The Best 5 Baptize Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Baptize jokes. There are some baptize prophet jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these baptize hindu puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Baptize Jokes and Puns

Telling a girl to calm down:

works about as well as trying to baptize a cat.

Three fetuses were talking about their futures...

"I'm gonna be a doctor when I grow up, and bring babies into the world" said the first one.

"I'm gonna be a preacher, and baptize babies!" said the next.

"I'm gonna be a murderer!" said the last.

"A murderer!" exclaimed the first two. "Why?"

"I'm gonna kill the guy who's poking me in the back every night!"

Why didn't the spider baptize his 50 children?

too many fonts is bad for web design

Baptize joke, Why didn't the spider baptize his 50 children?

I just got baptized in virtual reality!

It was totally immersive.

Being baptized is like having antivirus for a PC

It helps protect you from consequences of sinning going forward (but not guaranteed)


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the baptize presbyterian jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working baptize preach piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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