Banquet Jokes
9 banquet jokes and hilarious banquet puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about banquet that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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An old war general is at a banquet by himself
A young woman says to her friend
"He looks lonely, I wonder how long it has been since he has been with a woman"
She walks over to him and says "excuse me when was the last time you had s**..."
He replies 1955. She replies i will change that for you. They have s**... and she is amazed how good he is. After s**... she says "I can't believe how good you are after all this time." He looks at his watch and says "its only 2230."
On their 40th wedding anniversary and during the banquet celebrating it, Tom was asked to give his friends a brief account of the benefits of a marriage of such long duration...
"Tell us Tom, just what is it you have learned from all those wonderful years with your wife?"
Tom responds, "Well, I've learned that marriage is the best teacher of all. It teaches you loyalty, forbearance, meekness, self-restraint, forgiveness --and a great many other qualities you wouldn't have needed if you'd stayed single."
I was invited to a banquet in Germany, but all they served was sausage and cheese.
And that felt like the wurst käse scenario...
A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar...
...mitzvah, the Jew is showing the Muslim around and teaching him about their culture, the Muslim turns to the Jew and says "This is very nice, but the air is stagnant in here" the Jew thinks for a moment and asks "yes, we're in an indoor banquet hall and the windows are closed, it seems normal to me" to which the Muslim replies "Very strange, I was raised to believe that Jews always had a bris"
There's a banquet filled with Catholic Bishops
There's a banquet filled with Catholic Bishops. One of the waiters goes up to the Bishop and asks him how to become a Priest.
The Bishop tells him about the vows of poverty.
The waiter says 'if this is your idea of poverty I'd love to see your idea of chastity. :
What did Napoleon say when he arrived at the banquet?
Bon, a partay!
I was so late to the cannibal banquet....
they just game the cold shoulder.
What was served at the mathematicians' banquet?
Angle hair pasta and prime rib.
I was the comedic host at a banquet for sword swallowers when a food fight broke out...
I killed!
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