Banjo Player Jokes
6 banjo player jokes and hilarious banjo player puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about banjo player that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Quirky and Hilarious Banjo Player Jokes to Let the Chuckles Begin.
What is a good banjo player joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
What do you call a beautiful woman on the arm of a banjo player?
A tattoo.
How do you know when there's a banjo player at the front door?
He's got the wrong key and he doesn't know when to come in.
What did the guitarist say to the accordion player? Your instrument sounds like a dying cat, but at least it’s not a banjo.
What's the difference between a banjo player t**...?
Terrorists have sympathizers.
Bonus joke:
What's the difference between a banjo and an AK-47?
>!The AK only repeats thirty times.!<
A bagpipe player, a banjo player and an accordion player all walk into a bar...
everybody leaves.
A banjo player returns home after a gig one evening...
Parking his car by his housing, he realizes he forgot to bring in with him his banjo from the backseat. He let's it go, thinking it'll probably be there in the morning still. Next morning he approaches his car, and notices that the rear window of his car has been smashed in! Uproared, he rushes to the car, and what does he find once he gets there? Two banjos in the backseat.
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