Banister Jokes

Following is our collection of table humor and mailboxes one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Banister puns for adults, dirty staircase jokes or clean rail gags for kids.

There is an abundance of honey jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 8 funniest jokes on banister. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any coyly witze you can hear about banister.

The Best jokes about Banister

Boy: [kissing girl on couch] you wanna take this upstairs?

Girl: He-he, sure baby.

Boy: Awesome! Grab the other end, and try not to scuff the banister.

Limericks eh?

There once was a fellow named Blair
Who was having his girl on the stair
On the 44th stroke
The banister broke
So he finished her off in the air.

A scotsman on his deathbed

An elderly scotsman is lying on his deathbed, when he suddenly smells the most wonderful smell of his favourite scones. Could this be the last loyal gift from his wife of 60 years to him? His favourite scones? With all his remaining force, he lifts himself out of his bed, descends the stairs while holding on the banister with his trembling hands and enters the kitchen.

There, he witnesses the most amazing thing: Every single surface is covered in scones! With his shaking fingers, he feebly reaches to grab one, when his hand is suddenly smacked with a wooden spoon.

"Get off!", shouts his wife, "they're for the funeral!"

A guy comes home from work to see find his new bride sliding down the banister

He says "What are you doing?"

"Warming up your dinner"

There was once a man from bel air who was doing his wife on the stair,

but the banister broke so he doubled his stroke and finished her off in mid air!


A man comes home from work to find his wife sliding down the banister.
"What are you doing?" he asks.
She answers, "Warming up your dinner."

Man calls home before leaving the office, asks his wife to slide down the banister.

To get his dinner warmed up.

A long time ago in a galaxy far far away a man opened a banister decorations store called--

Stair Wares

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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