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Bandsaw Jokes

5 bandsaw jokes and hilarious bandsaw puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about bandsaw that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.


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Quirky and Hilarious Bandsaw Jokes to Let the Chuckles Begin.

What is a good bandsaw joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

Horrible animal jokes inside.

How do you get a dog to sound like a cat? Stick it in the freezer for a few hours, then run it through a bandsaw and it goes "MRRREEOOW".
BONUS JOKE: How do you get a cat to sound like a dog? Pour gasoline on it and light it up and it goes "WHOOF".

What's a musician's favorite power tool?

A Bandsaw

How do you make a dog meow?

Put it in the freezer for three days. Run it through a bandsaw.
Meoooooow.

How do you make a cat go woof?

Dunk it in spirits and light it on fire.
How do you make a dog go meow?
Run it through a bandsaw.

TIFU by splitting my hand on a bandsaw

I saw too much.


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