Bandit Jokes
27 bandit jokes and hilarious bandit puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about bandit that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
This article is a collection of hilarious bandit jokes just in time for your next round of golf! Read about the one-armed bandit, Bluey Bandit, Mexican Bandit, and IWitness. Plus, find out how to protect yourself from their infamous weapon-related thefts!
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Funniest Bandit Short Jokes
Short bandit jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The bandit humour may include short robber jokes also.
- Did you hear about the bandit that stole a truck of soap? Police say he made a clean getaway.
- News.. Burt Reynolds dead. his family say he will be cremated. So this time he will be more smokey than bandit.
- There has been a multiple thefts of rubber bands in our office... I guess you can say we have a Rubber Bandit
- Somebody once told me... Hands off my Macaroni, Milwaukee pasta bandit found dead. He was picking up the gun, with his finger and his thumb, raising up, pointed straight at his forehead.
- What do you call a Panda who eats, shoots, and leaves? A Pandit.
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OC by BatManBenJamIn - Why did the bandit from Burma vote for Trump and Hillary to be the primary candidates? Because, Master Wayne, some men just want to watch the world burn.
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Bandit One Liners
Which bandit one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with bandit? I can suggest the ones about armed robber and bank robber.
- What did the German bandit say when he was finally apprehended by Peralta? Nein nein!
- How do thieves kiss? They make out like bandits.
- What do you call a robber who looks like David Beckham? Bandit like Beckham
- Watch out for the bandit stealing and shredding newspapers. It's breaking news.
- I once stole a simile I made out like a bandit
- What do you call a group of musicians who stole all of their instruments? Bandits.
- Why couldn't the cops catch the toilet bandit? They had nothing to go on!!!
- You hear about that condiment bandit? he smuggled as much as he could mustard
- My ex-girlfriend was always stealing kisses from me She made out like a bandit
- What do you call a s**... repressed bandit? Rubbin' Hood
- What does an o**... stealing bandit say? Stand and de-liver!
- How do I know thieves are bad kissers? Because apparently I make out like a bandit.
Cheeky Bandit Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle
What funny jokes about bandit you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean gangster jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make bandit pranks.
A bounty hunter rides into town with a completely sealed box.
He goes up the the mayor, holds up the bounty, and says, I've got your bandit just as you requested 'dead and alive'.
The mayor says, not 'dead AND alive', 'dead OR alive'.
The bounty hunter looks at the bounty and then at the box and then at the mayor, and says, I guess we should open the box then.
