Banter Jokes
5 banter jokes and hilarious banter puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about banter that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
"Banter jokes are style of comedic conversation used to amuse and create a humorous atmosphere. The banter word is largely Scottish and Irish, but is also commonly used in England and America. It is a term used among friends with a certain measure of rivalry, and may involve teasing or joking about each other's appearance or lifestyle."
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Happy Banter Jokes for a Lighthearted Night with Friends
What is a good banter joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
All the single ladles
Joe invited his mother over for dinner one night. During the course of said dinner his mother couldn't help but notice the staggering beauty of Joe's roommate. She had been long suspicious of a relationship between them, and her beauty combined with the banter she had seen them share only made her all the more curious.
Joe noticed his mother's suspicion. "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you that Julie and I are just roommates."
A week later, Julie came to Joe and said, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I can't seem to find the gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it on accident, do you?"
Joe agreed that it was a reasonable possibility, and wrote a letter to his mother inquiring about the ladle. It read, "I'm not saying you 'did' take the ladle, nor am I saying you 'did not' take the ladle,' but the fact is it's been missing since you came to dinner last week."
Several weeks later, a reply came.
"I'm not saying you 'do' sleep with Julie, nor am I saying you 'do not' sleep with Julie. The fact is if she was sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the ladle by now."
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A walk in the woods…
A couple were on a blind date and they decided to take a walk in the woods. After some casual banter they started to feel more and more comfortable with each other and they started to feel a little frisky. They decided to sneak off the path into a dark grove of trees. After finding a good spot, they began making out and within a few minutes they were having s**....
After about 15 minutes, the man abruptly jumps up and says, d**... it, I really wish I had a flashlight!
The woman says, I wish you did, too – you've been eating grass for the past 10 minutes!
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A Soviet officer and an American officer are talking over coffee at the end of World War II to celebrate their collaboration in the defeat of the n**....
They start to banter and brag with each other.
The American says to the Soviet, you know, in my country we have total freedom, I could stand in front of the White House and shout I hate America! and nothing would happen to me.
The Soviet officer looks at him and replies, yes, in the Soviet Union we also have such freedom, I too could stand in front of the Kremlin and shout I hate America! and nothing would happen to me either...
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Marriage banter
Wife: I had to marry you to find out how s**... you are.
Husband: You should have known it the minute I asked you to marry me.
Guy Fawkes wasn't that bad
He simply crossed the line between treason and banter.
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