The Best 14 Bannon Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Bannon jokes. There are some bannon prez jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

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Top 10 of the Funniest Bannon Jokes and Puns

Trump, Pence, Bannon, Sessions, Pompeo, Flynn, Priebus, Tillerson.

Not sure Trump knows this but traditionally, you only need 4 horsemen.

Why did Steve Bannon call Trump supporters working-class hobbits?

Because they're friends with grand wizards.

Don't worry about Steve Bannon

He'll be alt-right

Bannon joke, Don't worry about Steve Bannon

What does Matthew Mcconaughey say when he sees Steve Bannon?

Alt right, alt right, alt right..

Steve Bannon called in sick today

"Sore throat? "Kellyanne Asked.

Bannon replied: "It's Mein Cough"


Its not a Muslim ban.

Trump: "Its not a Muslim ban there are plenty of other Muslim countries that weren't banned. Its definitely not a Muslim ban"
Darth Bannon: "No its not but its a good start"

My new favorite drink is a Steve Bannon

It's straight gin, but you drink it at 8 am while shitposting on the internet.

Bannon joke, My new favorite drink is a Steve Bannon

Donald Trump is draining the swamp. He has already fired Tillerson, Shulkin, Bannon, Scaramucci, Priebus

What Bigly courage our President has

What's the difference between the end of a ship's gun and a Conservative pundit singing at Christmas?

One is a Cannon Barrel and the other is a Bannon Carole

What's the difference between Steve Bannon and a functioning alcoholic?

A functioning alcoholic does his job!

Turns out my girlfriend is racist, and is now arguing that Steve Bannon should have stayed in the white house...

I told her: "Well, I'm not saying you're wrong. All I'm saying is you're *alt-right*."

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What did Steve Bannon have to say about the Holocaust?

"FAKE JEWS!"

Today is Presidents' Day.

However, if all goes according to plan, next year it will be Steve Bannon day.

What do you call Steve Bannon in a rubber room?

Home.

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