh! I shouldn't be talking to you.
Girl: Why not?
Guy: Because when I talk to a pretty girl I always make a fool of myself
*The girl smiles, taking this as a compliment*
Girl: You're not making a fool of yourself.
*The guy looks the girl up and down*
Guy: Oh yeah, you're right.
A soccer team goes to a bar after a big win.
The keeper decides to hang out with his close friend, a defense player and his girlfriend. As it comes time to head home, the defender pulls the keeper aside and decides to compliment him on his play.
"You know, you're good as a keeper."
"Oh? What brought this about?"
"Well to start, you've been keeping me from scoring all night."
What is the biggest compliment you can pay at a gay bar?
Pushing in somebody's stool.
An 80-year old man walks into a bar
He walks over to the bartender and orders a beer when the bartender asks for ID. Are you kidding me? I'm 80 years old the old man says. The bartender apologizes, still resisted he had to see the guys ID. So the old man pays and gives the bartender the change back It's for carding me, I take it as a compliment!
The bartender says Thanks, works every time
Saying "Get a load of this guy!" is considered mocking in most places.
But it's a flirty compliment in a Gay Bar.
Two Pirate captains sat at a bar driniking, and they were both each others biggest fan.
"You are quite the Pirate. I know of ye and your men. The most fearsome thing on the sea" Complimented Bloodbeard.
"Well I know too well 'you - "Sea Butcher". One Handed Jack! You are the scourge of the seas! We are indebted to host your accompanyment!"
"Also known are ye for your grammar and acquiestment of English and many languages!"
"But still, you are twice the pirate that I, or any of my men am" said Bloodbeard.
A pirate listening nearby corrected him "Arrgh"
There was an Englishman, a Frenchmen and a Japanese man sitting at a bar.
They were all in good spirits, complimenting each others countries and their achievements. But they also pointed out the strange customs too.
It was the Englishman and the Frenchman who spoke first about Japan. They said, "Japan is such a fine country which has provided the world with so many useful things. But you still eat seaweed!"
Then it was the Englishman and the Japanese man who spoke about France. They said, "France is such a fine country which has provided the world with so many useful things. But you still eat frogs legs!"
Finally, the Japanese man and the Frenchman spoke about England. They said, "England is such a fine country which has provided the world with so many useful things. But you still eat English food!"
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