Bandaids Jokes
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British teenager Emma Raducanu has just won $2.5m by winning the US open final
Sadly she needed 2 band-aids and a bandage for a cut on her leg in the last game, so she still owes about $25k
I thought of going as a bandaid this Halloween, but then decided against it.
It's really hard to pull it off.
My disabled friend wants to be a Band-Aid for Halloween but he's got no arms…
I don't know how he expects to pull it off
Why don't bandaids shop online?
They don't like getting ripped off.
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A pastor cuts his chin while shaving one Sunday morning.
He hurriedly puts a band-aid on and rushes to his church for the 10:00 am service.
Afterwards, a member of the congregation, an older woman, comes up to the pastor and asks, "Excuse me, but what happened to your face?" The pastor replies "I was thinking about my sermon and I cut my chin." The old lady rolls her eyes and says "Maybe you should think about your chin, and cut your sermons."
Why did the pirate say he had cute kitten bandaids?
To treat me owies…
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