Bandaids Jokes

Following is our collection of backpack humor and vegtable one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Bandaids puns for adults, dirty lunchbox jokes or clean veggies gags for kids.

There is an abundance of popcorn jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 6 funniest jokes on bandaids. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any cupboard witze you can hear about bandaids.

The Best jokes about Bandaids

Why don't bandaids shop online?

They don't like getting ripped off.

"I'd like to return this gum, it tastes awful"

"Um, sir, those are bandaids."

"I'd like to return these bandaids. I think someone ate some."

All elderly people have AIDS

Hearing aids, band-aids, and Rol-aids

For protection, my friend used bandages during sex.

Now he has band-aids.

What do you call contracting HIV from a guitar player?


What could Freddy Mercury's musical group use to help with his ailment?


Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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