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"It's a boy", David shouted, "It's a BOY!" With tears rolling down his eyes, David came running out of the room.

And never visited Bangkok again.


"It's a boy! " Frank exclaimed. "It's a boy!"

And he never visited Bangkok ever again.


"It's a boy!" Mario shouted. "It's a boy!"

With tears rolling down his cheeks, Mario came running out of the room....and never visited Bangkok again.


Free sex tonight

At a travel agency in Bangkok, I asked the Thai girl behind the counter if she could escort me on a city tour and asked her for her mobile number so I could call her to make arrangements.

She gave me a big smile, nodded her head and said,

"Sex sex sex, wan free sex for tonight".

I replied, "Wow, you Thai women are really hospitable!"

A guy standing next to me who had overheard our conversation tapped me on the shoulder and said,

"Don't get too excited. What she really said was: 666136429."


Confucius say: Man who go through airport turnstile sideways

going to Bangkok.


Confucius say...

Confucius say, man going thru airport turnstyle sideways Going to Bangkok.


Silly superstition

A reporter was on a business trip in Bangkok, when he struck up a conversation with a young lady in a bar.

After a half dozen drinks, he suggested they get their own bottle and retire to his motel room, and she readily agreed.

"Say, how old are you anyway," the man asked, as the obviously-young lass was disrobing.

"Thirteen" she replied with a shy smile.

"THIRTEEN??? My God, Girl!!! You get those clothes back on at once and get the hell outta here! Are you crazy?" he thundered.

Pausing briefly at the door as she was leaving, the perplexed nymphet smiled and said, "Superstitious, huh?"


What do you call porn in Bangkok?



Confucious say:

Man who go through turnstile sideways going to Bangkok


What's the worst word to get in charades?



Made in Thailand

Have you heard of the mountain climber from Bangkok?

He became famous as the Thai of the Eiger.


Who won the election for mayor of Bangkok?

It was a Thai.


A friend went for Thai massage in Bangkok recently.

A friend went for Thai massage in Bangkok recently. He requested for two masseurs, one for him and another for his wife.

After massaging the man for a long time, the Thai massuer said, "Massage pinis". He kept ghastly quiet pretending not to have heard it.

Again, the massuer repeated herself, "Massage pinis". Again he kept quiet, turned his face away from wife and gave a cheeky smile.

Then the wife shouted across, "How many times do you need her to repeat? She said massage has finished!!


Man who walks through airport turnstiles sideways....

is going to Bangkok


Why can no one win at the Bangkok Olympics ?

Because it's always a THAI game.


On the train in Bangkok....

...a young, long-haired, busty Thai sat down directly opposite me & started putting on lipstick.

I thought to myself, "Please don't get an erection, please don't get an erection, please don't get an erection."

But he did.


The Thai rescue divers were given tight trunks to wear as they maneuvered through the narrow caves

So they wouldn't Bangkok.


It's a Boy! James shouted, It's a Boy!!! i still can't believe it! ..with tears rolling down ,James came running out

.....swearing never ever to come back to Bangkok again! xD


Man who goes through airport turnstile sideways,

Going to Bangkok



How did the Bread contest end? Stalemate.

What about the weed smoking contest? There were *joint* winners!

What about the competition to see who could locate Bangkok the quickest on a map? Was a Thai.

And that sketching contest? A draw.


Why can't you ever win on a sex trip to Bangkok?

Cuz you always finish in a Thai


Confusious says

Man who go through turnstile at airport sideways, always going to Bangkok.


What is a Thai person's finishing fight move.



Why is Bangkok so safe?

Because there are so many Ex-Men


I've lost a friend after we chopped up a man from Bangkok together

We severed Thais


What's a gay Asian's favourite city?



It's a boy!

"It's a boy", Jimbo shouted, "It's a BOY!" With tears rolling down his eyes, Jimbo came running out of the room.

And never returned to Bangkok again.


WHY couldnรจt anyone win at the Bangkok Olympics

Because its always a THAI game.


A rouge English cavalier from the Middle Ages is magically sent into the future to depose Thailand's most ruthless dictator.

One knight in Bangkok makes a hard man humble.


What did the volcano say after 3 years in Bangkok?

Me lava you long time.


Are you able to untie a Thai?

If no, then that means you can't Bangkok


Confucius says

Man entering airport door sideways bound to Bangkok


A man who walks through airport turnstile sideways...

is going to Bangkok.


~From the movie: On A Clear Day


Whats it called when a girl in bangkok gets a letter?



Old Chinese Proverb

Says "Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways is going to Bangkok"


Was having a chat with my friend today about what we regretted doing

At one point, he mentioned that he regretted what he did in the capital of Thailand.
Who told you.


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