The Best 54 Bands Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Bands jokes. There are some bands metallica jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these bands brass band puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Bands Jokes and Puns

I'm not going to let my kids listen to symphonies and big bands...

too much sax and violins

Just thought of this

So I was at a hippy music festival and after the show I met a few bands back stage. I saw a bassist sitting in the corner by himself so I sat next to him and asked.

"Hey man, my name is Mark. Whats your name, what you been up to?"

"Benjamin"

How many indie bands does it take to change a light bulb?

Eh, it's some number you've probably never heard of.

Bands joke, How many indie bands does it take to change a light bulb?

Looking for jokes about Boy Bands!!!

Hosting a sing-a-long drink-a-long and need some jokes with boy bands as a theme. Please help!

Ray Manzarek, Ric Ocasek, and Sting were talking about forming a new band after moving on from their previous bands.

They were going to call themselves The Police Car Doors.


U2 are one of Ireland's most successful bands.

Or according to their tax returns, one of Netherlands' least successful hardware store owners.

There has been a multiple thefts of rubber bands in our office...

I guess you can say we have a Rubber Bandit

Bands joke, There has been a multiple thefts of rubber bands in our office...

Doctor: "Sir, the results are in. I'm afraid you have a serious case of 80s Rock Bands Alzheimer's"

Patient: "Oh my god. What is the cure??!"

A boy was snapping rubber bands on his friends arm

He kept doing it in the same spot every second, over and over again until the friend eventually said, "Ouch, that one Hertz."

Knew a guy who fashioned an entire suit out of rubber bands.

He was quite the snappy dresser.

The thing about the best bands, is...

..their music is technically sound.

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Why Pyongyang the capital of North Korea?

It is the same noise the elastic bands that launch their nuclear missiles make

Why can Chinese bands rehearse so much?

They're never short of Sichuan musicians.

Have you heard the latest by Lady Marmalade and the Pectin Pack?

Oh wait, I forgot you don't like jam bands

What bands did they hire to play at the Developmental Disability Conference?

System of a Downs
My Chemical Imbalance.
Youth In Asia

I have a Polish friend who does microphone tests for bands.

I have a Czech one two. Czech one two. Czech one two.

Bands joke, I have a Polish friend who does microphone tests for bands.

Why aren't Gingers allowed in Jazz bands?

Not enough soul.

I have a particular disease for which I deny the existence of some 80s bands

There is no cure

What do 90's boy bands and blue spruce trees have in common?

They all have frosted tips.


As a Christian I can't Believe there are Billy Idol Cover Bands

The Bible is very clear that we should not have False Idols

I have a pun about rubber bands...

But it's a bit of a stretch.

I've been diagnosed with a type of amnesia where I deny the existence of certain 80s bands.

There is no cure.

Did you know Kurt Cobain constantly criticized other musicians and bands?

He was always shooting his mouth off.

My Neighbors like my bands music...

so much they recently threw a Brick threw my Window to hear it better!

10 Bands Stevie Wonder Hasn't Seen, 1 is a lie.

* 1-9 bands other than The Darkness
* 10 The Darkness

I like rock bands named after their lead singers

Like Marilyn Manson, Alice Cooper, and Tool.

I decided I'm going to open a bar for Muslim Rock Bands to play at...

I'm going to call it...

Allah Hu-Rock Bar

I like metal bands with female lead singers...

Something about women screaming makes me rock hard.

The 90s surely had some great bands.

There is no doubt of that

What do you call musical groups that are exclusively made of masseuses?

Rubber bands

Do Christian rock bands still bang groupies?

Yes, they just don't use birth control.

I'm trying to get into classical music,

but I can't find any original recordings. All the music is performed by cover bands.

What are Captain Kirk's least favorite 1970's prog-rock bands?

It's a tossup between the alan parsons PROJECT and GENESIS.

I've just been diagnosed with a rare form of amnesia where I can't remember a small amount of 80's music bands.

Unfortunately there is no cure.

What did the Chinese statistician use to tally the number of Swedish bands?

An ABBAcus

My opinion about mothers-in-law is like a hipster's opinion about bands

I bought one of those anti-bullying charity wrist bands the other day

I say bought, I stole it off a fat ginger kid.

K-pop bands don't have groupies.

No Korean in their right mind would sleep with a fan.

I made a jam bands playlist on Spotify

It's 16 hours long and only has 5 songs on it

Did you know most Christian bands have a favourite chord?

Gsus

Why can't creationists ever get girls in rock bands?

They aren't very good at carbon dating.

What were Helen Keller's favorite bands?

The Deftones and Blind Melon

Did you hear the largest rubber band ball has 200 Million rubber bands?

I think it's a bit of a stretch.

As a result of deforestation, many species lost their natural habitat

Including Folk music bands.

Eric Clapton and Paul Weller were going to take their bands on a reunion tour of the West Country

But they couldn't decide who should go on first.

How many sexual predators does it take to start a local music scene?

Come to the show and find out. It starts at 8, $10 to get in girls get in free if they show their tits, our bands on at 10 you should definitely check us out we're really good I've been trying to get us a record deal. Anyway you trying to come to my place after this I have a 12 pack of twisted teas at home?

An assistant to Donald Trump

>**An assistant to Donald Trump told him she had a fantastic dream last night.**
**There was a huge parade down Pennsylvania Avenue celebrating Trump.** 
**Millions lined the parade route, cheering when the President went past.**
**Bands were playing; children were throwing confetti into the air; there were balloons everywhere.** 
**It was absolutely the BIGGEST CELEBRATION WASHINGTON HAD EVER SEEN!!!**
**Trump was very impressed and said, "That's really great!** 
**By the way, how did I look in your dream? Was my hair okay?"** 
**His assistant said, "I couldn't tell, the casket was closed."**

How do emo bands prepare for their shows?

They self-harmonize.

The history of boy bands proves the theory of evolution

They all descended from The Monkees.

Why do Ska Bands make the best Door Dash drivers?

Because if you order food they'll *pick it up, pick it up, pick it up*.

Why did the African band win the battle of the bands?

They were Moroccan

I came up with a joke on Tinder. It was wasted on her.

Frodo, Sam, Pippen and Merry went to Kay's Jewellers. Frodo said to the jeweler: "We are all getting married this weekend, and we shall need 4 wedding bands!". The jeweler responded, "I'm sorry, we are almost completely sold out. The best I can offer is one ring to woo them all."

Aside from King Crimson, did any other seminal progressive rock bands form in London in 1968?

Yes

Our bands bassist was always coming in late

He just couldn't get the timing right, so we kicked him out of the band. He got so depressed, he threw himself behind a bus.

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