Bandsaw Jokes

Following is our collection of meow humor and meowt one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Bandsaw puns for adults, dirty hacksaw jokes or clean purr gags for kids.

There is an abundance of cutter jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 5 funniest jokes on bandsaw. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any freezer witze you can hear about bandsaw.

The Best jokes about Bandsaw

Horrible animal jokes inside.

How do you get a dog to sound like a cat? Stick it in the freezer for a few hours, then run it through a bandsaw and it goes "MRRREEOOW".

BONUS JOKE: How do you get a cat to sound like a dog? Pour gasoline on it and light it up and it goes "WHOOF".

What's a musician's favorite power tool?

A Bandsaw

How do you make a dog meow?

Put it in the freezer for three days. Run it through a bandsaw.
Meoooooow.

Two quick jokes

How do you make a dog go meow? Freeze it in a block of ice an run it through a band-saw... MMMEEEOOOOWWWW!

How do you make a cat go woof? Pour kerosene on it an drop a match... WOOOFF!

How do you make a cat go woof?

Dunk it in spirits and light it on fire.

How do you make a dog go meow?
Run it through a bandsaw.


Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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