Following is our collection of popup humor and streamer one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Banner puns for adults, dirty sweatshirts jokes or clean hulk gags for kids.
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He's essentially a giant banner
What do you get when you cross Captain America and the Hulk?
A Star-Spangled Banner.
He's basically a huge banner.
A Star-Spangled Banner.
Star-Spangled Banner
He is basically a giant banner.
Hang him on the wall. Now he's a Bruce Banner.
... He is essentially a giant banner
They immediately start to set up what looks like a big celebration; they order numerous pitchers of beer, then push tables together, one of them even hangs a big banner over it. As they're celebrating, the bartender notices that the banner says **"51 DAYS!"**
Curious, he walks over to the celebrating group, and notices something even odder; a children's jigsaw puzzle with about 20 pieces at most, completed and sitting in a beautiful frame. He taps one of the blondes on the shoulder.
"Excuse me," he says, "But what is the big celebration for?"
With a big grin on her face, she points down at the puzzle.
"We're celebrating our success! See that puzzle? It said "2-4 Years" on the box, but we did it way quicker than that, only 51 days!"
(More Jewish inspired jokes)
These two rabbis are walking down the street. As they're walking, they pass a church with a large banner hanging above them that says across it:
CONVERT TODAY! EARN $5000.
The rabbis are perplexed by this. There is no way that this could be the real deal. They discuss and discuss some more. One rabbi finally decides he's going in and getting to the bottom of it.
A lot of time passes. The rabbi outside is starting to get worried. More time passes. The rabbi becomes more and more worried. Is it possible they're keeping him prisoner? Has he been killed? Or worse, are they force feeding him communion wafers??
The other rabbi finally comes outside. He seems altogether content with himself, and looks completely unharmed.
The rabbi that has waited so long is comforted by this, calms down, and asks the other rabbi, "So. Did you get the money?"
The other rabbi turns to him and says:
"Heh! You Jews and your money."
The Star Spangled Banner
...and his client says, "Could you make this banner a little more green?"
So he makes the color a little bit more green.
But his client says, "No, that's too green. Make it a little less so."
So he makes it a little less green.
The client says, "No, it's still a bit off."
So the artist, losing his patience, shouts, "On a scale of 0 to 255, how green do you want it!?"
...voices and murmuring. He went in and saw an altar with a large zero in the middle and a banner that said, "NIL."
White-robed people were kneeling before the altar chanting hymns to The Great Nullity and The Blessed Emptiness.
The man turned to a white-robed observer beside him and asked, "Is Nothing Sacred?"
After all he is just a giant banner
Banner.
And they have a former Soviet Union banner hanging on the wall,
That's a big red flag.
One turned into a terrifying monster, the other is an avenger.
They had a gigantic Banner!
Does that make him the credible hulk?
That should be a red flag
A department store in town opened a building, 6 stories high, each floor offering progressively improving quality husbands.
They offered a range of men for sale to women at their discretion.
A woman walked into the store head the banner above the first floor reading, "Nice Guy," impressed as she was, she moved to the second floor.
The second floor's banner read, "Nice guys that love kids." Dumb-founded as she was, she continued on to see what else this store had to offer.
The third floor offered, "Cute guys that loved kids and cuddles." The woman was definitely getting impressed but she was interested to see what else she could find.
The fourth floor of the department store read, "Hot guys, love kids and have money". The girl, in her element, couldn't help but go to the next floor.
The fifth floor read, "Hot guys, love kids, have money, have a nice house and love family." She couldnt help but look at the next floor, where the banner read, "This floor only proves that women can't be pleased, and there is no men for sale on this floor."
For the point of proving points, the same department opened a shop across the road for men, same amount of levels. The first floor read, "Loves sex," and the 2nd floor read, "Pretty and loves sex." Levels 3, 4, 5, and 6 were never visited.
that's a big red flag
The Star Spangled Banner!
Finish line or BUST!
And in front of the crowd there's a lifted truck revving it's engine and on the windshield there's a banner that says All Lives Splatter . Should I be worried?
A Banner Day!
You can see he just had a Banner year
Star-Spangled Banner.
Bruce Banner
Written by Francis Scott Off-Key
a HULK RASH!!!!
Stark: We need The Hulk
Banner: I need to get angry first
So Stark strangled Banner.
I see my self out.
He literally is a giant banner...
The Hulk. It was just one giant Banner.
It was just a giant Banner.
It was just one big Banner.
So, he had this sub saved on his iPhone.
Caitlyn Banner
"This is a bad sign" they remark.
The Inedible Hulk.
So to make sure, I hung a giant banner saying YOU WORSHIP FALSE GODS! on my window.
Because he needs something to get him angry enough to turn him into the Hulk on short notice.
Well then that's a big red flag.
Would he be a Star Spangled Banner?
When Bruce Banner gets angry, he becomes "The Incredible Hulk".
When I get angry, I am just called "An Incredible Sulk".
Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.