The Best 28 Bankruptcy Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Bankruptcy jokes. There are some bankruptcy financial jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these bankruptcy profound puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Bankruptcy Jokes and Puns

Why is the National Rifle Association filing for bankruptcy?

Because schools are closed.

Why did Germany hold a ceremony for the Greek bankruptcy?

They wanted to give credit where credit was due.

My teacher asked me what a main feature of a greek tragedy was....

Apparently Bankruptcy was the wrong answer.

Bankruptcy joke, My teacher asked me what a main feature of a greek tragedy was....

The Kodak Film company filed for bankruptcy..

More details to come as the story develops

NRA filing for bankruptcy?

I thought they were loaded!

Remember kids

the Toys R Us bankruptcy and liquidation teaches us that poor spelling and grammar will always catch up with you eventually.

Three businessmen were having dinner at a club...

When it came time to pay the check, each grabbed for it.
"It's a business expense," said one.
"I'll pay," said the second. "I'm on cost plus."
"Let me have it," argued the third. "I'm filing for bankruptcy next week."

Bankruptcy joke, Three businessmen were having dinner at a club...

How is a bankruptcy clearance sale similar to Aquaman going to an undersea cinema with his girlfriend?

They're both liquidating.

The CEO of a dwindling hotel chain shows up in court to save his company from bankruptcy

It was his last resort.

Why did the NRA file for bankruptcy?

Because classes are being taught virtually

Brooks Brothers just filed for bankruptcy

so now I might never be able to use this $50 gift card on one sock.

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A prediction business recently shut down due to bankruptcy.

It wasn't going well to begin with, seeing as though they didn't manage make any prophets.

Today I heard 24-hour Fitness filed for bankruptcy.

I guess they ran out of time.

In response to bankruptcy, AMC will open libraries in their theaters

They're calling it paper-view.

If Obama declared bankruptcy and started living on the streets, what would be his Economic Status?


If Toys R Us had a book,

Chapter 11 would be named "bankruptcy"

Bankruptcy joke, If Toys R Us had a book,

Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day...

but teach a man to fish and he will become your competition pricing you out into inevitable bankruptcy and suicide.

A businessman wakes up from a coma

"What happened?" The businessman asks the nurse who was in his room.

"Sir, you have been in a coma ever since the September 1, 1939. Your whole family has been dead for many years, your company has filed for bankruptcy and now you have no money left in the bank"

"Ah, that's okay as long as I can still see my favorite 6 million jews!"

A professional ice-sculptor files for bankruptcy...

Time for him to liquidate his assets

Hertz car rentals announced a last minute marketing campaign today to avoid bankruptcy

They hired Michael Stipes from R.E.M. to remind people everybody Hertz

I don't understand bankruptcy.

It's all Greek to me.

Did you hear about the Dominatrix who was also a Bankruptcy Attorney?

All of her customers were strapped for cash

A&P is in bankruptcy, and Stop & Shop is buying some of their stores.

They'll be called Stop & P.

For having a vault of their own...

Guitar Center's awfully close to bankruptcy.

In response to their bankruptcy, Toy R Us will be expanding their "adult" section.

When shopping for your intimate ones, make Toys N Us your one stop shop.

With our national debt...

As he has first hand experience, we just elected the best person to the job to file bankruptcy for the US.

This morning, 50 Cent announced he's filing for bankruptcy.

He also announced he'll be touring with Nickelback to recoup 10% of his losses.

If you have two cows,

Socialism: The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor

Communism: You give them to the government and the government gives you some milk

Fascism: You keep the cows and give the milk to the government, then the government sells you some milk

New Dealism: You shoot one and milk the other, then you pour the milk down the drain

Nazism: The government shoots you and keeps the cows

Capitalism: You sell one and buy a bull. Then put both of them in your wife's name and declare bankruptcy.

Environmentalism: You have two cows. The government bans you from milking or killing them

Totalitarianism: You have two cows. The government takes them and denies they ever existed. Milk is banned

Binaryism: You have 10 cows

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