Bankers Jokes

Following is our collection of lender humor and banker one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Bankers puns for adults, dirty lovers jokes or clean loan gags for kids.

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The Best jokes about Bankers

A Blonde Woman Asks For A $5000 Loan

A blonde woman walks into a bank in NYC before going on vacation and asks for a $5,000 loan.

The banker asks, "Okay, miss, is there anything you would like to use as collateral?"

The woman says, "Yes, of course. I'll use my Rolls Royce."

The banker, stunned, asks, "A $250,000 Rolls Royce? Really?"

The woman is completely positive. She hands over the keys, as the bankers and loan officers laugh at her.
They check her credentials, make sure she is the title owner. Everything checks out.
They park it in their underground garage for two weeks.

When she comes back, she pays off the $5,000 loan as well as the $15.41 interest.

The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very appreciative of your business with us, but I have one question.
We looked you up and found out that you are a multi-millionaire.
Why would you want to borrow $5,000?"

The woman replies,
"Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and
expect it to be there when I return?"

Old bankers never die...

...They just lose interest.

Why won't bankers go to the opera?

Because they quickly lose interest

Why do recovering addicts make good bankers?

They have a lot of experience with withdrawals

Why did the investment bankers start dating?

Compound interest

What's a bankers Favorite place to go on vacation?

The Czech Republic

New research shows there are no Ginger Bankers...

Survey results suggested that although many wanted to work in finance, they wern't able to sell their soul to Satan...

Haven't you heard? Some pirates are going for a career change to bankers, and they've got good rates.


What do bankers have in common with your worst boyfriend?

They both come early and leave late.

Bankers are so antisocial.

They're a bunch of loaners.

How do rural bankers speak?


What do you call a group of bankers?

A wunch

Laughing all the way to the bank

I think bankers must be very positive and funny people - whenever I ask for a loan, all they do is laugh at me.

Bankers commit massive financial crimes and the government...

put them in jail.

Why do Bankers make for great lovers

Because they know the penalty for early withdrawals

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