Bank Note Jokes
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Making Sense of What's Happening in Europe
A policeman enters an interrogation room, in Athens, Greece.
He tells the perp: "You are accused of robbing the Bank of Greece, tell us where the money is!"
The perp reaches into his pocket and takes out a five-euro note.
"Here you go."
I always try to bank on personality.
On an unrelated note, I'm in debt.
My notion of a wife at 40 is that a man should be able to change her, like a bank note...
for two twenties.
A group of amateur bank robbers plan their first heist, but only have post-it notes to work with.
Should be easy enough to pull off.
Note for Santa
Dear Santa,
Please give me a big fat bank account and a slim body. Please don't mix those two up like you did last year. Thanks.
If you ever get a job at a bank, take care not to slice your hand open while handling notes and coins.
If that happens, you'll be sure to get a pay cut.
Hey, you want to see my d**...?
Pulls out Vietnamese bank note
Why was the bank robber caught so quickly?
The note he gave the teller was written in a sheriff font.
Bank note. Dear Teller...
Be sure to count out correctly today. Signed, The Bank President
A young college co-ed came running in tears to her father.
"Dad, you gave me some terrible financial advice!"
"I did? What did I tell you?" said the dad.
"You told me to put my money in that big bank, and now that big bank is in trouble."
"What are you talking about? That's one of the largest banks in the state," he said. "there must be some mistake."
"I don't think so," she sniffed. "They just returned one of my checks with a note saying, 'Insufficient Funds'."
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