Bandana Jokes
6 bandana jokes and hilarious bandana puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about bandana that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Comical & Quirky Bandana Jokes for a Roaring Good Time
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What's the best way to make a bandana?
Stick your d in the middle of a banana.
"What's with that fruit taped to your mouth?" the doctor asked. "Covid-19 prevention," the patient replied.
"You need a bandana, not a banana!"
A Scottish Soldier marches into a pharmacy
A Scottish Soldier, in full dress uniform, marches into a pharmacy.
Very carefully he opens his sporran and pulls out a neatly folded cotton
bandana, unfolds it to reveal a smaller silk square handkerchief, which he also
unfolds to reveal a c**....
The c**... has a number of patches on it.
The chemist holds it up and eyes it critically.
"How much to repair it?' The Scot asks the chemist.
"Six pence" says the chemist.
"How much for a new one?"
"Ten pence" says the chemist.
The Scot painstakingly folds the c**... into the silk square handkerchief
and the cotton bandana, replaces it carefully in his sporran, and marches out of the door, shoulders back and kilt swinging.
A moment or two later the chemist hears a great shout go up outside,
followed by an even greater shout.
The Scottish soldier marches back into the chemists and addresses the
proprietor, this time with a grin on his face.
"The regiment has taken a vote," he says. "We'll have a new one."
Gucci gang
Didn't know Gucci gang wasn't a real gang. What am I supposed to do with this $3,000 bandana?
What do you call an Asian gangster wearing a blue bandana?
A rice crippy.
What's black, wears a bandana and ends the world?
Tupacalypse. (thanks to my buddy Mike)
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