bands Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious bands puns

I like metal bands with female lead singers...

Something about women screaming makes me rock hard.

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I've been diagnosed with a type of amnesia where I deny the existence of certain 80s bands.

There is no cure.

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I've been diagnosed with a type of amnesia where I deny the existence of certain 80's bands...

There is no cure...

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U2 are one of Ireland's most successful bands.

Or according to their tax returns, one of Netherlands' least successful hardware store owners.

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I'm not going to let my kids listen to symphonies and big bands...

too much sax and violins

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How many indie bands does it take to change a light bulb?

Eh, it's some number you've probably never heard of.

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Just thought of this

So I was at a hippy music festival and after the show I met a few bands back stage. I saw a bassist sitting in the corner by himself so I sat next to him and asked.

"Hey man, my name is Mark. Whats your name, what you been up to?"

"Benjamin"


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I have a pun about rubber bands...

But it's a bit of a stretch.

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I like rock bands named after their lead singers

Like Marilyn Manson, Alice Cooper, and Tool.

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Doctor: "Sir, the results are in. I'm afraid you have a serious case of 80s Rock Bands Alzheimer's"

Patient: "Oh my god. What is the cure??!"

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I bought one of those anti-bullying charity wrist bands the other day

I say bought, I stole it off a fat ginger kid.

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I've just been diagnosed with a rare form of amnesia where I can't remember a small amount of 80's music bands.

Unfortunately there is no cure.

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Did you know most Christian bands have a favourite chord?

Gsus

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A boy was snapping rubber bands on his friends arm

He kept doing it in the same spot every second, over and over again until the friend eventually said, "Ouch, that one Hertz."

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Why can't creationists ever get girls in rock bands?

They aren't very good at carbon dating.

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My Neighbors like my bands music...

so much they recently threw a Brick threw my Window to hear it better!

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I made a jam bands playlist on Spotify

It's 16 hours long and only has 5 songs on it

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As a Christian I can't Believe there are Billy Idol Cover Bands

The Bible is very clear that we should not have False Idols

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Did you know Kurt Cobain constantly criticized other musicians and bands?

He was always shooting his mouth off.

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Ray Manzarek, Ric Ocasek, and Sting were talking about forming a new band after moving on from their previous bands.

They were going to call themselves The Police Car Doors.

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What do 90's boy bands and blue spruce trees have in common?

They all have frosted tips.

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What do you call musical groups that are exclusively made of masseuses?

Rubber bands

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What did the Chinese statistician use to tally the number of Swedish bands?

An ABBAcus

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K-pop bands don't have groupies.

No Korean in their right mind would sleep with a fan.

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10 Bands Stevie Wonder Hasn't Seen, 1 is a lie.

* 1-9 bands other than The Darkness
* 10 The Darkness

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What bands did they hire to play at the Developmental Disability Conference?

System of a Downs
My Chemical Imbalance.
Youth In Asia

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I have a Polish friend who does microphone tests for bands.

I have a Czech one two. Czech one two. Czech one two.

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The thing about the best bands, is...

..their music is technically sound.

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Do Christian rock bands still bang groupies?

Yes, they just don't use birth control.

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I have a particular disease for which I deny the existence of some 80s bands

There is no cure

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Looking for jokes about Boy Bands!!!

Hosting a sing-a-long drink-a-long and need some jokes with boy bands as a theme. Please help!

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There has been a multiple thefts of rubber bands in our office...

I guess you can say we have a Rubber Bandit

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What were Helen Keller's favorite bands?

The Deftones and Blind Melon

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New bar in town. (Trans. from Rus.)

A man (M) comes into a bank to get a loan. A clerk (C) meets him and asks him what's he going to do with the money. M:"I am going to start a Fag-Bar". C:" Thats something new, why do you think people will come to your bar?" M:"Well, all of the guys in all of the boy bands are fags - they will come, all of the politicians are fags - they will come, all movie critics are fags - they will come". C: "I am sorry, but I dont think we can land you the money." M:" Well then you are also welcome!"

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Why aren't Gingers allowed in Jazz bands?

Not enough soul.

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What are the most funny Bands jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Bands? Well, here are the best Bands dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Bands pick up lines to share with friends.

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