Bank Cashier Jokes
12 bank cashier jokes and hilarious bank cashier puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about bank cashier that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Short bank cashier jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The bank cashier humour may include short bank teller jokes also.
- At the bank, I told the cashier, " I would like to open a joint account." . He enquired, " With whom?"
I answered, " With whomsoever has lots of money." - Due to lack of protective measures during the pandemic, retail cashiers and bank tellers are refusing to go to work It's a counter strike
- A golden joke... Did you hear about the man who robbed the bank? He went up to the cashier and demanded all the gold. When the thief ran away, the cashier yelled, "A u!"
- How to be Insulting in Banks: When ordering travelers checks, try to get the smallest denomination available, and then take ages signing each check in front of the cashier.
- I went into the bank this afternoon... ...and asked to withdraw £50 from my account. The cashier asked me if I wanted to check my balance so I stood on one leg but fell over.
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What funny jokes about bank cashier you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean bank employees jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make bank cashier pranks.
Bank robber pulls out gun, points it at the teller...
Robber: "Give me all your money or you are GEOGRAPHY!'
Cashier (puzzled) "Did you mean to say "or you're history?"
Robber: "Don't change the subject."
A man ends up in a 30-year coma.
After waking up, he receives a phone call from his bank.
He hears: "Dear Mr. Johnson, we are sorry to say that due to recent economic events, the total value of your savings portfolio is $950 billion."
The man, thrilled to hear that, goes to the hospital bar to get a coffee as soon as he can.
When he comes to the bar, he says "I'd like a coffee, please.".
The cashier tells him "That'd be $30 billion.".
A masked thief bursts into a bank...
As he climbs over the counter his balaclava catches and comes off for a second, before he quickly puts it back on.
The thief says to the cashier "did you see my face?", the cashier says "yes, I did!". Then the thief shoots her dead.
The thief then goes up to a customer and says "did you see my face?", the customer says "yes", then the robber shoots him right in the head.
The thief then runs up to a couple and says to the man "did you see my face?", then man says "no, but my wife did!".
A customer walks into a bank...
...and tells the cashier: "Good morning. I've come to pay the final installment on the loan used to buy a baby stroller"
Cashier: "That's wonderful. And how is the baby doing?"
Customer: "I'm doing alright, thank you."
Always think before you answer!
A man walks into a bank with a gun and demands money from the cashier. As he's backing out of the bank with a bag cash, he takes two men as hostages.
He forces the hostages to walk outside at gunpoint. He makes them go into a dark blind alley, tells them to get up against the wall, and makes them turn around.
He points the gun at the first man and asks him a question. "Did you see me rob that bank?"
"Well, yeah." stammers the man.
BANG! The first man drops dead.
Then he points the gun at the second hostage and asks "Did YOU see me rob that bank??"
"NO!" the man shouts. "Uh, but...my wife did."
A man walks into a bank with a gun and demands money from the cashier. As he's backing out of the bank with a bag cash, he takes two men as hostages.
He forces the hostages to walk outside at gunpoint.
"Run that way!" he shouts. They run down the street with the gunman following.
"Turn there!" he says, pointing to a dark alley to one side.
All three run to the dead-end of the alley. The gunman pushes the hostages against a wall. He points the gun at the first man and asks him a question.
"Did you see me rob that bank?"
"Well, yeah." stammers the man.
BANG!
The gunman points the gun at the second hostage.
"Did YOU see me rob that bank??"
"NO!" the man shouts. "Uh, but...my wife did."
The bank manager was in the final stages of hiring a cashier and was down to two final applicants - one of which would get the job.
The first one interviewed was from a small college in upstate New York.
A nice young man, but a bit timid.
Then he called for the second man, "Jim Johnson!"
Up stepped a burley young man who seemed quite sure of himself.
"He looks like he can take care of any situation," thought the manager, and decided, there and then, to hire him.
He turned to the first applicant and told him he could go and they would let him know.
Turning to Johnson, he said, "Now Jim, I like the way you carry yourself that's an important asset for the job as cashier. However, you must be precise. I noticed you did not fill out the place on the application where we asked your formal education."
Jim looked a little confused so the manager said, "Where did you get your financial education?"
"Oh," replied Jim " at Yale."
"That's very good, excellent. You're hired! Now that you're working for us, what do you prefer to be called?"
Jim answered "I don't care. Yimi or Mr. Yonson."