The Best 10 Bane Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Bane jokes. There are some bane wayne jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these bane nemesis puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Bane Jokes and Puns

My job is the bane of my existence...

It's backbreaking work

What do Jim Carrey and Bane have in common?

No one cared who they were 'til they put on the mask.

What is Batman after being beat up by Bane?

Bruise Wayne.

What is Batman's least favorite ice cream?

Vanilla Bane!

Did you hear about how Bane is breeding sheep?

It's extremely painful.

For ewe.


If something is the bane of your existence...

Then be the batman.

Furries are like Bane,

No one cared who they were until they put on the mask.

So you know about Mr. Dorrance?

Well, he's the bane of Batman's existence

What type of doctor did Batman visit after Bane broke his back?

A Chiroptopracter.

Where did Bane buy his mobile contract?

Phones... for you.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the bane gotham jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working bane kryptonite piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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