Banning Jokes

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Funniest Banning Short Jokes

Short banning jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The banning humour may include short bans jokes also.

1. Joke from my 12 year old why do you never see elephants hiding in tree? Because they're so good at it!
   Please don't ban me
2. What is the difference between BTS and Logan Paul? BTS is a boy band from Asia; Logan Paul is a boy banned from Asia.
3. China has now banned any military personnel to use apple watches due to security reasons. One soldier says with tears in his eyes but but my daughter made it for me .
4. I saw a giant mouse so I tried killing it with a baseball bat So now I have a lifetime ban from Disneyland
5. I COMPLETELY disagree with Trump's military trans ban... I mean, wouldn't all those attack helicopters be useful??
6. Why is Trump excited Russia was banned from the 2018 winter Olympics? It makes it easier to decide who to cheer for
7. Just been banned from a Christian dating website. Apparently "Hung_Like_Jesus" isn't an appropriate user name!
8. OPEN LETTER TO qatar: you're seriously banning homosexuality at your World Cup? Come on guys…
9. What do you get when you mix Human DNA and goat DNA? A stern police warning and a lifetime ban from the petting zoo
10. Shredded cheese has officially been banned in grocery stores in the US. Trump will make America grate again.

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Banning One Liners

Which banning one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with banning? I can suggest the ones about banned and censorship.

1. Chess is banned under Islam They hate that the queen moves freely.
2. I got banned from laser tag today. Apparently they frown on using a knife to save ammo.
3. What do you get if you mix human DNA and whale DNA? Banned from of Seaworld
4. What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat? Banned from the zoo.
5. What do you get when you inject human DNA into a sheep? ...banned from the petting zoo...
6. Why is it so hard to do inventory in Afghanistan? Because of the tally-ban.
7. I have the heart of a lion, the eyes of an eagle... ..and a lifetime ban from the zoo. 😕
8. North Korea bans sarcasm What a great idea.
9. Where do admins go for summer break? Banned camp.
10. Iran bans Americans from traveling there. Won't beheading there anymore
11. My father has the heart of a lion... And also a lifetime ban from the zoo.
12. Why'd the gardener get banned from the hospital? He kept watering the vegetables.
13. After 23 school shootings in 2018 We did it. We finally banned straws.
14. I have the eye of a tiger, the heart of a lion, And a lifetime ban from the zoo.
15. I made a little sandcastle with my grandpa. Now I'm banned from the crematorium.

Law Banning Jokes

Here is a list of funny law banning jokes and even better law banning puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Trump just lifted the ban on hunting hibernating bears In other words, this gun law says "You have the right to bear" arms.
• Trump wants to pass a law banning grocery stores from selling shredded cheese... ... in order to "make America Grate again"
• China has recently banned puns. In hindsight it might be a punenforcable law.
• Why is sunshine no longer allowed in California? They passed a law implementing Ray Bans.
• There was a new law passed banning anyone from shouting at a cat. It's considered furball a**....

Book Banning Jokes

Here is a list of funny book banning jokes and even better book banning puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• They banned texting while driving in my state... ...Now I read books and practice juggling.

Witty Banning Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun with Friends

What funny jokes about banning you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean stopping jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make banning pranks.