The Best 19 Bankers Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Bankers jokes. There are some bankers banker jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these bankers loan puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Bankers Jokes and Puns

A Blonde Woman Asks For A $5000 Loan

A blonde woman walks into a bank in NYC before going on vacation and asks for a $5,000 loan.

The banker asks, "Okay, miss, is there anything you would like to use as collateral?"

The woman says, "Yes, of course. I'll use my Rolls Royce."

The banker, stunned, asks, "A $250,000 Rolls Royce? Really?"

The woman is completely positive. She hands over the keys, as the bankers and loan officers laugh at her.
They check her credentials, make sure she is the title owner. Everything checks out.
They park it in their underground garage for two weeks.

When she comes back, she pays off the $5,000 loan as well as the $15.41 interest.

The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very appreciative of your business with us, but I have one question.
We looked you up and found out that you are a multi-millionaire.
Why would you want to borrow $5,000?"

The woman replies,
"Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and
expect it to be there when I return?"

Old bankers never die...

...They just lose interest.

Why won't bankers go to the opera?

Because they quickly lose interest

Bankers joke, Why won't bankers go to the opera?

A 2018 report showed that the vast majority of bankers have no close friends

Apparently they're all loaners

Why do recovering addicts make good bankers?

They have a lot of experience with withdrawals

Why did the investment bankers start dating?

Compound interest

What's a bankers Favorite place to go on vacation?

The Czech Republic

Bankers joke, What's a bankers Favorite place to go on vacation?

New research shows there are no Ginger Bankers...

Survey results suggested that although many wanted to work in finance, they wern't able to sell their soul to Satan...

How do rural bankers speak?


Haven't you heard? Some pirates are going for a career change to bankers, and they've got good rates.


Bankers are so antisocial.

They're a bunch of loaners.

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What do bankers have in common with your worst boyfriend?

They both come early and leave late.

Laughing all the way to the bank

I think bankers must be very positive and funny people - whenever I ask for a loan, all they do is laugh at me.

What do you call a group of bankers?

A wunch

Why do Bankers make for great lovers

Because they know the penalty for early withdrawals

How do fish bankers count their money?

With scales.

Bankers joke, How do fish bankers count their money?

How many investment bankers does it take to screw the economy?

Just one if the bonus is big enough.

What's a bankers favorite dish for christmas?


Bankers commit massive financial crimes and the government...

put them in jail.

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