Bands Jokes

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I like metal bands with female lead singers...

Something about women screaming makes me rock hard.

I've been diagnosed with a type of amnesia where I deny the existence of certain 80s bands.

There is no cure.

U2 are one of Ireland's most successful bands.

Or according to their tax returns, one of Netherlands' least successful hardware store owners.

I'm not going to let my kids listen to symphonies and big bands...

too much sax and violins

How many indie bands does it take to change a light bulb?

Eh, it's some number you've probably never heard of.

Just thought of this

So I was at a hippy music festival and after the show I met a few bands back stage. I saw a bassist sitting in the corner by himself so I sat next to him and asked.

"Hey man, my name is Mark. Whats your name, what you been up to?"

"Benjamin"


I have a pun about rubber bands...

But it's a bit of a stretch.

I like rock bands named after their lead singers

Like Marilyn Manson, Alice Cooper, and Tool.

I bought one of those anti-bullying charity wrist bands the other day

I say bought, I stole it off a fat ginger kid.

Doctor: "Sir, the results are in. I'm afraid you have a serious case of 80s Rock Bands Alzheimer's"

Patient: "Oh my god. What is the cure??!"

I've just been diagnosed with a rare form of amnesia where I can't remember a small amount of 80's music bands.

Unfortunately there is no cure.

Did you know most Christian bands have a favourite chord?

Gsus

A boy was snapping rubber bands on his friends arm

He kept doing it in the same spot every second, over and over again until the friend eventually said, "Ouch, that one Hertz."

Why can't creationists ever get girls in rock bands?

They aren't very good at carbon dating.

My Neighbors like my bands music...

so much they recently threw a Brick threw my Window to hear it better!

As a Christian I can't Believe there are Billy Idol Cover Bands

The Bible is very clear that we should not have False Idols

I made a jam bands playlist on Spotify

It's 16 hours long and only has 5 songs on it

Did you know Kurt Cobain constantly criticized other musicians and bands?

He was always shooting his mouth off.

What do 90's boy bands and blue spruce trees have in common?

They all have frosted tips.

Ray Manzarek, Ric Ocasek, and Sting were talking about forming a new band after moving on from their previous bands.

They were going to call themselves The Police Car Doors.

As a result of deforestation, many species lost their natural habitat

Including Folk music bands.

What did the Chinese statistician use to tally the number of Swedish bands?

An ABBAcus

K-pop bands don't have groupies.

No Korean in their right mind would sleep with a fan.

What do you call musical groups that are exclusively made of masseuses?

Rubber bands

Looking for jokes about Boy Bands!!!

Hosting a sing-a-long drink-a-long and need some jokes with boy bands as a theme. Please help!

10 Bands Stevie Wonder Hasn't Seen, 1 is a lie.

* 1-9 bands other than The Darkness
* 10 The Darkness

The thing about the best bands, is...

..their music is technically sound.

I have a particular disease for which I deny the existence of some 80s bands

There is no cure

What bands did they hire to play at the Developmental Disability Conference?

System of a Downs
My Chemical Imbalance.
Youth In Asia

I have a Polish friend who does microphone tests for bands.

I have a Czech one two. Czech one two. Czech one two.

Do Christian rock bands still bang groupies?

Yes, they just don't use birth control.

There has been a multiple thefts of rubber bands in our office...

I guess you can say we have a Rubber Bandit

Eric Clapton and Paul Weller were going to take their bands on a reunion tour of the West Country

But they couldn't decide who should go on first.

Why aren't Gingers allowed in Jazz bands?

Not enough soul.

What were Helen Keller's favorite bands?

The Deftones and Blind Melon

Have you heard the latest by Lady Marmalade and the Pectin Pack?

Oh wait, I forgot you don't like jam bands

I apologize for not knowing my 90's boy bands.

I was never *NSYNC with the trends.

Parliment and Funkadelic used to be great bands...

But now they are defunct.

The bands Jet and Government Mule are on tour for the USO...

Since they are touring together, they are advertised on the signs as Jet-Mule. They are preparing to perform a charity concert. At the concert, the event organizers plan to welcome the former members of Seal Team Six onto the stage. Right before the concert is planned to start, an intern runs to the director of the event and says "Sir! Sir! Someone has beat up the Seals. They're seriously hurt! They're covered in bruises! They're covered in welts!" The director says "Do we know who did this?" The intern replies "A witness said it was the band who hurt them." The director says "Well, that's impossible." "How do you know?" asked the intern.

"Because," he said, "Jet-Mule can't welt Seal teams."

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