Banner Jokes
72 banner jokes and hilarious banner puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about banner that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Looking for a good laugh? Check out this collection of funny jokes about banners, including Bruce Banner, Pop-up Banners, Star-Spangled Banners, and, of course, the BoJack Horseman banner! Get patriotic with these hilarious symbol-centric jokes!
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Funniest Banner Short Jokes
Short banner jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The banner humour may include short poster jokes also.
- A girl I was dating invited me over to her place. When I went into her room, she had a Soviet banner draped on her wall. I left immediately. It was a big red flag.
- I don't know why Marvel hasn't tried to put advertisements on the Hulk He's essentially a giant banner
- My 8 year old told me a really clever joke for once. What do you get when you cross Captain America and the Hulk?
A Star-Spangled Banner. - What do you get when you dress the Hulk in Captain America's clothes? A Star-Spangled Banner.
- How do you get Batman into the Marvel Universe? Hang him on the wall. Now he's a Bruce Banner.
- Joke from my daughter. What is bruce banners favourite kind of potato?
HULK'S MASH!
no idea where she picked it up from, but it made me chuckle - If I were Bruce Banner's son, the Incredible Hulk wouldn't exist I'm not angry…I'm just disappointed
- What's the easiest way to find a spy in the United States? Ask them to sing the Star Spangled Banner.
If the sing more than one verse, you have your spy. - What did the sign convention management do to the woman who kept pulling down their long signs? Banner.
- If you go into someone's home And they have a former Soviet Union banner hanging on the wall,
That's a big red flag.
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Banner One Liners
Which banner one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with banner? I can suggest the ones about advertisement and panel.
- Why is the Hulk good at advertising? He's a huge Banner.
- Why did the Avengers have the best float at the parade? They had a gigantic Banner!
- If Dr. Bruce Banner always cites his sources Does that make him the credible hulk?
- If you meet a girl that likes the Chinese national banner, that's a big red flag
- What do the Avengers call it when they win a fight without the Hulk? A Banner Day!
- What is a mixture of Hulk and Captain America called? Star-Spangled Banner.
- Why hasn't Marvel started promotions on the Hulk? He literally is a giant banner...
- What movie was basically just an ad? The Hulk. It was just one giant Banner.
- The movie Hulk was just an advertisement. It was just a giant Banner.
- The enitre movie Hulk was basically just an advertisement. It was just one big Banner.
- What does a Bruce Banner cake turn into when covered in green fondant? The Inedible Hulk.
- If The Hulk took over for Captain America... Would he be a Star Spangled Banner?
- Why is Bruce Banner always sad? Because he always stars to hulk
- What frat is Bruce Banner part of? Gamma Gamma Gamma.
- banks hate doctor Bruce Banner. Since he's incredible hulk.
Bruce Banner Jokes
Here is a list of funny bruce banner jokes and even better bruce banner puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What's the difference between bruce banner and bruce jenner? One turned into a terrifying monster, the other is an avenger.
- Did you hear about Bruce Banner losing his temper at the Avengers' pool party? He made a Hulk Splash
- Bruce Banner needed to turn into the Hulk on short notice. So, he had this sub saved on his iPhone.
- Why does Bruce Banner have Fifty Shades of Grey on his iPhone? Because he needs something to get him angry enough to turn him into the Hulk on short notice.
- What's the difference between me and Bruce Banner ? When Bruce Banner gets angry, he becomes "The Incredible Hulk".
When I get angry, I am just called "An Incredible Sulk". - When Bruce Banner's angry he turn into the Hulk.
When the Hulk's angry he turns into Chuck Norris - The Avengers all went for dinner. What did Bruce Banner have? HULK'S MASH!
Star Spangled Banner Jokes
Here is a list of funny star spangled banner jokes and even better star spangled banner puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- After Captain America died, The Incredible Hulk inherited the mantle. He renamed himself 'The Star-Spangled Banner'.
- Did you hear that Fergie was actually singing an alternative version of the star-spangled banner? Written by Francis Scott Off-Key
- Marvel just confirmed that the Incredible Hulk will be replacing Captain America He will be called the Star Spangled BANNER

Laughable Banner Jokes for Instant Grins & Giggles
What funny jokes about banner you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean badge jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make banner pranks.
A man was passing by a small courtyard when he starting hearing...
...voices and murmuring. He went in and saw an altar with a large zero in the middle and a banner that said, "NIL."
White-robed people were kneeling before the altar chanting hymns to The Great Nullity and The Blessed Emptiness.
The man turned to a white-robed observer beside him and asked, "Is Nothing Sacred?"
A graphic designer is working on a website...
...and his client says, "Could you make this banner a little more green?"
So he makes the color a little bit more green.
But his client says, "No, that's too green. Make it a little less so."
So he makes it a little less green.
The client says, "No, it's still a bit off."
So the artist, losing his patience, shouts, "On a scale of 0 to 255, how green do you want it!?"
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If Bruce Banner becomes t**..., which organization will he join ?
Hulk - aida...
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A group of blondes walk into a bar
They immediately start to set up what looks like a big celebration; they order numerous pitchers of beer, then push tables together, one of them even hangs a big banner over it. As they're celebrating, the bartender notices that the banner says **"51 DAYS!"**
Curious, he walks over to the celebrating group, and notices something even odder; a children's jigsaw puzzle with about 20 pieces at most, completed and sitting in a beautiful frame. He taps one of the blondes on the shoulder.
"Excuse me," he says, "But what is the big celebration for?"
With a big grin on her face, she points down at the puzzle.
"We're celebrating our success! See that puzzle? It said "2-4 Years" on the box, but we did it way quicker than that, only 51 days!"
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What did Bruce Banner get after having s**... with as p**...?
a HULK RASH!!!!
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What's the M0D's name before they're triggered; turning into a furious, putrid, lump of blubber?
Bruce Banner
How are we going to know when America is officially great again?
Is there going to be a party, like on a giant ship, with a banner?
If you go to a friends house and they have a giant banner of the Soviet Union hanging in their room
That should be a red flag
Thanos walk into a bar
Stark: We need The Hulk
Banner: I need to get angry first
So Stark strangled Banner.
I see my self out.
The owner of a new business comes to work one day to see that their "Grand Opening" banner had come undone overnight and fell to the ground.
"This is a bad sign" they remark.
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If Hulk goes for a s**... change, what would her new name be?
Caitlyn Banner
Once a month for twelve months, I visited actors who'd played the Incredible Hulk.
It was a Banner year for me.
How can you tell if the Hulk is doing well at the office?
You can see he just had a Banner year
What banner phrase did the art sculptures create to christen their upcoming race?
Finish line or BUST!
So I'm at a protest right now
And in front of the crowd there's a lifted truck revving it's engine and on the windshield there's a banner that says All Lives Splatter . Should I be worried?
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On Sunday, I walked into the weapons store one day and noticed a banner advertising sarin gas.
I went up to the cashier and asked, "Isn't this stuff i**...?"
The cashier replied, "This isn't your ordinary sarin. This type helps you lose weight," gesturing towards another banner claiming that inhaling a whiff of it every day would help me lose 50 kilos by the end of the week.
Feeling curious, I bought it and tried a whiff. My nose instantly started running and my eyes watered, but determined, I repeated it each day until the end of the week.
By Saturday I felt like I was going to die, but sure enough, I had lost over 70 kilos.
Truly a weapon of mass destruction.
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A man is standing on the Red Square in Moscow with a banner: "Death to the b**... madman"
Promptly, the police appears. "What, are you against our glorious leader Vladimir Putin?". And so the police beats him up.
"Wait, stop! I was protesting against Zelensky - the b**... madman!" - the man shouts as he is being dragged into the police car.
"Shut up, you. We all know who the b**... madman is here".

