Bane Jokes

Following is our collection of doom humor and wayne one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Bane puns for adults, dirty arkham jokes or clean nemesis gags for kids.

There is an abundance of gotham jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 8 funniest jokes on bane. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any kryptonite witze you can hear about bane.

The Best jokes about Bane

My job is the bane of my existence...

It's backbreaking work

What do Jim Carrey and Bane have in common?

No one cared who they were 'til they put on the mask.

What is Batman's least favorite ice cream?

Vanilla Bane!

Did you hear about how Bane is breeding sheep?

It's extremely painful.

For ewe.

What is Batman after being beat up by Bane?

Bruise Wayne.


Furries are like Bane,

No one cared who they were until they put on the mask.

If something is the bane of your existence...

Then be the batman.

Where did Bane buy his mobile contract?

Phones... for you.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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