Banquet Jokes

Funny stories and jokes that you can use to make your next sports banquet, buffet or luncheon even more fun! Read these hilarious banquet jokes to make your next bullfight an even laugh-out-loud affair.

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An old war general is at a banquet by himself

A young woman says to her friend
"He looks lonely, I wonder how long it has been since he has been with a woman"
She walks over to him and says "excuse me when was the last time you had sex"
He replies 1955. She replies i will change that for you. They have sex and she is amazed how good he is. After sex she says "I can't believe how good you are after all this time." He looks at his watch and says "its only 2230."

On their 40th wedding anniversary and during the banquet celebrating it, Tom was asked to give his friends a brief account of the benefits of a marriage of such long duration...

"Tell us Tom, just what is it you have learned from all those wonderful years with your wife?"

Tom responds, "Well, I've learned that marriage is the best teacher of all. It teaches you loyalty, forbearance, meekness, self-restraint, forgiveness --and a great many other qualities you wouldn't have needed if you'd stayed single."

I was invited to a banquet in Germany, but all they served was sausage and cheese.

And that felt like the wurst kรคse scenario...

A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar...

...mitzvah, the Jew is showing the Muslim around and teaching him about their culture, the Muslim turns to the Jew and says "This is very nice, but the air is stagnant in here" the Jew thinks for a moment and asks "yes, we're in an indoor banquet hall and the windows are closed, it seems normal to me" to which the Muslim replies "Very strange, I was raised to believe that Jews always had a bris"

There's a banquet filled with Catholic Bishops

There's a banquet filled with Catholic Bishops. One of the waiters goes up to the Bishop and asks him how to become a Priest.

The Bishop tells him about the vows of poverty.

The waiter says 'if this is your idea of poverty I'd love to see your idea of chastity. :

What did Napoleon say when he arrived at the banquet?

Bon, a partay!

I was so late to the cannibal banquet....

they just game the cold shoulder.

Banquet joke, I was so late to the cannibal banquet....

What was served at the mathematicians' banquet?

Angle hair pasta and prime rib.

I was the comedic host at a banquet for sword swallowers when a food fight broke out...

I killed!

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the banquet champagne puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working banquet ceremony piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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