Bank Vault Jokes
16 bank vault jokes and hilarious bank vault puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about bank vault that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Bank Vault Short Jokes
Short bank vault jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The bank vault humour may include short bank cashier jokes also.
- What does a redditor say when he detonates a bank vault? Wow, this blew up. Thanks for the gold.
- I recently came into a large sum of money Most of which was used to pay my court fees for when I was charged with jacking off in a bank vault.
- Let's talk about safe s**...! Do you think they'd close the door on the bank vault while we do it?
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Bank Vault One Liners
Which bank vault one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with bank vault? I can suggest the ones about bank robber and bank account.
- Why did the janitor get fired from the bank? Because he cleaned out the vault.
- Hear about the guy that built a car out of a bank vault? He wanted to be a safe driver.
- Why did the bank robber die having s**... with the vault? They didn't know the safe word.
Comical Bank Vault Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land
What funny jokes about bank vault you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean bank rob jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make bank vault pranks.
Meanwhile at the s**... Donor Bank
A guy walks into a s**... donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun.
He goes up to the nurse and demands for her to open the s**... bank vault. She says "But sir, its just a s**... bank!", "I don't care, open it now!!!" he replies.
So she opens the door to the vault and inside are all the s**... samples. The guy says "Take one of those s**... samples and drink it!", she looks at him "BUT, they are s**... samples???" , "DO IT!".
So the nurse s**... it back. "That one there, drink that one as well.", so the nurse drinks that one as well.
Finally after 4 samples the man takes off his ski mask and says, "See honey - its not that hard is it ?."
Bank Robbery
A group of thugs bust into a bank. The bank is closed but there is a night watchmen watching the cameras. The thugs all find the vault and crack it open, revealing not money, but yogurt in little dishes. They all find this strange, but one t**... says,
"We might as well eat it."
It's a s**... bank.
Bills
Two thieves break into a bank after a lot of difficulty. Hearing police sirens, they each grab a sack from the vault and run for their lives.
8 months later, after the commotion about the robbery dies down, the thieves meet up casually to talk at a bar about the robbery:
Thief 1: Hey man!! It's been a long time!
Thief 2: Yeah it sure has been long.
T1: What did you get in your sack?
T2: I sure struck gold! I found lots of $500 bills.... I bought a new mansion, married, donated some to charity and put the rest in the bank. Life is amazing! What about you?
T1: I found bills in my sack too.
T2: What did you do with the money?
T1: I'm trying to pay them off one by one......
Oh So Creamy
A guy walks into a s**... donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun.
He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the s**... bank vault.
She says "But sir, its just a s**... bank!"
"I don't care, open it now!!!" he replies.
So she opens the door to the vault and inside are all the s**... samples.
The guy says "Take one of those s**... samples and drink it!"
She looks at him, "BUT, they are s**... samples???"
"DO IT!", He screams.
So the nurse s**... it back.
"That one there, drink that one as well."
So the nurse drinks that one as well.
Finally after 4 samples the man takes off his ski mask and says: "See honey - its not that hard."
And now for something completely different
A young female nurse is working the front desk at a s**... bank. A man wearing a ski mask barges in through the front door and holds a gun to her head. He tells her "Open the vault!"
"But sir, this is a s**... bank..."
"Just do it!" The woman complies and opens the vault containing hundreds of vials of donations. "Now, uncork one and drink it!
"Sir, I don't understand..."
"Do as I say!" So she uncorks a sample and drinks it down. She chokes on it but is more worried about the mysterious man. The assailant has her do it a few more times. The woman is visibly shaken, but he takes off the ski mask and says
"See honey, it isn't that hard."
Easy as 1,2,3.....4.
A guy walks into a s**... donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the s**... bank vault. She says "But sir, its just a s**... bank!", "I don't care, open it now!!!" he replies. So she opens the door to the vault and inside are all the s**... samples. The guy says "Take one of those s**... samples and drink it!", she looks at him "BUT, they are s**... samples???" , "DO IT!". So the nurse s**... it back. "That one there, drink that one as well.", so the nurse drinks that one as well. Finally after 4 samples the man takes off his ski mask and says, "See honey - its not that hard."
A guy walks into a s**... donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun.
He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the s**... bank vault.
She says, "But sir, its just a s**... bank!"
"I don't care, open it now!" he replies.
So she opens the door to the vault and inside are all the s**... samples.
The guy says, "Take one of those s**... samples and drink it!" she looks at him, "BUT, they are s**... samples?"
"DO IT!"
So the nurse s**... it back.
"That one there, drink that one as well," so the nurse drinks that one as well.
Finally after 4 samples the man takes off his ski mask and says, "See honey its not that hard."