The Best 45 Bankrupt Jokes

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Top 10 of the Funniest Bankrupt Jokes and Puns

So I heard Ray Romano is going bankrupt...

Watch out for his new show, Everybody Loves Ramen.

Why did the archaeologist go bankrupt?

Because his career was in ruins

TIL That Oscar Pistorius once opened a pizza parlor only to have it fail and go bankrupt. The cause?

His car was always breaking down, so OP never delivered.

Bankrupt joke, TIL That Oscar Pistorius once opened a pizza parlor only to have it fail and go bankrupt. The cause?

What happened when the bankrupt eastern european jumped off a building?

The Czech bounced.

Did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupt?

Now hes a bronze fish


The Greek restaurant in my town is so authentic that it went bankrupt

What's a Grecian Urn?

Nothing, they're bankrupt.

Bankrupt joke, What's a Grecian Urn?

A&P is in bankruptcy, and Stop & Shop is buying some of their stores.

They'll be called Stop & P.

There was a man so poor and broke...

That when someone stole his wallet, the robber went bankrupt.

dwights farm as suffered a massive blight, almost bankrupt he was signed for a massive record deal on the condition he give up farming

turns out all he had to do was drop those sick beets

Did you here about the pizza place that when bankrupt?

I guess they weren't making enough dough

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Why can't the bankrupt Indian complain?

Cos he's got no beef.

Needed a new paint job

My house needed a new paint job on the outside so I called up a painter and he came and a did a couple hours of work.

Knowing how expensive painters usually are I begrudgingly asked

"So how much is this gonna bankrupt me"

He replied

"Nothing it's on the house!"

Why did Trumps Casino go bankrupt?

Because when he was inspecting the Roulette wheels he told the manager he didn't like blacks.

Did you hear about the Make A Wish Foundation going bankrupt?

Some kid wished for more wishes.

What do bankrupt battery companies do?

They give out batteries, free of charge...

Bankrupt joke, What do bankrupt battery companies do?

How do you fail at selling steaks?

The same way you bankrupt a casino.

Why did Germany almost go bankrupt?

Because the Holo-cost a lot of money. Anne Frankly, it wasn't worth it.

Why did the alcoholic undertaker go bankrupt?

He spent all his money on biers and preaches.


my second of 3 wives just went bankrupt.

You could say she's in a midwife crisis

Ever heard of the goldfish that went bankrupt?

Now he's a bronzefish.

The sheriff's department auctioned off a bankrupt crematorium yesterday.

I was surprised there wasn't morbid, but it's a tough way to urn a living.

Israel is bankrupt

Germany sent them the gas bill.

I know someone who went bankrupt from buying up stocks of perfume. Know why?

People had accused her of having more money than scents.

If Calvin Klein goes bankrupt would it be called...

Calvin De Klein?

"How did you go bankrupt?" "Two ways," I said

"Gradually and then suddenly"

**borrowed from Hemingway's 'The Sun Also Rises'** :)

The GOP announced a new slogan today...

We're not just morally bankrupt, *we're Roy Mooreally bankrupt! *

Why do lottery winners always go bankrupt?

Because if they knew anything about managing money, they wouldn't be playing the lotto in the first place!

- Anthony Jeselneck

Did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupt?

Now he's a bronzefish

The Stanley Cup final will feature a morally bankrupt city, that is built on corruption, greed, and deceit...

Against Las Vegas.

Did you hear about the Ice Hockey charity that went bankrupt?

No one gave a puck.

A man stopped his car opposite a hotel and immediately knew he was bankrupt.

He was playing Monopoly

I used to own a company that built airplanes, but it went bankrupt before I ever turned a profit.

It just didn't take off.

A man is pushing his car along, and when he comes to a hotel he call, I'm bankrupt! Why?

He's playing ownership.

I don't wanna grow up, I wanna be a Toys 'R' Us kid...

Bankrupt and empty inside.

Why did the electronics store go bankrupt?

Everything was free of charge.

Why did the chiropractor go bankrupt?

He owed too much in back taxes.

If 2 Chainz went bankrupt...

He'd be No Chainz.

Bill Cosby may have been convicted, sentenced to prison, and end up bankrupt...

But at least he'll always have a roofie over his head.

When I went bankrupt I tripped

I lost my balance.

What do you call the shareholders of a bankrupt company?

MiStake Holders.

What do you call bankrupt Santa?

St. Nickel-less.

Badum-tss.

My gym recently went bankrupt

Who's the quitter now?

How is a bankruptcy clearance sale similar to Aquaman going to an undersea cinema with his girlfriend?

They're both liquidating.

My local church went bankrupt and someone turned it into a gun range.

The community didn't like it, but it already had pew pew pews.

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