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Short bankrupt jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The bankrupt humour may include short broke jokes also.
- My friend went bankrupt after inventing a sandal for people with only one leg. It was a flop.
- Me and my French girlfriend started a bakery in Paris with our life savings. It didn't take off. I went bankrupt. She left me. Now all I have is pain.
- i heard on the news that some message board site is bankrupting wall street billionaires "reddit?"
no i said i HEARD it - My local church went bankrupt and someone turned it into a gun range. The community didn't like it, but it already had pew pew pews.
- The Stanley Cup final will feature a morally bankrupt city, that is built on corruption, greed, and deceit... Against Las Vegas.
- Why did Germany almost go bankrupt? Because the Holo-cost a lot of money. Anne Frankly, it wasn't worth it.
- Did you here about the pizza place that when bankrupt? I guess they weren't making enough dough
- Did you hear about the perfume factory that went bankrupt? It just stopped making scents/sense/cents
- Bill Cosby may have been convicted, sentenced to prison, and end up bankrupt... But at least he'll always have a roofie over his head.
- The only thing Trump has bankrupted more than his businesses is Half the the country's morals.
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Which bankrupt one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with bankrupt? I can suggest the ones about collapsed and unemployed.
- The greek restaurant in my town is so authentic that it went bankrupt
- Why did the chiropractor go bankrupt? He owed too much in back taxes.
- I don't wanna grow up, I wanna be a Toys 'R' Us kid... Bankrupt and empty inside.
- What's a Grecian Urn? Nothing, they're bankrupt.
- Why did the archaeologist go bankrupt? Because his career was in ruins
- My gym recently went bankrupt Who's the quitter now?
- Ever heard of the goldfish that went bankrupt? Now he's a bronzefish.
- Did you hear about the Ice Hockey charity that went bankrupt? No one gave a puck.
- What do bankrupt battery companies do? They give out batteries, free of charge...
- Why did the electronics store go bankrupt? Everything was free of charge.
- Did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupt? Now he's a bronzefish
- If Calvin Klein goes bankrupt would it be called... Calvin De Klein?
- How do you fail at selling steaks? The same way you bankrupt a casino.
- my second of 3 wives just went bankrupt. You could say she's in a midwife crisis
- Why can't the bankrupt Indian complain? Cos he's got no beef.
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What funny jokes about bankrupt you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean repossessed jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make bankrupt pranks.
Q: Why can't the bankrupt cowboy complain?
A: He has got no beef.
So I heard Ray Romano is going bankrupt...
Watch out for his new show, Everybody Loves Ramen.
TIL That Oscar Pistorius once opened a pizza parlor only to have it fail and go bankrupt. The cause?
His car was always breaking down, so OP never delivered.
Positive...
James finds a friend whom he hasn't spoken with for a long time, so to be nice, he breaks the ice:
" -Hey Oscar, how are you doing?"
" -Terrible."
" -What?! What about your Ferrari?"
" -Wrecked in an accident... and the insurance had just expired."
" -Well, you win some, you lose some... And what about your son, the intelectual one?"
" -He was the one driving the Ferrari. Died upon impact."
" -But what about your beautiful daughter, didn't she say she wanted to be a model or something?"
" -She did, yeah... And was with her brother. She died too. Only person who wasn't in the car was my wife."
" -Oh thank God! How is she?"
" -She ran off with my bussiness partner."
" -Well, at least you got the company."
" -Yeah, a bankrupt one... I owe millions."
" -Jesus, dude! Do you have anything positive in your life?"
" -Yeah, h**...."
What happened when the bankrupt eastern european jumped off a building?
The Czech bounced.
There was a man so poor and broke...
That when someone stole his wallet, the robber went bankrupt.
dwights farm as suffered a massive blight, almost bankrupt he was signed for a massive record deal on the condition he give up farming
turns out all he had to do was drop those sick beets
Needed a new paint job
My house needed a new paint job on the outside so I called up a painter and he came and a did a couple hours of work.
Knowing how expensive painters usually are I begrudgingly asked
"So how much is this gonna bankrupt me"
He replied
"Nothing it's on the house!"
Did you hear about the Make A Wish Foundation going bankrupt?
Some kid wished for more wishes.
Why did the alcoholic undertaker go bankrupt?
He spent all his money on biers and preaches.
The sheriff's department auctioned off a bankrupt crematorium yesterday.
I was surprised there wasn't morbid, but it's a tough way to urn a living.
I know someone who went bankrupt from buying up stocks of perfume. Know why?
People had accused her of having more money than scents.
The GOP announced a new slogan today...
We're not just morally bankrupt, *we're Roy Mooreally bankrupt! *
Why do lottery winners always go bankrupt?
Because if they knew anything about managing money, they wouldn't be playing the lotto in the first place!
- Anthony Jeselneck
A man stopped his car opposite a hotel and immediately knew he was bankrupt.
He was playing Monopoly
I used to own a company that built airplanes, but it went bankrupt before I ever turned a profit.
It just didn't take off.
So who's winning?
Two men talking at the bar:
\- So, whats new?
\- NATO is at war with Russia
\- Oh, so how it's going?
\- Russia lost couple thousands of their soldiers including their elite squads, over hundred helicopters and planes, couple hundreds of armored vehicles and tanks, three vessels, capability to exchange currency, Ikea, McDonald's and it's possible their whole country will go bankrupt in couple of weeks.
\- And how's NATO doing?
\- NATO didn't entered the war yet
