The Best 9 Bangin Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Bangin jokes. There are some bangin carne jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these bangin nock puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Bangin Jokes and Puns

I was banging this hot chick on her kitchen table when we heard the front door open

She said "it's my husband!. Quick, try the backdoor!"

Thinking back, I really should have ran but you don't get offers like that every day.

Banging your head against a wall burns 150 calories an hour.

It also gets you removed from your local gym.

I got a banging sound system fitted into my car.

Might make my job as a hearse driver more entertaining.

Bangin joke, I got a banging sound system fitted into my car.

Banging an ugly woman....

Banging an ugly woman is a lot like skydiving. It's a great time, as long as you don't look down.

So I was banging the boss's daughter...

Can't get fired, I'm self employed

You know what they say about banging on a camping trip...'s in tents!

I was banging a retarded girl last night...

She didn't want me to finish in her mouth, so I shot my load on the window and let nature take its course.

Bangin joke, I was banging a retarded girl last night...

I like my EU like I like banging my gf...


Banging your head against a wall for one hour burns 150 calories.

It also got me banned from the local gym.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the bangin trippin jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working bangin nickname piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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