The Best 5 Bandana Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Bandana jokes. There are some bandana necktie jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these bandana handkerchief puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Bandana Jokes and Puns

What's the best way to make a bandana?

Stick your d in the middle of a banana.

"What's with that fruit taped to your mouth?" the doctor asked. "Covid-19 prevention," the patient replied.

"You need a bandana, not a banana!"

Gucci gang

Didn't know Gucci gang wasn't a real gang. What am I supposed to do with this $3,000 bandana?

Bandana joke, Gucci gang

What do you call an Asian gangster wearing a blue bandana?

A rice crippy.

What's black, wears a bandana and ends the world?

Tupacalypse. (thanks to my buddy Mike)


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the bandana kellers jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working bandana racquetball piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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