Bangkok Jokes

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The Best jokes about Bangkok

"It's a boy", David shouted, "It's a BOY!" With tears rolling down his eyes, David came running out of the room.

And never visited Bangkok again.

"It's a boy! " Frank exclaimed. "It's a boy!"

And he never visited Bangkok ever again.

Why did the couple get married in Bangkok?

Because they wanted to Thai the knot.

Free sex tonight

At a travel agency in Bangkok, I asked the Thai girl behind the counter if she could escort me on a city tour and asked her for her mobile number so I could call her to make arrangements.

She gave me a big smile, nodded her head and said,

"Sex sex sex, wan free sex for tonight".

I replied, "Wow, you Thai women are really hospitable!"

A guy standing next to me who had overheard our conversation tapped me on the shoulder and said,

"Don't get too excited. What she really said was: 666136429."

Confucius say: Man who go through airport turnstile sideways

going to Bangkok.

This one's true. A work colleague of mine told me she went to Bangkok on her honeymoon. I replied,

I know you did, but where did you go?

Don't ever drive your car through Bangkok

You might blow a tranny

Made in Thailand

Have you heard of the mountain climber from Bangkok?

He became famous as the Thai of the Eiger.


Who won the election for mayor of Bangkok?

It was a Thai.

What's the worst word to get in charades?


A friend went for Thai massage in Bangkok recently.

A friend went for Thai massage in Bangkok recently. He requested for two masseurs, one for him and another for his wife.

After massaging the man for a long time, the Thai massuer said, "Massage pinis". He kept ghastly quiet pretending not to have heard it.

Again, the massuer repeated herself, "Massage pinis". Again he kept quiet, turned his face away from wife and gave a cheeky smile.

Then the wife shouted across, "How many times do you need her to repeat? She said massage has finished!!

Man who walks through airport turnstiles sideways....

is going to Bangkok

It's a boy!

"It's a boy", Jimbo shouted, "It's a BOY!" With tears rolling down his eyes, Jimbo came running out of the room.




And never returned to Bangkok again.

What do men in Thailand say when they can't get girls?

Phuket! I'm just going to Bangkok instead!

On the train in Bangkok....

...a young, long-haired, busty Thai sat down directly opposite me & started putting on lipstick.

I thought to myself, "Please don't get an erection, please don't get an erection, please don't get an erection."

But he did.

Why can no one win at the Bangkok Olympics ?

Because it's always a THAI game.

The Thai rescue divers were given tight trunks to wear as they maneuvered through the narrow caves

So they wouldn't Bangkok.

It's a Boy! James shouted, It's a Boy!!! i still can't believe it! ..with tears rolling down ,James came running out

.....swearing never ever to come back to Bangkok again! xD

Why can't you ever win on a sex trip to Bangkok?

Cuz you always finish in a Thai


How did the Bread contest end? Stalemate.

What about the weed smoking contest? There were *joint* winners!

What about the competition to see who could locate Bangkok the quickest on a map? Was a Thai.

And that sketching contest? A draw.

Ouch, that smarts

Confucius say, man who go through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

What is a Thai person's finishing fight move.


Why is Bangkok so safe?

Because there are so many Ex-Men

I was at a barber shop in Bangkok and I asked to get my hair dyed, and for the barber to surprise me. I noticed that it was taking a bit longer than hair dyeing normally would, and when I looked at the finished job in the mirror, I noticed that they were in rainbow swirls.

When I asked the barber, "What is this?" he told me,"Well, it's a Thai dye."

I really regret what I did in the capital of Thailand


Arranging a business trip.

"Hello I need to book a business trip to Thailand."

"Are you going to Bangkok?"

"No, I'm just going to Phuket."

I've lost a friend after we chopped up a man from Bangkok together

We severed Thais

What's a gay Asian's favourite city?


What did the volcano say after 3 years in Bangkok?

Me lava you long time.

Whats it called when a girl in bangkok gets a letter?


What do you call a brothel in Bangkok?

A tourist trap

A rouge English cavalier from the Middle Ages is magically sent into the future to depose Thailand's most ruthless dictator.

One knight in Bangkok makes a hard man humble.

Are you able to untie a Thai?

If no, then that means you can't Bangkok

A man who walks through airport turnstile sideways...

is going to Bangkok.


~From the movie: On A Clear Day

Was having a chat with my friend today about what we regretted doing

At one point, he mentioned that he regretted what he did in the capital of Thailand.
Who told you.

Old Chinese Proverb

Says "Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways is going to Bangkok"

Confucius says

Man entering airport door sideways bound to Bangkok

What's a gay man's favorite city?


What did the 2 gay gunslingers say when they met up in Thailand?

Let's Bangkok!

Girls in Bangkok are like a box of chocolates...

you never know which one has nuts !!!

Why are southeast Asian countries' people so kinky?

Because they Bangkok in Thigh land.

"Trick or Treat" refers to Halloween...

...but it also describes potential outcomes of taking an attractive Bangkok waitress back to your hotel room.

I was considering taking a trip to Bangkok, Thailand, but...


The last time I saw 12 Thai dicks coming out of a hole...

I was on visiting a disco bar in Bangkok.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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