Bank Heist Jokes
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I had an episode of explosive diarrhea during a heist at the bank
s**... went down real fast
Funny Book Title Thread!
I'll start:
"How To Get The Most Out Of Your Bank Heists" by Fillmore Sacks
Why didn't the security guard want to work at the rooftop bank?
Because he was scared of heists.
What do you call a bank robbery planned by Jesus?
A Christ Heist
Who told the christian to rob a bank?
Jesus Heist
A group of amateur bank robbers plan their first heist, but only have post-it notes to work with.
Should be easy enough to pull off.
Bank heists are the lowest among the countries with the highest inflation.
Thieves don't have enough capacity in the vehicles to load enough cash.
Did you know that Bob Ross secretly conducted bank heists?
He was the Rob Boss.
What do bank robbers eat for dessert?
Heist Cream
A man is pulled over by police for speeding
Police 1: do you know how fast you are going?
Man: no, but I do know I am escaping a bank heist.
Police 1: Really?
Man: yes, I robbed the bank and the loot is in my car's trunk
Police 1: is that everything?
Man: no sir, I have a dead body in my backseat and a gun in my glove compartment
[Police 1 calls for backup and now the swat team approaches the man's car]
SWAT 1: I'm going to need you step outside the vehicle
[ the man steps out and the police search the car]
SWAT 1: he appears to have no gun, no stolen money, and no dead body.
Police 1: but he told me he committed those crimes...
Man: well I bet that liar told you I was speeding too!
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