Bankruptcy Jokes

Following is our collection of pedi humor and financial one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Bankruptcy puns for adults, dirty federal jokes or clean profound gags for kids.

There is an abundance of officials jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 22 funniest jokes on bankruptcy. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any solicitor witze you can hear about bankruptcy.

The Best jokes about Bankruptcy

Why did Germany hold a ceremony for the Greek bankruptcy?

They wanted to give credit where credit was due.

If you have two cows,

Socialism: The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor

Communism: You give them to the government and the government gives you some milk

Fascism: You keep the cows and give the milk to the government, then the government sells you some milk

New Dealism: You shoot one and milk the other, then you pour the milk down the drain

Nazism: The government shoots you and keeps the cows

Capitalism: You sell one and buy a bull. Then put both of them in your wife's name and declare bankruptcy.

Environmentalism: You have two cows. The government bans you from milking or killing them

Totalitarianism: You have two cows. The government takes them and denies they ever existed. Milk is banned

Binaryism: You have 10 cows

My teacher asked me what a main feature of a greek tragedy was....

Apparently Bankruptcy was the wrong answer.

The Kodak Film company filed for bankruptcy..

More details to come as the story develops

An honest, hardworking husband and wife were at the point of bankruptcy, in desperate need of cash to make ends meet.

The wife suggested that, because the husband was already working three jobs and she had only two, she could work late nights as a prostitute.

The husband expressed concern for her safety but reluctantly
agreed that this was the only way out of their dire circumstances.

So that night, the wife left home at 11 pm & returned at 4 am
The husband awoke (from his nap in front of the home computer where he was working) and asked her, "How did it go? How much money did you make?"

She replied ecstatically, "It was wonderful!! It was easy to
find customers and in only a few hours I made four-hundred and one
dollars!!!"

He looked up and asked curiously, "$401? Who gave you one
dollar?"

And she replied innocently, "They all did."


Remember kids

the Toys R Us bankruptcy and liquidation teaches us that poor spelling and grammar will always catch up with you eventually.

Three businessmen were having dinner at a club...

When it came time to pay the check, each grabbed for it.
"It's a business expense," said one.
"I'll pay," said the second. "I'm on cost plus."
"Let me have it," argued the third. "I'm filing for bankruptcy next week."

The CEO of a dwindling hotel chain shows up in court to save his company from bankruptcy

It was his last resort.

Brooks Brothers just filed for bankruptcy

so now I might never be able to use this $50 gift card on one sock.

A prediction business recently shut down due to bankruptcy.

It wasn't going well to begin with, seeing as though they didn't manage make any prophets.

Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day...

but teach a man to fish and he will become your competition pricing you out into inevitable bankruptcy and suicide.


If Toys R Us had a book,

Chapter 11 would be named "bankruptcy"

In response to bankruptcy, AMC will open libraries in their theaters

They're calling it paper-view.

Today I heard 24-hour Fitness filed for bankruptcy.

I guess they ran out of time.

If Obama declared bankruptcy and started living on the streets, what would be his Economic Status?

Baroque

A businessman wakes up from a coma

"What happened?" The businessman asks the nurse who was in his room.

"Sir, you have been in a coma ever since the September 1, 1939. Your whole family has been dead for many years, your company has filed for bankruptcy and now you have no money left in the bank"

"Ah, that's okay as long as I can still see my favorite 6 million jews!"

A professional ice-sculptor files for bankruptcy...

Time for him to liquidate his assets

Did you hear about the Dominatrix who was also a Bankruptcy Attorney?

All of her customers were strapped for cash

Hertz car rentals announced a last minute marketing campaign today to avoid bankruptcy

They hired Michael Stipes from R.E.M. to remind people everybody Hertz


I don't understand bankruptcy.

It's all Greek to me.

Topical Jokes for 1/24

SkyMall Magazine has filed for bankruptcy. SkyMall blamed the decline in sales on the fact that stupid people have run out of money.

Scientists have proved that hearing jokes and the voices of family members helps coma patients wake up faster. One family started doing a comedy show, and the coma patient sprinted out of the hospital.

In New Hampshire, four bears died after they overdosed on chocolate bait. Even more tragic, one of the bear's New Year's Resolutions was to eat better.

A study has revealed that sitting for long periods increases your risk of death. It's especially lethal if you sit for a period longer than 100 years.

Cubans hope that improved relations with the US will also bring better internet access. To give you an idea of how slow Cuba's internet is, they're still waiting for Gangnam Style to load.

A&P is in bankruptcy, and Stop & Shop is buying some of their stores.

They'll be called Stop & P.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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