bandsaw Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious bandsaw puns

Horrible animal jokes inside.

How do you get a dog to sound like a cat? Stick it in the freezer for a few hours, then run it through a bandsaw and it goes "MRRREEOOW".

BONUS JOKE: How do you get a cat to sound like a dog? Pour gasoline on it and light it up and it goes "WHOOF".

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A builder

I had a builder in yesterday who had lost his ears in a bandsaw.

"Fucking hell," I said,

"how do you manage?"

"I can still hear," he said,

"I just get on with it."

"No, I mean where do you put your pencil?"

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What's a musician's favorite power tool?

A Bandsaw

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How do you make a dog meow?

Put it in the freezer for three days. Run it through a bandsaw.
Meoooooow.

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Two quick jokes

How do you make a dog go meow? Freeze it in a block of ice an run it through a band-saw... MMMEEEOOOOWWWW!

How do you make a cat go woof? Pour kerosene on it an drop a match... WOOOFF!

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How do you make a dog go meow?

Freeze it and run it through a bandsaw. MEEEOWW!!

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What's the diffence between a thong and a bandsaw?

Nothing... Just one inch of a slip with your finger and you're in deep shit in both cases.

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How do you make a dog meow?

Freeze it and run it through a bandsaw... MEEEOOOW!

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How do you make a cat go woof?

Dunk it in spirits and light it on fire.

How do you make a dog go meow?
Run it through a bandsaw.

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TIFU by splitting my hand on a bandsaw

I saw too much.

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How do you make a dog sound like a cat?

You freeze it, put it on a bandsaw and cut it; "Meoooow".

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What are the most funny Bandsaw jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Bandsaw? Well, here are the best Bandsaw dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Bandsaw pick up lines to share with friends.

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