The Best 6 Bandsaw Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Bandsaw jokes. There are some bandsaw meowt jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these bandsaw purr puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Bandsaw Jokes and Puns

Horrible animal jokes inside.

How do you get a dog to sound like a cat? Stick it in the freezer for a few hours, then run it through a bandsaw and it goes "MRRREEOOW".

BONUS JOKE: How do you get a cat to sound like a dog? Pour gasoline on it and light it up and it goes "WHOOF".

What's a musician's favorite power tool?

A Bandsaw

How do you make a dog meow?

Put it in the freezer for three days. Run it through a bandsaw.
Meoooooow.

How do you make a cat go woof?

Dunk it in spirits and light it on fire.

How do you make a dog go meow?
Run it through a bandsaw.

TIFU by splitting my hand on a bandsaw

I saw too much.


Two quick jokes

How do you make a dog go meow? Freeze it in a block of ice an run it through a band-saw... MMMEEEOOOOWWWW!

How do you make a cat go woof? Pour kerosene on it an drop a match... WOOOFF!

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the bandsaw cutter jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working bandsaw freezer piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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