Banjo Jokes
23 banjo jokes and hilarious banjo puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about banjo that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Check out this hilarious collection of banjo jokes handpicked by Steve Martin. Joining the mandolin cafe, he has collected great banjo jokes from around the web. Whether you're a banjo, guitar, violin or bassist, you'll appreciate the humor of these banjo tuning jokes. Enjoy!
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Funniest Banjo Short Jokes
Short banjo jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The banjo humour may include short guitar jokes also.
- How do you know when there's a banjo player at the front door? He's got the wrong key and he doesn't know when to come in.
- What did the guitarist say to the accordion player? Your instrument sounds like a dying cat, but at least it’s not a banjo.
- Do you know the definition of"perfect pitch?" When you toss a banjo into a dumpster & it hits an accordion!
- A bagpipe player, a banjo player and an accordion player all walk into a bar... everybody leaves.
- What's the difference between a guitar and a banjo? A guitar can get you laid, whereas a banjo can get you laid with your sister.
- What is the difference between an onion and a banjo? No one gets tears in their eyes when you chop up a banjo.
- What's the definition of perfect pitch? Throwing a banjo into a dumpster and hitting an accordion with it.
- TIL: The guy who invented the toothbrush plays banjo in his spare time. Anyone else would have called it a teethbrush.
- What's the difference between a banjo player t**...? Terrorists have sympathizers.
Bonus joke:
What's the difference between a banjo and an AK-47?
>!The AK only repeats thirty times.!< - I am creating a video game about a bear and bird that hire a p**... and then don't pay her. I'm calling it "Banjo-Kazooie Nuts and Bolts"
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Banjo One Liners
Which banjo one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with banjo? I can suggest the ones about bagpipes and violin fiddle.
- What do you call a beautiful woman on the arm of a banjo player? A tattoo.
- What did the guitar and banjo name their daughter? amanda Lynn
- What did the banjo say to the worried guitar? Don't fret
- Why are banjos played more commonly down south? Because you need 6 fingers to play it.
- Why did the banjo player get into heaven? The devil has standards.
- What do you throw to a drowning banjo player? His mandolin.
- What does a banjo sound like when it's completely in tune? No one really knows.
- I've got a tone to pick with you. #Dueling Banjos
- Why did the chicken play the banjo? He was clucking around.
- Do you know why there are no banjos in Star Trek? Because it's the future... Duh!
Amusing Banjo Jokes to Make You Laugh with Friends
What funny jokes about banjo you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean harp jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make banjo pranks.
Two h**... got married.
On their wedding night, the h**... groom admitted that he was a v**... and didn't really know what to do.
The h**... bride, who was much experienced, just giggled and said, "Silly, you just take that thing you play with and put it where I pee." So he got up, grabbed his banjo and threw it in the sink.
A banjo player returns home after a gig one evening...
Parking his car by his housing, he realizes he forgot to bring in with him his banjo from the backseat. He let's it go, thinking it'll probably be there in the morning still. Next morning he approaches his car, and notices that the rear window of his car has been smashed in! Uproared, he rushes to the car, and what does he find once he gets there? Two banjos in the backseat.
