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6 bandaids jokes and hilarious bandaids puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about bandaids that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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What is a good bandaids joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

British teenager Emma Raducanu has just won $2.5m by winning the US open final

Sadly she needed 2 band-aids and a bandage for a cut on her leg in the last game, so she still owes about $25k

A blonde goes to a doctor...

"Doctor, doctor! When I press my body, it hurts!", says the blonde
"Well, could you show me where exactly it hurts?", the doctor replied.
She then procceeds to press some spots, an "ow" with every press. The doctor then gives her a band-aid.
"What am I going to do with a single band-aid?", asks the blonde.
"Cover up the cut in your finger."

I thought of going as a bandaid this Halloween, but then decided against it.

It's really hard to pull it off.

I was thinking about going as a band-aid for Halloween...

But I decided against it. It would be too hard to pull off.

My disabled friend wants to be a Band-Aid for Halloween but he's got no arms…

I don't know how he expects to pull it off

Why don't bandaids shop online?

They don't like getting ripped off.


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